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  1. Shifty

    Brunette Mature! O Yeah!

    :drool2:
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    Create your own Astroid crashing into earth...

    You're chopped scrotum.
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    Awkward

    Agreed - I'll keep this one in mind. Agreed - I've been on the other side as well. Some people say the craziest things in this situation - but you know they always mean well.
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    Make a resolution for another member!

    I think you can count on it. I'm certain that Dirk has a contingency plan. :nannerf2:
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    The official Kevin Malone fan thread.

    This: :rofl2: lDiarVymH1Q
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    Christmas Music Worth Listening Too

    ^^ Snob. :ban:
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    The AVN experience.

    Perhaps an OCSM or two will weigh in ...
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    Mmm ... Minty

    I'm checking to see if they sell sheets and/or tablets.
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    Awkward

    It ain't fun, that's for sure. Thanks for asking: ...
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    maleonetwo & Thomas O'Malley

    s-Bj-7b0rC4
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    One, two, three, n****r!": Outrage over basketball cheer chanted by high school team

    Re: One, two, three, n****r!": Outrage over basketball cheer chanted by high school t But ... Buffalo is such a classy town! :( :dunno:
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    Awkward

    That's right up there with mine. :o
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    walmart women

    Does anyone else have a boner?
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    Welcome Your NEW Moderators to the ***!

    Has Brodkill ****** himself yet?
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    Maley & Thomas O'Malley's Hotel Room Thread

    Oh, Alexp here you go brah ... here you go! :thumbsup: Let us derail this motherfucker, shall we? :yesyes: v_T2-21Oi3w
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    Maley & Thomas O'Malley's Hotel Room Thread

    Smells like Astroglide. :2 cents:
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    [SOLVED] Any Idea?

    Ed Irons for President. :cool:
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    Mmm ... Minty

    :blowjob: :thumbsup:
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    [SOLVED] Any Idea?

    http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Friends732.jpg :D
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    Emma Watson

    http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Hermoine.htm
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    Awkward

    When I said "Any Time" the guy just stopped and gawked at me. Then his face soured just a tad and I could tell he was thinking "Why you motherfucker ..."
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    Your thoughts please, on heavier women.

    So, wait. heavier women vs. women who don't meet the "so called standard" of what a pretty woman is? The two are not the same at all. There are some gorgeous heavier women out there ...
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    How Do You Feel About The "Ignore" Feature?

    I've put a few people on ignore but I always ended up turning it off.
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    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    All joking aside, this is pretty cool.
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    Scotland's answer to Rebecca Black

    This guy's from the UK ... close enough? wHfo8zwYFUo
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    Awkward

    Tell me, has this ever happened to you? You're attending a funeral or a **** and a close relative of the recently deceased greets you. Inevitably, they will say "Thank you for coming." ... how do you respond to this? :dunno: I've personally blown this one on a few occasions. Some of my best...
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    It's official! Cucumbers are TOO sexy for women!

    I said 'pre-vert' Petra! So, technically not a pervert ... Yet! You may share! :D
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    The North Korea

    The leader of North Korea is famously obsessed with Western culture. Certainly you must be aware of this Assari since you apparently teach a class?
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    It's official! Cucumbers are TOO sexy for women!

    Here, we call shrink-wrapped cucumbers "English Cucumbers". :confused: By the way, you're all a bunch of effing pre-verts.
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    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    I'm confused. I thought you meant that you hosted one of Sabrina's 'parties'. Are you saying that she came over just to hang? :yesyes:
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    The North Korea

    :facepalm: Perhaps you should move there. We'll all wait here patiently until you get back online.
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    How Do You Feel Today?

    I'm in the mood for some Dokken!
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    Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy (pics on page 6)

    Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy So, GSB's penis smells like a football team?
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    WTF Germany?!?

    Now is zee time on Schprockets venn vee dance !!!
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    WTF Germany?!?

    Holy ****, that is cool!
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    Best/Favorite Posters in the Babes Section?

    Are you sure it's not because they shut down your "Love Shrine to Lurking Dirk" thread?
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    Best/Favorite Posters in the Babes Section?

    Of course you don't. Why would you? :dunno:
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    Dont wait until its too late to live your dreams

    "Hey you! Get the fuck off my balcony!!!"
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    Your favorite.... Bond, James Bond

    I'll be the only one to pick Roger Moore, I just know it.
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    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    Hopefully she felt right at home with all those big rubber dicks around. ;)
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    What does Christmas mean to you?

    ****, *** & Eggnog and a little bit of filming at the request of Dirk and STDiva.
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    Welcome Your NEW Moderators to the ***!

    Brodkill, will you still be able to help me with my math homework? :uohs:
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    Welcome Your NEW Moderators to the ***!

    The ID section will be truly epic with Connor on the watch! Brodkill ... I'm sure he'll show up on time!
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    Dirk & Stan: The College Years

    ^^ Ahh yes. Who could forget Dirk's Moby Dick phase ...
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    Worst fans in North American pro sports?

    What do you mean by worst? Most aggressive ?
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    Remember Pearl Harbor

    I don't know what to say to Andronicus' post - except that the youth of today are seemingly off balance. Their priorities are so off kilter, and this goes far beyond simply 'marching to the beat of a different drum'. I'm not that old, but I do recall knowing about Pearl Harbor (and being quite...
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