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Would you enjoy a load on your face?

It's no biggie within reason,but when it starts to look like the pull-cord from a fucking lawnmower...that's a problem.

What tit?

If I could get Marlboro cartons for $22.00,it'd be my favorite,too....

What the fuck happened to honesty?

"Hey y'all,watch this..."

Bruce Willis,but he would have to stay in character as John McClane (Write it in to the oath of office).

I love my country,but fear my government.

I know it's already been said,but not by me,so I'm saying it again:Respect isn't something I give freely,it has to be earned.In all honesty,their are some pornstars I respect,and some I don't. ...and no,that doesn't mean anything to anyone but me.

I've said it before,and I'll say it again... The greatest invention ever is sunglasses. Think about it:How many fights would have been avoided between couples if the guy or girl didn't get busted looking at someone else? I rest my case.:D

...even as said independence is being slowly and systematically being taken away

Samuel L. Jackson......for one simple thing: "English motherfucker,do you speak it!?!?!?! :D:D Most likely Clint Eastwood,judging based on his politics (Which are not so much Republican as Libertarian)..

But then the question becomes :Why?

Thank you.....sincerely. Yes,we'll celebrate our independence....while it's slowly being taken away,but no one seems to care about that......

Bingo...

Shouldn't there be more respect for women in everything!?

...or a Pink Floyd video....

As fucked-up as my city is now;I'd almost welcome it.

She looks coked up in that pic.

Lovemaking? Instrumental jazz. Fucking? Instrumental ....anything intense. Lyrics distract me.

A World Series memory? That the Baltimore Orioles haven't been in one since 1983....

***** is overrated......

To have one of those things that erase memories,like in Men In Black

"musicologist "......I want that job....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: That was fuckin' GREAT!!!

I'm not saying what they are,but in my case,it's painfully obvious from the surnames of my parents....plus it's something that was constantly discussed in my household when I was a ***. I don't deny the Irish,but I identify much more with the Sicilian side...

No... Ain't that the truth.... Aria Giovanni :cool:

....nevermind.....

That's fucking degrading.....

My parents did that.....

No fucking way.

I'm not worried...........Keith Richards still lives.:cool:

Re: Billy Mays Tribute RIP Billy. Sometimes you amused me,sometimes you annoyed the fuck out of me,but I'll give you this:You always knew how to get my attention. You weren't afraid to make fun of yourself,which I admire in others. ...just don't yell at St Peter too much, okay?

Sicily and Ireland.

Yeah,if they deserved it.

...and no one has done it yet.:cool:

I'll never believe it.

Me myself and I

Thank you Hollywood.....

What do I do with the extra inches?

You never know,it might start a fashion craze.....

King Richard Pryor

Divorce him? That's what my ex did.

The MJ "pop" joke was better.:D

BUMP Not if I can help it.....

Thanks for putting the "King of Pop" part where it belongs....in quotes.

Yes. If I hated someone while they were living,I'm not going to change my mind just because they died. I also wouldn't lie about it.

Cincinnati,we're comin' for you... Funny how the article didn't mention the state (Md).

A replay of the Howard Stern Show on Sirius.

Not me.