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I stopped watching, when they stopped having lingerie, or gravy matches, and no letting titties pop out on Raw.

The wife and I just got rid of cable too. I never realized how much I would miss that one half of an hour, example of totally inappropriate behavior. When I get some money coming in, I'll add another streaming service. I hope their older content makes it to Hulu, because that's what I'm thinking...

My wife has a habit like that too, except she gets pissed when I put them away. Of course she's fully justified, seeing as how she uses them 3, 4 times a year.

I think it's a 1MB, I just use it, the wife pays the bill. We can both stream TV, and computers at the same time, so it works well.

I'm a double slotter, a 4 slotter is to big for the space I wanted it to be, plus the only time that would be worth while, is when the wife makes Sunday breakfast.....and it doesn't happen often enough anymore. I guess she figured she's got me lassoed, I did get the wide slots, because the wife...

I met my wife thru a local newspaper personal ad in Scene Mag. It was before any type of computer dating existed...before any reasonable home unit was available. I've also read a great deal of books about serial killers. SO. When I read about a "Craig's List" killer, or some **** like that, I...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/how-the-world-punished-russia-for-invading-ukraine-192732724.html One things for sure, I never thought Sweden would jump on ANY bandwagon, let alone a political one. At least Putin can go to his grave with the honor of make Sweden pick a side. Sweden and Finland are...

Why don't you skip the middle man, and fly the toaster to your ***'s, this way she won't have to go all that distance for a slice of toast.

Tonight, leftover Zataran's dirty rice mix with chicken Last night was the annual party my friends have. It's a game diner, that has been scaled down from the 40 or 50 people that came, BEFORE covid, now we're down to 10-13, all close friends. The menu was changed every year, with the exception...

I'm glad there wasn't a cover charge to get in here.

Just spontaneously? Or are you concerned with someone dropping a fork in it, and shorting it out? I've just never heard of anyone worrying about a toaster. Christmas tree lights, cable boxes, or small fans, stuff that you leave on all the time, I've heard of, but never a toaster. Now what do you...

What do you not trust?

Everything is much easier then arguing with the wife.................. :facepalm: Your a trouble maker velvet, a bad seed, you malefactor, you.

Very few humans would do such a righteous thing. and people wonder if ******* have cognition.

Yes I do. And I usually warm it on a lower power, so it only warms, and doesn't cook

Well Dino, you've heard the joke before. What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock down a bitches throat.

Yeah, maybe the goo that holds the seeds of the tomato, reminded her of the sliminess of your cock snot.

That concert for the people of Kampuchea was a great one. I remember seeing it on some cable channel a long time ago, and the song that I remember most was called "Lucile" , I do believe. Things of that magnitude don't happen anymore, or if they do, I have no clue who the musicians are anymore...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sally-kellerman-hot-lips-houlihan-222415925.html Sally Kellerman has ****** away, at 84 years old. She was great in Back To School. Pretty good looking too. I never realized it was her in the movie M.A.S,H. but it has been awhile since I've seen it.

Sometimes. Depends on who's doing what, to who.

Cherries, oranges, kiwi, and watermelon

Emma hix

On the counter next to the coffee maker, under the microwave.

https://autos.yahoo.com/1969-amc-amx-hilarating-143000889.html I had to post this. It's the only AMC that actually looked pretty cool, although this one has a lousy choice for color, Not knowing much about AMC's cars, I was surprised to see it had a 390ci engine, that put out more horsepower...

It's not hard to pour out a bottle of Thousand Island, into a bowl....

I don't really expect to see private individuals shooting at anything that doesn't scream America, but. Let's face it, both countries no how many people own guns, that it might still be a little daunting to track down everyone, and every ***. It won't turn the tide, but I would like to think a...

America, China, or Russia aren't the ones that will launch first, we all understand the implications. Russia and or China would never invade the U.S., there are to many *** owners, willing to defend our countries sovereignty, I would bet on N.Korea, or someone in the middle East to press the...

