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  1. RealMenSwallow

    Who are this girl?

    I'd love to lick the sand out of that! :dunno: I wish I could help. She looks familiar, but then again, I tend to forget all these teens pretty fast.
  2. RealMenSwallow

    Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses new CD

    Re: Chinese Democracy I don't know if there is already a thread for this or not, but this one was at the top when I refreshed the page so here goes. You know, I have followed all the "Guns 'N' Roses" **** for awhile now. Axel had a wide variety of really out there guitar players in the line...
  3. RealMenSwallow

    What are you eating right now?

    Pussy! ...Like I would be on here if I was eating pussy right now...:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:
  4. RealMenSwallow

    Girls with Tattoos / Tattoed Babes / Tatted Up Chicks

    Re: Girls with Tattoos Okay, stupid question, but I obviously don't know all the tattooed babes out there, but who is the girl in the center of that page? With that "tramp stamp" aka lower back tattoo?
  5. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Princess Lissa! :lovecoupl :bowdown: You are a huge favorite of almost anyone who has posted on this thread! You will be very welcomed on here by all of us. This is wonderful, a lot of fans are on here, and you can get a lot of input from them, me included. And always feel free to share anything...
  6. RealMenSwallow

    Brandy Taylor / Brandy Talore

    Re: Brandy Taylor / Taylore She used to be more self conscious about it, and I think she got more self conscious about it after she had her *********. I can totally understand it, but she's always looked incredible to me, and I never saw her with any sort of "baby weight" she has always looked...
  7. RealMenSwallow

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Fuck her? Oh yeah...I mean fuck her like there is no tomorrow fuck her. I'm talking fuck her like it's the last thing you'll ever do fuck her. I'm talking fuck her to get into heaven fuck her. Fuck her like her pussy is made of candy and eating that **** until all my teeth fall out. I...
  8. RealMenSwallow

    Milf with big tits

    :glugglug: We have a winner! it is Alexis Amore
  9. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    :rofl2:
  10. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Yum!
  11. RealMenSwallow

    Say a word that springs to mind

    jizz-mongler
  12. RealMenSwallow

    How did you come up with your board name?

    You ask questions you don't want the answer too...;)
  13. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Loves women who give me the finger...:bawling:
  14. RealMenSwallow

    Who´s on your hard drive ?

    :rofl2: I think you just ****** it BlueBalls, congratulations!:partysml:
  15. RealMenSwallow

    Who is the hottest chick that wears glasses

    Here. So you don't have to start another thread. This one already has 19 pages, and could use all your help. I suggest you use it. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=84828&highlight=glasses
  16. RealMenSwallow

    Trapped

    Eureka! That's it exactly Dawn! :1orglaugh
  17. RealMenSwallow

    It's rare a video makes me laugh out loud...

    :rofl2: **** and their games... :confused:
  18. RealMenSwallow

    Who´s on your hard drive ?

    Okay fine! Take your butt plugs back. I am not washing them either! I hope you cream yourself while you suck on them trying to salvage my ass juice off them! As for the cat, fuck you. You inconsiderate bastard! I hated that fucking cat, but you didn't deserve the credit with the dark lord! You...
  19. RealMenSwallow

    My newest update!

    Yum! I love the video of the week 48 too! Very gorgeous stuff!
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    Trapped

    Dawn...are you a crazy cat lady in disguise? I really need to know. It may put friction between our relationship if there's always gonna be these pussies getting in the way. :1orglaugh
  21. RealMenSwallow

    What are you ******** right now?

    Nothing...it sucks. I am dying here...
  22. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    :takes a big wide bite of some succulent whale sausage pizza: Mmm. I wish they had a site like this...yummy. ;)
  23. RealMenSwallow

    Who´s on your hard drive ?

