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    Rough day on the beach.

    Then you have hit the ******-load here....they don't get much stranger than us!!! :nanner:
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    Gaelle Garcia Diaz

    Did a search and came up with nada......we need more of this sexy woman!!! and more cowbell :D http://www.hotsexyscenes.com/post/3191/sexy_gaelle_garcia_diaz_naked_in_che_magazine/
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    Can You Spot Him?

    I am game for that...but I'll have to wear a gorilla mask for anonymity!! :tongue:
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    Madelyn Marie

    *looks up startled while J/O to another girl* :eek: It just popped up on my screen...honest!!! :o
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    Hey look at me!!!

    Ya know when Dirk, STDiva, and Plasma get to chatting together in a thread...it reminds me of something....I can't quite put my finger on it......I will remember eventually :tongue:
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    How often do you masturbate?

    Astro Glide....second only to nature!!! :boobies::rubbel:
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    Sweet Young Things

    Ladies and Gentlemen....I give you Ashton Richards :bowdown: http://deliciousbabes.org/galleries/ashton-richards-lace-undies/
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    Dirk's new siggy pic??

    Whew...cool :glugglug: It is tough at times when you find something you want to share..all the things one has to think about....has this been posted before? How the hell would I even do a search for this? Is it really that funny? Would BlueBalls approve? If I post it will the damn link work...
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    Dirk's new siggy pic??

    There is a face lurking in there somewhere........ http://www.moillusions.com/2008/09/sunset-face-optical-illusion.html *Apologies in advance to L33gy if "someone" has already posted this pic too* :thefinger
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    There is hope for all us bad typers yet.....

    I think there is a higher power at work here!! :cthulhu: http://www.moillusions.com/2006/04/brain-is-genius-isnt-it.html
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    This is cool

    http://www.moillusions.com/2006/04/pinwheel-illusion.html
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    I think this guy is a board member here........

    ......but which one?? :dunno: http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=384&cat_type=video&order_type=latest&pagenum=1
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    How to cure the crippled!!!

    :rofl2: http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=457&cat_type=video&order_type=latest&pagenum=1
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    Cross Your Legs Fellas

    Would I like to find a girl who would blow me for pancakes!! :tongue:
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    I'll Be Back Soon

    Oh yeah!! I'm you're huckleberry!!!
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    You can't watch this and not smile.

    I couldn't hear anything on that clip, was there sound? However there was a severe thunderstorm happening overhead as I was playing it......I will try again later perhaps!!
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    We've all been there before........

    :dunno: I don't know what the fuck happened to the other pic! Here it is.....
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    20 greatest Jesus products of all time

    :wtf: Jesus doesn't look Hispanic in any of those??!! :confused:
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    This is almost enough to get me to watch baseball

    Well they don't let the use steroids any more...so they have to get pumped up somehow!!! :spump:
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    About to get interesting...

    Oh I remember this...this is from a scene from that Brady Bunch remake back like 5 years ago or so. Jan finally gets back at Marsha for being a slut and stealing all the hott guys!! :hatsoff:
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    For Shifty

    Why shifty I think she likes you!!! :glugglug: You lucky devil you!! :D
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    Damn this is funny!!!!!

    I hope it isn't a repost :)
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    Man in Lebron Miami Heat Jersey Kicked Out of Cleveland Indians Game

    It has been years since I lived in Ohio..but I grew up 70 miles from Cleveland. The area known as The Flats, which is right on the Cuyahoga river, used to be a pretty run down place with a lot of warehouses and abandoned building. And yes the river did catch on fire once from all the toxins that...
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    Amy Fisher

    Re: Amy Fisher Turns Hardcore :eek: OMG is that the same cute little girl that Joey Gonabutfuckya played around with all them years ago?? Damn she hasn't aged well :eeew:
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    Bear captured after ******* man near Yellowstone National Park

    And yet we have the thumbs and rule the planet....so suck on that wolfman!!! :elaugh: So you can lick your own balls....big deal!! :tongue:
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    New member!

    :why: :ban: :cthulhu:
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    BangBros wants to make a new site!

    Not so much "worship", but for sure an appreciation of pussy hair. Perhaps get male talent that prefer the woman like that, so their added lust is evident . And I am thinking of a well ******* pussy here....not something that looks like she has Buckwheat in a scissor hold!!
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    BangBros wants to make a new site!

    Perhaps a site where all the female performers have some pussy hair? It seems to be more difficult to find nowadays...which is quite the bummer for those of us for which that is a preference. :2 cents: Yeah yeah I am an old man...wishing for days gone by...I know :D
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    Newbie

    :wave2: When you ejaculate...do you call out Oprah!!??
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    How did I get so much street rep?

    What you're feeling is actually the first symptom of AIDS.....a pounding sensation in your ass!!! :hatsoff:
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    Survey: Europeans back veil ban, Americans opposed

    Ban veal??!! NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!! Veal Parmesan is one of my favorite meals Oh...this isn't about that? :shy: :o
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    my girlfriend wants to know...

    I agree...I lol'd in RL when I saw there was another post by the OP. crash you have had ways suggested to you to prove that you are not full of ****.....chose wisey :eek: OMG that is someone beating a dead *****.....I thought it was someone hacking a cows vajaajaa with a machete!!! Boy do I...
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    Babes covered in oil, water, milk or other liquids

    Love the name of her website!! :D http://www.yourdirtymind.com/fuck-you-paul.html
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    For friends and fans

    Lisa you just made me cum in my pants!!! I hope you are happy!!! I know I am :D
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    Man in Lebron Miami Heat Jersey Kicked Out of Cleveland Indians Game

    They did. Him wearing that shirt in Cleveland right now...they should of let him get what was coming to him...the shallow end of the gene pool needs cleaned!!! :2 cents:
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    my girlfriend wants to know...

    The pics you posted are poor quality....and we cannot make a good judgment from them. The manner of which you have been interacting with us makes you come across as a BS scam artist, which we have seen numerous times before. You want an honest assessment? Take and posts pics of you holding a...
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    my girlfriend wants to know...

    Interesting typo :2 cents:
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    The Hottest Track&Field Athletes Go Here

    As you wish :hatsoff:
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    What Food Makes Your Burps Taste The Best?

    Sliders FTW!!! :thumbsup:
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    Porn Wars

    Ya got to watch out for those Sith porn stars
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    My New Couch

    That girl is smokin' hot!! :thumbsup:
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    The Houses Have Eyes

    :sing: I always feel like...somebodies watching meee!!! :sing:
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    Michelle Lay - Cum say Hi

    Ah you're just upset because I asked first this time.....don't be a greedy bastage...plenty of sexy feet to go around here!!! :) Sir your lack of imagination will not deter me from my quest.....I have a *****!!! :D
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    Michelle Lay - Cum say Hi

    Michelle I want to suck on your toes while you suck on my cock!!! One day baby....one day!! :blowjob:
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    I think America is cut off.

    Careful in what you celebrate my friend......if/when America dies....we will all be moving to Parts Unknown...ALL OF US!!! Let's see you get a good parking spot after that happens!!! :hatsoff:
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    I **** times like these.

    No one said the dark side was gonna be all fun and games Lord Galactic At certain times of year...it is like night time all the time in Alaska...meet for a ****??!! :glugglug: BTW love the pic of the brewskies in the fridge
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