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I actually have the Pompeii video. I never returned it to netflix, and let them charge me for it....mainly because my wife pays the subscription. I know, it was a dick move, but I didn't hide it from her, I just fibbed a little. I'll likely buy a couple of them, because I love the album art.

Well that's what I'm saying Dino, move something. If you don't want to rearrange holiday, and birthdates, pay the taxes in November. If you go on line, they'll show you what's due, so pay it early, and let December just cruise on down the river of ****** joy.

Why don't you sit her down and explain what a hectic month it is, and suggest you either move Christmas to new years eve, or you just buy each other one small thing for Christmas, and get each other something at intervals during the year. Or a present on specified holidays, except her birthday...

My ****** has a rule. No one over 13 gets presents from everyone, what their parents do is up to them. The moms and **** buy gifts for each others families, but no one goes overboard, The exception is the ******/****** in law, everyone buys her something. My wife and I do not exchange gifts, we...

This made me very happy. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pink-floyd-surprise-release-dozen-220939287.html

I just saw this on Yahoo, and now I have a chubby!! https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pink-floyd-surprise-release-dozen-220939287.html

Tis the season....

This fucking clown should have been shanked while in the joint. He got away with 2 *******, and committed a crime with a firearm. He should still be in his cell serving a mandatory minimum sentence for a crime with a ***.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ethan-crumbley-oxford-school-shooting-michigan-parents-***********-manslaughter-court-201314495.html There is no hope for this ******, they will all go to jail, and junior might just end up riding the lightning.

For you McDonalds fry lovers...

I know 1 or 2 couple that are or have made it to 50. Some that would still be there if a spouse hadn't ******. My late neighbor lost his wife a month after their 45th, he didn't make it a year, before he joined her. Great guy to, poor man was in the hospital, and not able to leave to go to her...

I doubt you're the only one. In fact, I doubt you're the only one in this thread. Now if you **** in the shower, that would be a special kind of frown. A brown frown to be exact!

Looks like a top 10'er for your proposed thread,

No songs make me want to get up and dance, but a whole lot of them make me break out the air guitar.

:facepalm: Seriously, you really think anyone wants to see you getting ANYTHING in your ass. And if you do figure out how to post them , put them in the right section.

As Dave Chappell would say...........He's got mud butt.

I would suggest you pose this question to a couple of the ocsm's that still hang around. Some might do cam work while all of this covid is going on. They likely have that knowledge, since they use video equipment as part of their jobs.

True, but what if that happened on a planet in a different galaxy a billion years ago, and they've evolved past us, because their evolutionary process started before ours.

We just had our 22nd anniversary in Aug., which is 24 total together. It's hard to imagine what it would be like without her.

I told my wife the same thing Dino.

But it's also the reason I never really liked riding in Oct. There were always some decent days, but you better stay the hell away from the state, and metro parks, because when A buck gets that whiff of pussy, he'll charge across a 6 lane freeway to get to it. I had a friend hit a big deer a...

Personally, I think we're an experiment. To those that don't believe in evolution, I say, perhaps it was set in motion by a higher power. I also think, we're not the only experiments in progress. Which to me, is where the other life forms come into play. For all we know there's a planet out...

Absolutely not. I would probably be a good salesman if I shut my pie hole about politics, or opinions of public policy, but I tend to talk to much.

Another place I thought of, is Quaker Steak & Lube. They have good fries, and a thing called Magna Fries, which are basically just fries slathered in cheese, bacon bits, and chives. They give you a cup of this house ranch dressing that is just to die for.

http://www.egotastic.com/missouri-***-stole-her-*********-identity-to-go-to-college-and-hookup-with-younger-guys/ Seems to me, this is the girl for you Writer.

Yeah, well I don't cut my lawn, and the guy that does is on a riding mower, but I have seen a present or 2 over the last decade. Considering how urban of an area I live in, I have a pretty good selection coming around. I don't live far from a few national park areas. that are pretty large acre...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/should-parents-be-held-accountable-for-their-****-***-********-132758694.html It looks like the parents are facing some serious charges. This case is going to have a very serious impact on future cases. It seems obvious that if you are responsible for your ***** until...

Nah...just a tramp.