    :bawling: But...I...gave you the cat...I thought the...butt plugs were mine now...:bawling: Why must you take all my ****?! :bawling:
  24. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    is such a whore 2K seriously Dawn?
  25. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Obviously you haven't seen Big Whale Sausage Pizza? :rofl2: I might take a bite of that...yum. ;)
  26. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Should pick a porch and stay there...:cussing:
  27. RealMenSwallow

    Who´s on your hard drive ?

    I have a bunch of naked pics of senob44, BlueBalls, and ChefChiTown on my computer. It's really pretty shitty, but I guess it's better than nothing. :dunno: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: I actually have a ton of Brandy Talore...
  28. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    What would give you that idea Dawn? I mean this is a porn forum! Come on. There are absolutely no sexual innuendos allowed! :D
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is a porch monkey...
  30. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Mmm, whale pizza. I always bite a little off before I swallow. ;)
  31. RealMenSwallow

    Hitch a Ride on The Word Train

    balls
  32. RealMenSwallow

    The last person to post here WINS!

    *** of a Whales Vagina! ;)
  33. RealMenSwallow

    Is it weird...

    I agree this sounds rather fishy about the microphone. But seeing as I am not as old as some of the members on here, sorry guys, no disrespect! You could find out if she has a Facebook. If she has a myspace, she's a whore and you're better off letting it go. If she has both then you're in luck...
  34. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best butt? Female Butt Lovers invited.

    Agreed. I too am pissed off because of this. But I was pissed off about it yesterday by some other ass-clown. :D
  35. RealMenSwallow

    Brandy Taylor / Brandy Talore

    Re: Brandy Taylor / Taylore http://www.busty-amateurs2.com/tgp-pages/brandy-talore-2/cleos.html http://www.busty-amateurs2.com/tgp-pages/brandy-talore-5/cleos.html Looks totally naked to me. But then again, I have seen almost everything she's done, so I have no life. But I do love her...
  36. RealMenSwallow

    Advice

    Ah, how true it is. I saw the name senob44 under the last post column, and I just came running! :D
  37. RealMenSwallow

    Fact About Yourself Thread

    Well, if you'd finally make up your mind to whose porch you are actually on, then I suppose we could be porch buddies too, but until then...:dunno:
  38. RealMenSwallow

    The *For Women Only* Thread

    There are more than one kind of Fritos? :confused:
  39. RealMenSwallow

    Fact About Yourself Thread

    ...:rofl2:...:bawling:...We are...porno...buddies...it's different...we're all cool here...:bawling:
  40. RealMenSwallow

    The *For Women Only* Thread

    Hooray! :nanner: :bowdown:
  41. RealMenSwallow

    Mature pornstars: recommended?

    I can't say she's really a bonafide porn star, but Wifey from Wifey's World is 43, and she's still pretty smoking hot. Plus she loves to swallow a load, or get a facial from her husband. It's hot stuff. Not a lot of her on FreeOnes yet, but she's all over the place.
  42. RealMenSwallow

    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I love being alone. I don't mind being around women, but I usually can't stand being around most people who call me their "friend".
  43. RealMenSwallow

    How much would it cost to change your name legally

    This is by far the greatest post of all time. :1orglaugh I am dying with laughter, and I can't seem to stop reading it again and again. Chef. You've done it. I don't know if it can be outdone. But only you could out do this. (Or perhaps BlueBalls...) Incredible. Just...:rofl2:
  44. RealMenSwallow

    Introducing Ying and Yang

    Aww, look at the kitties! :meows: :rofl2:
  45. RealMenSwallow

    Who has the best musical culture?

    :2offtopic:2offtopic:2offtopic
  46. RealMenSwallow

    What are you ******** right now?

    Rasp-thefuck-berry Lemonade. Tasty!
  47. RealMenSwallow

    The hero and the hobo

    He's a legend in the making, no doubt about it. :D
  48. RealMenSwallow

    What is it...

    Do you know what a diploma is, or a G.E.D? I didn't think so. :rolleyes:
  49. RealMenSwallow

    What is it...

    In the words of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction: "English ****** Fucker, Do You Speak It?" (Directed toward middlefingerluv)
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