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  1. Elwood70

    Why Do Some People Not Like Facials In Porn?

    Would you enjoy a load on your face?
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    vaginal piercing : hot or not

    It's no biggie within reason,but when it starts to look like the pull-cord from a fucking lawnmower...that's a problem.
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    My favorite convenience store!

    If I could get Marlboro cartons for $22.00,it'd be my favorite,too....
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    Random Statement Thread II

    What the fuck happened to honesty?
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    Happy Independence Day!

    "Hey y'all,watch this..."
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    Which ********* would make the best president?

    Bruce Willis,but he would have to stay in character as John McClane (Write it in to the oath of office).
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    happy independence day

    I love my country,but fear my government.
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    Shouldn't there be more respect for women in porn?

    I know it's already been said,but not by me,so I'm saying it again:Respect isn't something I give freely,it has to be earned.In all honesty,their are some pornstars I respect,and some I don't. ...and no,that doesn't mean anything to anyone but me.
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    Greatest Invention

    I've said it before,and I'll say it again... The greatest invention ever is sunglasses. Think about it:How many fights would have been avoided between couples if the guy or girl didn't get busted looking at someone else? I rest my case.:D
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    What hard ****** should I ***** on the 4th of July....

    ...even as said independence is being slowly and systematically being taken away
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    Which ********* would make the best president?

    Samuel L. Jackson......for one simple thing: "English motherfucker,do you speak it!?!?!?! :D:D Most likely Clint Eastwood,judging based on his politics (Which are not so much Republican as Libertarian)..
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    Shouldn't there be more respect for women in porn?

    But then the question becomes :Why?
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    happy independence day

    Thank you.....sincerely. Yes,we'll celebrate our independence....while it's slowly being taken away,but no one seems to care about that......
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    Shouldn't there be more respect for women in porn?

    Shouldn't there be more respect for women in everything!?
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    It maybe sooner than you think!

    ...or a Pink Floyd video....
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    Alaska Governor Palin to resign

    As fucked-up as my city is now;I'd almost welcome it.
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    Trixy - new Hungarian brunette with silicones

    She looks coked up in that pic.
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    Nice music for making love

    Lovemaking? Instrumental jazz. Fucking? Instrumental ....anything intense. Lyrics distract me.
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    World Series Memories anyone?

    A World Series memory? That the Baltimore Orioles haven't been in one since 1983....
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ***** is overrated......
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    Ok guys, I wanna know your ultimate fantasy?

    To have one of those things that erase memories,like in Men In Black
  22. Elwood70

    6 Songs Used to ******* & Intimidate

    "musicologist "......I want that job....
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    Once more, if you look very close...............

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: That was fuckin' GREAT!!!
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    What are your origins ? Where do your ancestors come from ?

    I'm not saying what they are,but in my case,it's painfully obvious from the surnames of my parents....plus it's something that was constantly discussed in my household when I was a ***. I don't deny the Irish,but I identify much more with the Sicilian side...
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    Jelena Jensen hardcore?

    No... Ain't that the truth.... Aria Giovanni :cool:
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    Suppose you get to suck a cock...

    ....nevermind.....
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    She must have a ******** problem

    That's fucking degrading.....
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    Annoyances

    My parents did that.....
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    Oxi-Clean guy Billy Mays Dead

    I'm not worried...........Keith Richards still lives.:cool:
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    Oxi-Clean guy Billy Mays Dead

    Re: Billy Mays Tribute RIP Billy. Sometimes you amused me,sometimes you annoyed the fuck out of me,but I'll give you this:You always knew how to get my attention. You weren't afraid to make fun of yourself,which I admire in others. ...just don't yell at St Peter too much, okay?
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    The Pusification of America

    Yeah,if they deserved it.
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    Sexiest Album Cover!

    ...and no one has done it yet.:cool:
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    I'll never believe it.
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    Who are the coolest people you ever hung with?

    Me myself and I
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    If she turns sideways, then no one can see her!

    Thank you Hollywood.....
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    I don't think she can handle it!

    What do I do with the extra inches?
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    Is this the most embarrassing mugshot ever?

    You never know,it might start a fashion craze.....
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    George Carlin or Richard Prior?

    King Richard Pryor
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    I know what it's used for, but I still can't believe it's real!

    Divorce him? That's what my ex did.
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    RIP Farrah Fawcett

    The MJ "pop" joke was better.:D
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    RIP Farrah Fawcett

    BUMP Not if I can help it.....
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    The official In Memory of Michael Jackson thread.

    Thanks for putting the "King of Pop" part where it belongs....in quotes.
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    Have you ever talked negativly about a dead person.

    Yes. If I hated someone while they were living,I'm not going to change my mind just because they died. I also wouldn't lie about it.
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    'Most Dangerous' Neighborhoods In US Ranked

    Cincinnati,we're comin' for you... Funny how the article didn't mention the state (Md).
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    What are you listening to right now?

    A replay of the Howard Stern Show on Sirius.
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    Aria Giovanni

    Not me.
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