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Too bad he didn't have a bullet and he didn't squeeze the trigger there.. Ok I feel hostile.. lol

She can be hired as a Circus FREAK!. lol

*puts on a strappy* I'll pitch and you catch.. Just remember to bring lube or it's going to HURT.. :1orglaugh:rolleyes:

With your luck a extremely obese woman would grab the package you was in, before the hottie had a chance to grab it.. :rofl:

When do you ever think something isn't arousing? :1orglaugh

It stinks so bad, even the dog can't stand it..

I thought it was Ludwid Chewbacca Beethoven..

Hi. Thanks for the compliment. I'm doing alright and yourself?

Looks strikingly like Linda Blair and Leslie Neilsen..

Nice to know how fat Japanese women become busty hotties..

I'm liking how nature gets down.. lol

*pats you on your back* Keep on thinking that she likes your small wee wee.. :rofl2:

I would rather have seen the board game Life on Mars bars..

I guess in Japan, he's one sexy bitch..

Proof that men are like monkeys, hairy, dumb and stinky.. Stand back he might throw some ****.. lol

Jealous that Blueballs beat you to it? :1orglaugh

There isn't a damn thing on her body that I would call Slim.. lol

You forgot about Options C through F.. Now Option C is to use condoms (safe thing to do) OR ( You follow through with Option B and if somehow She isn't on the pill and she has a baby (that strangely looks like Blueballs) She will then choose Option D and give you legal woes.. :rofl2...

No, Dirk was the one squeezing it out.. Stan and I got the black eyes from trying to duck at the same time, colliding our heads as it broke a lamp behind us.. :1orglaugh

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This one is better and Michael Angelo Batio plays alot faster in it. EWNPu3_Dqyg

Fixed..

Breathalizer tests are getting re-dick-ulious..

Or it was Johnny Knoxville..

That looks like fun *smacks the hell out of OC* Yeah that does feel good.. :1orglaugh

I thought she was an Ewok. :1orglaugh

More like a baby Penisaurous Rex...:1orglaugh

That would be a waste of time, I am a GIRL.. Geesh I thought you knew by now.. lol

You boys get in line, because she's mine.. :tongue:

Stan is the one we worry about shitting on the floor.. :rofl2:

Yopu mean from his body oder, or that he farted.. lol

You mean Ignorant? lol

I want to taste your...ugh..er..umm.. food. :tongue:

You wouldn't be allowed to lurk.. :1orglaugh

Yeha yeah, promises promises..

I ****** the photo to him.. :tongue:

She wanted to use a skunk until her agent talked her into using the monkey..

Fixed. :D

Oh oh I want to be on top!!

I can't use that either.. I would have to become a nun.. :******:

:sing: Dude Looks Like A Lady :sing:

Thats not how he started lurking, he was peeking up a woman's skirt at 2 months old.. lol

Rep for Shifty and revidffum..

*hides the super glue* yeah that's a cool pic.. lol

Be honest, you wouldn't kick the girl on the left out of bed..

That's because the 10th nun is a lesbian.. :rolleyes:

She looks like she could suck sand out of cement..

I just take you there because Blueballs pays me to do it. :rofl2:

That's fine and dandy, but you wouldn't know what to do with her.. :1orglaugh

"runs away with the plate* Ah ha! I beat you to it. lol