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Congrats bud. Doesn't do much for me, but I'm always happy when someone enjoys and receives it.

Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows.

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Tupac - Dear ****

Re: What you watching right now! an DVRed episode of MythBusters.

They are a bit oddly spaced, but she's still an attractive girl.

Ouch. That's a bit extreme for my taste but hey you have fun with it.

I'm pretty sure that she has, but maybe it's just me.

Jenna Fischer from Blades of Glory and the Office is GORGEOUS in person.

They usually do dancing, some do escourting, it's really difficult for a lot of them to get out once they're in.

Hope he turned out alright.

^^^ Plus 10 for you good sir. I'm cool with whatever too, I really don't think it's too good of an idea to judge potential mates based on cup size, so I'm all about who she is.

Pardon my anger up front here, but I'm gonna just give my piece here. I can't believe he did this. He fucking did it. I was wondering all throughout this process how I would react if he was actually convicted, and I never really came up with anything. But now that he's admitted it, I find...

I'm with you coolbeers. This guy makes me pretty angry. Hey I can make a living off of other people's work?!?! Great! Hmm, they caught on to that? How about I call everyone retarded and make goofy noises! Alright! FUCK he annoys me.

Make that three people.

Take pointers from Becks...poamr. Or maybe senob44. After all, they know how the game works :thumbsup:

Ned (aka Carlos) Mencia.

Holy fuck. She was my favorite man. I'll still like her, but man I'm gonna miss her old look. Damn.

A lemon? I'm thinking bowling ball! :1orglaugh

I'm certainly hoping you weren't. Good to see you here again. :)

ride to the game? I remember the first time I ever...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Made my night.

Re: Krystal Steal I'll tell you one thing, I hope no one in the industry is telling her to do these things. I have a sneeking suspicion that someone keeps telling these girls (namely Jenna) that they need to do this or that to keep from looking too old, and it ALWAYS backfires.

Oooh, that's a deep burn. :1orglaugh I got bad rep recently too. Guy didn't know what he was talking about. I just found out I'm probably going to have to go to Texas, Florida, and New York in the next couple months for my job. Thought I was finally going to be able to cash in my vacation...

Lela Star, Jenna Haze, Carmel Moore.

We've got OCSMs (Vicky Vette, Lisa Sparxxx, Taylor Rain etc...) all over the board, maybe if you PM them, they'll give you their advice. I'd say it's a pretty good bet you'd have to have some sort of connection. Know somebody who knows somebody, or something similar.

It's sad they broke up a ******, but I guess it had to be done. I agree with you Senob that she should be gone, as should all of the other ******* immigrants. I have nothing against the people that want to come to America, but why can't you just do it the legal way? To me, it's rather...

A guy who thrusts his junk down a girl's throat until she coughs and gags. Fuck that ruins it for me, and it just makes the male seems like an ass to me. :2 cents:

Talk. Maybe be a little funny. In my experience, all of the girls that have been worth my while have had a sense of humor, and like that quality in a guy. Ax3c got it spot on, just relax, and let it happen how it happens. You're good to go :thumbsup:

From time to time. Can't imagine why I get all the funny looks I get. :1orglaugh

People who drive like maniacs. People who when they see a line of traffic getting off the freeway, (which I'm usually in) get into another lane and drive to the front. People who aren't open to other ideas. (Not so much anymore, but when I was younger) Girls that are into for months at a time...

I like the Chicago dog. The one time I was in Chicago I had a Chicago dog, and it was absolutely magical. What comedian do you think is most over-rated?

Has a sense of humor :D

just let loose. Ah, my favorite time of day, and I'm here....

I've been looking for this girl for quite a while, but she's only done a couple of scenes to my knowledge, but hopefully she's still working.

Medium for the most part. PB&J or PB and banana?

Re: Girls begging for a cumshot part 2 Very nice

Certainly more accurate than rolling dice I guess.

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? I dig Naomi Russell. :thumbsup:

Definately going to be a sight to behold.

Shame she's gone down the road she has. Now it seems she's destined to lead a life of partying and relapsing, over and over. :confused:

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? I got a list of girls a mile long that fit this criteria. But just to name a few... Leila Star Eve Lawrence Carmel Moore Eva Angelina Roxy Jezel Jesse Jane and waaaay too many others.

I don't think Jewel is the only one who's parent does porn. If I'm not mistaken, Ice La Fox's ****** used to do porn, so she's a second generation porn star, if you will.

Ouch. Doctor time? Me thinks so.

I'm alright with it I guess. Long as it keeps our boys overseas safe and able to do their jobs I'm cool with it.

I just use an old padded office chair I picked up from the DMV in San Francisco. I have one of those expensive ergonomic chairs also, but often times I find it actually hurts to sit in it for long periods.

Oh goodness, that could get outta hand real quick :eek: :1orglaugh

No. Bit too out there for me, although whatever floats your boat I guess.

Superbad was AMAZING. Hilarious to the zillionth power.

You got that right! Rockstar is pretty good at getting the ESRB's goat.