Yes it is, and it's on my radar, but until my disability claim gets settled, I have no extra money, and the wife and I are just squeaking by. But I have had some edibles in the past, they helped a lot, but it seems like you need to keep your body saturated in the thc to make the effects worth...

That *** is destined for the rodeo.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/procol-harum-frontman-gary-brooker-160505204.html Procol Harum Front man, dead at 76, I can't say I was a huge fan, a "best of", would have covered it all, but there certainly was a lot of talent in the band, and I do dig Robin Trower. But again, a "Best Of"...

Man, I've tried everything. Even cortisone shots don't work anymore, The problem is a combination of horribly humid weather, and the fact I need to drop some weight. If you seen that picture of me, in here somewhere, you know I'm a pretty big boy. Now that electric thing they do for pinched...

I doubt an hour of sunlight, and porn is going to soothe the pain in all of my joints, and the pinched nerves shooting pain into my big toe, so I'm gonna stick to better living through chemicals.

Here's a sobering thought. What if these 2 sneaky bastards are teaming up to spread our ****** a little thin, then use that to slid in and take over North America. They could divide Canada and The United States up, and leave us all fucked over.

Yep, they're gonna use the Twinkies as a raft when the flood waters come.

I remember going into American history class, and actually discussing the 2nd Amendment, for the importance it holds, and not being afraid of using words like revelation. We didn't have to worry about being considered "domestic terrorists" for believing the government should be harshly...

Sure you can unread it, all you have to do is increase your weed/****** intake, and put something else in that space.

So basically they're selling a **** smuggling bag, or a dealers back pack. Great idea, I wish they had it 30 years ago, when I could have used it. No a days, unless you get pulled over while smoking a joint, or your car smells like it, and you exhibit signs of impairment, the cops won't fuck...

I can see however that books on tape would be a good way to learn a language, if you were a road driver or something. I know they have satellite radio now, but back in the old days, you could only get so far, before you had to search, or put in a cassette. Dino, I don't know if you know this...

The 2 libraries near me almost always have a section with books for sale, and as you said, dirt cheap. And I'm talking like brand new, some of them are. I bought a 5 or 6 volume set of scientific encyclopedia's. I was going to glue them together, and cut them in a way I could use them as a...

No one made excuses for unsecured firearms. No one suggested showing a ***** violent crime photos. The Mythbusters simulated the effects of bullets on ballistics gelatin, and pig carcasses. I wouldn't suggest anyone, let alone a ***** to be subject to seeing ******** towards another human...

Some people prefer to just have a book in their hand, which is why a lot of people will read a paper book, as opposed to an ebook, on a Kindle. Also, people like my late Uncle, would never spend money on a book, with a perfectly good library in almost every city....I have 2, within a 10 minute...

Using your methods, and assuming I can put them to play, with the same expertise you have, then I personally would say no, unless they're ******* me off. Then I would call them fatty boom ba latty, and slam the receiver hard, as I cackle loudly.

I agree with the statement in the article that suggests firearms safety at a young age. It can be done WITHOUT real, or even training weapons. Some videos, about what REALLY happens when you pull a trigger. We are expected to treat ******** as our equals, and not like little ****, and then when...

How in the fuck can you tell a persons weight, over the phone?! Unless they're stuffing Cheetos in their pie hole, or sound like Jaba the hut...... Now I have curtly dismissed costumer service people with heavy accents, I couldn't understand.

Use it as a distraction to invade Taiwan.

There's a lot of funny photos in those links.

Number 4 is VERY intriguing. I can see making a work shed out of them, but a house would be unreasonable.

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/22265380-2070-37bc-93c4-4d393b0277a5/burger-king-has-its-biggest-.html I've been hanging around Dino to long, because I really want to try this one.

My ****** didn't eat as much as Joey, on Super bowl Sunday.