The thing about people who aren't ****** lovers is, they don't understand what love really is. An ****** loves you, because you love it. It doesn't care if you're poor or rich, fat or skinny, pretty or ugly, All it knows is you love it, so it loves you, and it's unconditional love.

I personally like Rallies the best, then Arby's crinkle cut, then Penn Station, then Wendy's, then Arby's curly fries, after that, it's irrelevant. I'll eat almost any fries, but those are my top 5. I just love potatoes in general. Whether they're fried, mashed, or baked, scalloped or Au...

I never really go to any of those areas on the board, mainly because I come here to see and talk with the guys. Everyone brings something different and helpful or insightful. You happen to be the music guy, because of your extensive musical love, and knowledge. Dino, Bubb, Xfire, Gmase, and...

My neighbor has a motion censor light in their backyard, and I always look when it goes off. Most of the time it's just a cat making its way through the yards, or a skunk waddling through. Wed. evening it went off as I was going to bed, and I watch what had to bee a 200lb. buck mosey through my...

Most of the time I would rather spend time with an ******, then most humans. I have 2 rescue cats, and they're getting up there in age, and I've had to put down 4 already over the years, but Sam is gonna **** me, when his time comes. I love all *******, and the wife and I whole heartedly agree...

My wife and I didn't ***** in the same room for a few years because I snored so bad, but now I ***** like a rock. In fact, if the electricity goes out, and the machine stops, I **** up instantly. Go take a ***** test man, you'll get used to the mask, and eventually ***** so good. Trust me buddy...

Of course. The universe is infinite, and constantly expanding. You would have to be awfully arrogant, and closed minded to not think somewhere out there, are other planets similar to Earth. They may not be in the Milky Way galaxy, but there are BILLIONS of stars out there, and each one could...

If you mean is there a word for it, I don't know, but you might end up not getting the hottest of the pack. So likely you will end up having to settle for what's left at closing time, if you're looking for the hotter of the 40-45 year olds. But again, I reiterate, you are thinking about this way...

Cool. You can also tell because he plays a lot of it on a 12 string. May guitarists play 12 strings, country or rock & roll. But you don't see many play them when most would be using a 6 string, and you see even less that can shred on a 12 string. I've seen Glen Campbell, Roy Clark, and Rik...

Crazy, makes for a fun time....just don't take her to your own house, and get a new number the next day....because she's gonna check while she can still get close enough to stick a shank in your kidney.

I fucked up, and put it in the wrong thread! I pm'd Steve and asked him to move it, hopefully I wont take to much **** about it. I can't believe I did that, and I specifically looked for the thread to. I gotta start smoking weed again, I've been fucking up since I ran out. His ****** invented...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/michael-nesmith-dies-monkees-singer-173748758.html Micheal Nesmith has ******, he was 78. R.I.P. sir, your mark on the music scene was legendary. Your voice will be missed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/students-reporting-alarming-snapchat-messages-102609153.html This is how you fix the problem. You don't wipe your ass with the Constitution, or persecute innocent, lawful *** owners. You do what these vigilant citizens had the brains and common sense to do, and thank...

It's disgustingly funny you post this. I ***** with a cpap machine, I have horrible ***** apnea, and according to the clinic that tested me, I was in the top 10 loudest snorer, he's ever heard, which I am oddly proud of. But anyway, so my cpap sucks in air, and has a thin fabric filter, but if I...

I haven't smoked in 3 weeks, No cash, no stash.

She's pretty.

I know the youngest ****** has a porn credit to her name. I can't remember the name of the movie, but she was involved behind the scenes in a sound effects capacity. The movie had a sci fi theme.

I guess the only one I HAD, was my Harley, but I can't really ride her anymore, I'm so ginched up with arteritis, and pinched nerves. I like good cigars, and once I see where my disability case goes, I'm sure I'll indulge in those again. When I was working I would smoke 2-4 a day, depending on...

Store bought meatloaf, and instant mashed potatoes, out of a box, Not a high point, but it was quick, and the wife is gonna be late, and I'm not in a cooking mood.

Those are creepy. Funny, but oh so wrong.

Thank you. You have no idea how hard it was for me to take a selfie. In fact, that might be the first one I ever took. I think it might be the only one I've taken.