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Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Kasia

I think I recognise it, but the name escapes me. I'll wait for the others input before I ask for another clue.

Dude, tongue my asshole for a few minutes and I'm yours for the taking. Stay out of this, Dave!

DO IT! Put me out of my misery for gods sake!

No. If I were to ever become banned4life, or if FreeOnes suddenly stopped broadcasting I would immediately jump in front of a moving train to put myself out of my misery.

"****! The cops best never find this cunt."

And you are correct. Lovely Fabio, pops up in a ***** sequence as an Angel. :hatsoff:

I thought Trig was short for Trisomy G, which of course is the disorder he actually has. Can you not see her lying in the bed, talking to the nurse who mentioned in passing that babies with that particular disorder were colloquially known as 'Trig babies' and her thinking: "Hey, that's a cute...

:facepalm: What next, germ theory doesn't exist, it's just a propaganda machine pushed by the corporations to sell you their poisonous ***** that give you Autism - which doesn't really exist, but you think it does so it's real anyway - in order to wipe out 80% of the population so the Reptilian...

Yes I could - it might not be as fun without the old, haggard looking thing but yeah I'd still be alive.

You may be allergic to one or a few of the elements within the medication itself. Speak to your doctor about it.

:rofl: Thanks for that.

Flagged! :nono:

Clue: Second sequel to a 1973 horror "classic." Directed by the writer of the aforementioned original.

So long as you find a tall building; tie one end of medium sized length of rope to the roof and the other end to your penis and then jump off . . . sure, they work just fine. :cool:

Who would buy a dildo that colour? I mean really.....

I'd see how long I could stare at her in complete silence before she started ******.

:sing: Real men of genius... :sing:

Dylan.

To be president of the United States you have to be a level 12 Mason and your ****** have to have been descendants of the original Bavarian Illuminati. Your ****** also have to be pretty high up in the Illuminati today, sharing bloodlines with the Clinton's, the Bush's, the Roosevelt's and the...

Next:

Uhm . . . Spice World (1997) :shy: Director: Bob Spiers Alan Cumming: Piers George Wendt: Film Producer .... and some other guy.

It is. :hatsoff:

Kilroy *ahem* :anonymous

I can't remember her name, but she had a really nice penis.

Keeping my pimp hand strong.

One minute apart, great minds, eh....? Or whatever we are. :cool:

This is the one I always choose whenever this topic comes up.

She's wearing gloves! What a fucking n00b!!

Wasn't he a bit of a 'big deal' about two or three years ago? I haven't noticed his presence within the wider culture since Harold and Kumar became popular during it and its sequels initial release a couple years back. But then again popular culture and myself aren't exactly the best of friends...

Remember that old saying: 'the only good man is a dead one'? So yeah, **** someone and then **** yourself. Bish-bash-bosh, problem solved.

I am well , Sir. How might you be?

Do not threaten what you do not understand, Dave.

Do you know who I am?

Are you threatening me!?

Damn libertarians! Damn you all to hell!!!

I've read through it a couple times, usually when someone here decides to post a link to it to prove whatever point they're trying to make - although I haven't been back in about 2 years. I find the place farcical due to the sheer levels of ignorance on display. For example, read through some of...

I don't believe it was, mainly due to the fact that during our fourth or fifth time around, messing up the bedsheets (ahem ;)) she suddenly gasped, shook a little and didn't move ever again. I finished, of course but yeah, it'd be kind of odd for Lurkingdirk to have been dressed as my...

Clue 2: A sexually repressed young beauty goes insane with surreal fantasies of seduction and ****. (1965)

Yeah I did this last year for my grandmothers birthday.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Ooooooh, me likey! :drool2:

Yes but I got *****.

Make sure you tell Bloodshot Scott I said: "Hey" the next time you're down there.

Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Christy Marks

Nope, I'm perfectly healthy:

So you've seen me looking, huh? What can I say, I want to sit on your face for a little bit. What's wrong with that? 9g8JADUkjwM You know you want it.

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Looks like they had a lot of fun.... :cool:

You know, we do have chemical castration now, the meat cleaver isn't exactly necessary any more. He does know this right? Oh, wait... nobody tell him! It's going to be hilarious when he finds out. :rofl:

The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!