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I will now pass my "MAN Card" forward.... I cook on the stove..... and I bake.

That is the most LEFT handed slap in the face I have ever recieved. You know nothing about me and yet you feel it necessary to say that its my fault. I swear, some people on freeones ..................... People wonder why some of the best leave this board, they're tired of the egos. I know...

Myself and 10 female pornstars!!!! Use me ladies, I am your puppy!!!

Nearlyinvisible seems to HAVE alot of money. I mean, an attorney and financial advisors?? Either your in your 50's and doing well or your a trust fund baby. Either way, get off your high *****! I lost my house, my truck, and my credit rating when I lost my job a year and a half ago. Are you...

Blue.... I'm jealous I don't know :weeping:

Tell the truth, broderic... you want to ... riiiiiight???? Don't be shy... we ALL know you do! We just don't need to know how many times you tried, though. :rofl: REP for you!!! :thumbsup:

My chances of willing the Megamillions lottery are better than me getting a woman pregnant (can't have ****) so I like to cum inside!!!

I seriously think some people on this thread are in need of some sun and a stiff *****!!! Boothbabe, I THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR EXPERIENCES. Even if others don't believe you... who cares! You know what you did and were gracious enough to share with goofballs like us. Don't get down. I...

She's MARRIED!!! #*#$!!! &^#&!!! ((%!!! )W**!!!!! &#$!!!! ^&Q#!!!! *&$#*^#&#&^$!!!! **$!!!!!! (^^^ Uhhhm...sorry, I was politically correct cursing!) Uuhh, where was I?..... Oh, yeah... congrats on your marriage Ash!!!

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Hockey, Soccer, Baseball, **** Pong, and my favorite...Stripper Belly Shots!!!

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Its pretty simple really, if you think about what its like to see her sucking your dick.... then theres your answer. Now get to it, Pillsbury!!! :thumbsup:

OOooo... I could give my Sally Fields impression!!

Sounds to me like your trying to use me define your intelligence. Seriously... I don't think I care to chat with you anymore. You nick-pick goofy flaws in people, and your purposely trying to **** ME OFF. So... with that said. I am done with you and this thread. BUH-BYE.

Sweet Jeezus!!! Great Find!!!!

Gee... there are no words....really!!! :thefinger: :nanner::wave:

:eek: I'm NOT gonna do gay porn. Besides, this isn't a new career goal, its something to bring in extra money. ...and if going gay is the way, then NEVER MIND!! :dunno: I'll rob a few convenient stores first!!!!

That.... deserves a solid rep!!! I nearly lost it on the japanese guy!!! But in all seriousness, your right.

One thing I have learned from my "auditions", there is nothing embarrassing I can do anymore. Seriously. ...and Calpoon... really? DUUuuuuuude!! I just CAN'T do that!! :rolleyes:

to be in porn? There have been a lot of threads about "I want to, and what should I do". I wanna hear from those that are in the trenches. I ask because I have. Auditions suck, and can be a little embarrassing the first time. I've done 2 auditions so far and I don't think anything is gonna...

G..g..g.g.g......geuuuh! :rubbel: That was HOT!!!

I have some OCD concerning my porn as well. I have my Photos in one file, sorted A thru Z, and my videos sorted by type (anal, big tits, etc.) and production company (Evil Angel, Private, etc.) I find it just makes it easier and allow my "me time" to be more efficient for my mood. 500gigs is...

You have just unleashed Pandoras Box, are you ready? You better be.

I to sometimes ponder the dog question.... ... Hmmm... to lick my balls or to not lick my balls. ... should I sniff this humans ass, or just **** on their leg?? Oh the agony of the questions!!

I think we are done. Since you are not paying any attention to the meaning of my words. ... and, you bore me.

Damn! I just had a round "cook-off"!! Now I gotta go and change my pants!! But, Ooooo! I like!!

Instead of 7th inning stretch, we have the 7 min siesta!!

Why yes, as a matter of fact I am for the death penalty, does this make me a bad person? No. As for her contempt, yes it is understandable, however, she like the conservatives is using a public forum to voice her opinions. Meaning she’s opening herself up to public scrutiny. Sure, she is allowed...

I would have to agree with that!

I cannot believe this thread got resurrected :shocked: Nope, still haven't done the ******-in-law.

On that... I have to agree. Since I was a Marine I have participated in Toys for Tots and outside of Corporate donors, Motorcycle Groups have donated a GREAT deal of time, money, and toys. As for this thread.... I stand by my previous statement!! Gimme American Muscle over green weenies!!!

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No, I wouldn't be able to handle it. I would more than likely keep a very low profile, if that could be done!

^^^ Warman probably jerks off on webcam :dunno:

um....gee... do I have to decide right now??? Oh, alright... THE MONEY!!!

Bayamon... Thanx for the compliment, but all I did was ask to be their friend, nothing more. As for my avatar and sig, its a rendition of Roland the Gunslinger from Stephen Kings the Dark Tower series.

...and I wait. Clocks tick'in. :nanner:

When she's in a ******* frenzy and cursing her pretty little head off, yeah... its disgusting. But if she's stringing swear words together like a Beethoven symphony because my dicks in her ass, then, IT IS A COMPLETE turn on!!!

How do you think I feel? I'm a hockey and soccer fan... living in Cleveland, Ohio!! Every where I go it's Browns this, Indians that! Ever since I was little I was a Red Wings fan. Ohio didn't have an NHL team and I really didn't like Pittsburgh (no offense!). I have been a Red Wings fan since...

I lik'em BIG. C's, D's, DD's, DDD's, Oh yeah!!! I love them that way.

I am a total action figure DORK. I have spent more money on them than I should! However, I am worn out on the OBAMA merchandise. Okay, the guy is the first black President... Does that mean EVERYONE has to try and make a $ off the guy??? Merchandising is WAY overdone, and I am tired and...

Face, even though you made light of the finger pointing and what the consequences are to the finger pointing..... I still see the trend from the rest of the posts. *sad* Wonderful post by the way!!!! :thumbsup: Unfortunately, 99% of the American population will never learn to raise their...

*Hangs head and shakes it in shame* ..... .......... seriously?...... After the Obama plates, and coins, and shirts, and ties, and other crap... ...............................is this really necessary?............................ .... Calgon...... take me away!

Down some Dayquil and have a little "me time" with the new Obama Dildo!!

Well Facial, as much as I didn't like that article. I have to point somethings out about this individual. This person is using the church shooting to make a case with her own vitrolic ****** on "public" conservatives. This has adjectives in it that clearly decry her own **** toward...

I will never watch anime the same.... EVER.

:weeping: Roald.... you're paying for my Post Tremadic Stress Disorder treatment!!!

I wonder if they would be sold together as the "First Couple" of sextoys??

Do I have to say it again??