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  1. RealMenSwallow

    Brandy Taylor / Brandy Talore

    Re: Brandy Talore is online I want to marry you ;), yes you have a husband and two ********* (am I correct?). You're still the sexiest woman in the adult industry. Hands down, you're all I need. I wish you had the time to check back here often, but I know it's tough not just being a model, but...
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    :hands Dawn a piping hot pot of coffee:
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    Alright man, who's in your avatar? I have been trying to figure it out for ages. It sort of...

    Alright man, who's in your avatar? I have been trying to figure it out for ages. It sort of looks like Katja Kassin, but I'm not 100% I can't see these small fucking avatars, unless I know the picture sets already so...let me know! :D
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    It never gets old, so why stop now?
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    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    Hungry (Like A Wolf...Get it?) Bah, I respond to slow.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Bargh, I fucking **** working ****!
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    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    A cute "chubby" girl I just found. She really isn't that big at all, but she's on Big Babe Blowjobs. Not that big in my opinion, but I'll go with chubby, since that's such a vague word anyway. http://promo.plumperpass.com/content/vg/bbbj/juicebj_video/01/?nats=pimpi34:Revshare60:plumpp
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I play jazz guitar.
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    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    Fucking-crazy-signature
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    Princess Lissa

    Haha, don't! Please! Check in once a week if you can at least...:lovecoupl Or whenever. We all adore you! You've got to be ware of those who are haters though. It's tough, but all of us will stand up for you. Especially me! I defend my love of larger women! :D
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    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    I guess the purpose of this whole forum is sharing clips, and pictures, and discovering new stars, and identifying stars others may not know. I guess all in all it's about having fun. A lot of stars use this site to help gain more fans, and spread awareness of their sites. It's beginning to be a...
  12. RealMenSwallow

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Eh, I am kind of getting tired of fucking Jenny Lee. So...wait...did I just say that? No... Fuck yes I would fuck her!
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    Thank you for adding me! Your work is incredible! I enjoy you more and more with every picture I...

    Thank you for adding me! Your work is incredible! I enjoy you more and more with every picture I see. Keep on being sexy! :D And if you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask anyone! Especially me! :D I can at least help you find the answers. :lovecoupl
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    Princess Lissa

    What?! Ugly pictures? I hope this is a joke! I have never seen an ugly picture of you in my life, and I am quite certain it will stay that way. Just keep up the amazing work! :lovecoupl
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    The Member Above Me....

    :eats the snowball: Yum!
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    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Jaden http://gallys.thicknbusty.com/photos/87_jaden/?nats=nichec4ast:main_program:tnb, Isabell http://gallys.thicknbusty.com/photos/69_isabell/?nats=nichec4ast:main_program:tnb, http://gallys.thicknbusty.com/photos/12_isabell/?nats=nichec4ast:main_program:tnb,
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    The Member Above Me....

    Should know I love a good snowball! ;)
  18. RealMenSwallow

    Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses new CD

    Re: Chinese Democracy ...Did he even read the posts on here at all??? :confused:
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    sexy brunette??help!!!!!!!

    Ugh, I am ******* myself over this one. I have seen that scene over 20 times. She's the photographer, and she is taking pictures of some black guy, and then all the sudden he whips it out, and she fucking freaks. It's so awesome. I can't remember her name though, damn it! :helpme:
  20. RealMenSwallow

    Chinese Democracy - Guns N Roses new CD

    Re: Chinese Democracy :rofl2: Ain't that **** the truth?
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yeah, I say we switch. Jenny's a little...well...little for me. :dunno: sexy, cute, and all yours! :D
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    The Member Above Me....

    Should know as soon as he stops banging Brandy I'll go back to getting what I want, instead of fucking out of anger. :rofl2:
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    :bawling: as I fuck Jenny Lee for the 3rd time as well...In Her Ass! ;)
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    shower sex ID

    Waaay to small for me to tell. Hopefully someone else has incredible vision. :dunno: sorry.
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    Say a word that springs to mind

    Whore....
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is far beyond being a board whore. :D :rofl2:
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Only for a second...I really should get back to Brandy's porch...
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    who's mouth do you want to cum in?

    A woman's. Why is it always guys in the glory holes? ;) :throwup: :D
  29. RealMenSwallow

    Porn booth theater experiences

    Not exactly, but I can relate to that experience myself. It's a bitch to keep it in your pants when you see those sexy billboards. :D
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    ID this blond chick

    A ***** and horny hot ***? :dunno: doesn't look like a porn, or photo shoot to me.
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    Whos this chick from bazzer

    This says Ice La Fox. Which is news to me. I haven't seen her looking this good ever, so I doubt it is. The other name that comes up is Angelique. I would go with that name. http://gallys.realitykings.com/sl/678/?id=askjolene http://gallys.realitykings.com/sl/677/?id=askjolene
  32. RealMenSwallow

    Woo hoo! Go Dawn, go Dawn, it's your birthday, it's your birthday. Woo!

    Woo hoo! Go Dawn, go Dawn, it's your birthday, it's your birthday. Woo!
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    Lucky you! I wish I just got to sit around and watch porn, and search for links all day. ****. I...

    Lucky you! I wish I just got to sit around and watch porn, and search for links all day. ****. I mean, it sucks you can't work, but...damn. Enjoy it while it lasts!
  34. RealMenSwallow

    Say a word that springs to mind

    Want-to-sex-Nina-Mercedez (That's one fucking word to me) :rofl2:
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    If You Were A Porn Star...

    Here's the idea: If you were a porn star, who would you fuck and where? This is sort of like the game Clue. So it would be sort of like this: Example: I would say: Brandy Talore, in her pussy, on the kitchen table. Then you would say: ______ in her ____ in a gas station restroom So simply...
  36. RealMenSwallow

    Girls with Tattoos / Tattoed Babes / Tatted Up Chicks

    Re: Girls with Tattoos You should know, I can't read **** sideways! :rofl2: touche
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    You can do it Dawn. I believe in you. Use your imagination. ***** some coffee, **** the fuck up...

    You can do it Dawn. I believe in you. Use your imagination. ***** some coffee, **** the fuck up. It's time to break down another whore barrier keeping you from your true potential. P.S. Get a fucking job! :rofl2:
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    The *For Women Only* Thread

    Mmm bop! Bop. bop. Mmm Bop. Dippy dop dop. Mmm bop, bop, bop. Mmm. Yeah, yeah. Suck on that Hanson! (P.S. If you do not know who the band Hanson is, then thank god, and me, that you are on Wikipedia right now, looking for them.)
  39. RealMenSwallow

    Come on you slut! You better reach 2K tonight!

    Come on you slut! You better reach 2K tonight!
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    Drive-thru

    Ah, yes. Another one of my recruits hard at work trying to rid the world of the fucking infestation known as Taco Bell. It all started with that fucking Chihuahua. :cussing:
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    Girls with Tattoos / Tattoed Babes / Tatted Up Chicks

    Re: Girls with Tattoos Seriously? I thought her tattoo was a little larger, and had some lettering under it. I know they are similar, but damn. I didn't know I was that off. Oh well, I'm not a devout Tory Lane fan, so what the fuck do I know? Thanks Horny Devil. :cool:
  42. RealMenSwallow

    Best accent in porn

    I loved Carmel Moore for that reason. Plus she's fucking incredibly hot...:banana:
  43. RealMenSwallow

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Do I get them all? Please...please? Wait...it's my fucking thread. Of course I do! :nanner:
  44. RealMenSwallow

    Best Dicks in Porn:

    Mine. I mean come on seriously? No one suggested me yet? Fuck! If I was in porn, I'd be the best. Size, and girth aside, I would still be the best to me. In my own world. :bawling:
  45. RealMenSwallow

    Say a word that springs to mind

    Whore (2K you whore! Do it tonight! Now!!)
  46. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Should know I've just begun my travels beyond being a complete noob, into being a semi-noob wannabe awesome poster guy man.
  47. RealMenSwallow

    Christmas Wish List 2008...

    Hmm, well. I'd say nothing. But then again, I am not that original. A fleshlight? Eh, sex toys scare me. (Unless of course you mean BlueBalls' buttplugs ;)) I fucking **** getting clothes, but I just moved, and it's fucking cold up here, and I will no doubt get a bunch of clothes. A girlfriend...
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    The Member Above Me....

    Is the king of the moderators!
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    What are you eating right now?

    Yes, thank you Dawn. Fuck you getting to 2K tonight too! :rofl2:
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