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The only time you should go to Norway and become a ********, is if that's what the contract calls for.

I'm close by. I'm a hot red head with big titties, and love of bacon.

Back in the day, it was a harsh insult, just like punk. But, thanks to creative wordsmiths that can string together a litany of obscenities, so they sound like an aria. People like you and I. A number of far nastier, and filthier words and phrases, have diminished the effectiveness of the simple...

Oh man, that's blasphemes. The only thing better then bacon, is wrapping your bacon, with bacon. These picture will illustrate my love of bacon and coronary disease.

My wife got the whole package, in case she travels with her ***. I'm not big on traveling anymore, whet I did do was in the US, and I would rather drive anyway. I used to be able to go for long stretches at a time. I drove from Boston to Cleveland straight thru. Took 16 hours and more coffee...

I dropped the CDL, and got the plain old DL for 8 years. I won't fly, and I won't be leaving the country. They were quick, and polite, but I think the ID itself looks like ****.

Well, enjoy you air. You are allowed air, aren't you?

That's why they sell Bourbon.

That doesn't make you anything. In fact, coffee isn't even an American *****. It was brought here by explorers or some ****. Just like chocolate. My wife doesn't like coffee period, and she's a good old fashioned liberal tree hugger, that drinks tea, green tea at that.

I went inot a Starbucks one day, and ordered a large black dark roast. I refuse to use their measurements. I'm waiting and the guy looked back at me, and asked if I wanted room for cream, to which I replied, like a dick, I thought black implied no cream? Then I told him I like my coffee just...

Which is what I used before the Kurig. I liked the dark roast, or Columbian. Now with the cups, I go with the least expensive brand, but still dark roast. I like Italian the best, and French roast has a good flavor. I used to love a nice cup of Joe, from the electric percolator, or better yet...

The way air travel today is, I would take 5mg diazepam before I get in line for the TSA, once I board, a ******** as soon as I can have one, and if needed a second 5mg happy pill. In this way, I don't get annoyed, I *****, I ***** through ****** babies AND plane crashes, and interaction between...

Every time I see a hippster douche bag, in skinny jeans with an iced coffee, I want to dimple his skull with a ball peen hammer, so it looks like a golf ball. The problem is, even though it's to expensive for a cup of coffee, Starbucks does make a great cup of regular coffee, and it's also...

I'm in Ohio, but what used to be Indian summer, was when you would get a week of real nice days in like Dec. or Jan., after it's been cold already. But now a days, it seems like we have no spring, 2 weeks of fall, and searing heat, or frigid cold. When I was in grade school, it started snowing...

I posted that in the other thread too. The "makes my head hurt" thread.

I think in winter people will have a cup of coffee before a cold pop, but for some, it means nothing. I have 2 cups every morning. When I worked, it was 3 or 4. When I was younger and working hard, I might **** a pot or 2 if I was running Michigan, or had to go to Pittsburgh. My ****** drank...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ohio-man-admits-leaving-******-220302983.html And this, this just sickens me. How this piece of filthy isn't facing AT LEAST 1st degree ******, is a fucking joke. In my own fucking state. He should be turned loose in general population, at Chillicothe prison.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/canadian-police-issue-alert-apparent-213755091.html I guess a ******** always finds a way to ****, when that's what they want to do.

Now that you mention it, even before I was a coffee drinker, like an 8 or 9 year old, I remember my Aunts and Uncle bitching about coffee prices and packaging, and they consumed a lot of coffee. It's almost like lobster, in it seems to have a "market value". Or at least that's the best way I can...

Yeah, math happens. Honestly it took me a minute too. I almost had to count on my fingers.

Well, mexico's president as all but severed every bit of cooperation with the DEA, and doing nothing to stop gang wars, that spill into this country, nor is he trying to keep the trash on his side, where it belongs. That's why fuck mexico, we should be carpet bombing those vile cunts. Sorry you...

Instead of waging war on it, he should be trying to do just that. But he's not. A good first step would be to tell this new mexican president to go fuck himself, and control his side, or we'll do it. Then he should start worrying about the crime rate, and get to work on that. Maybe figure out a...

Guys, a half gallon, is 2 quarts, 128oz in a gallon, 64oz in a half gallon, and 32oz in a quart. 8oz cup and 16oz is a pint.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/russia-warns-us-off-sending-145319107.html I'm starting to think more about the theory I had about Russia and China having a little something on the side. It always seems like the 2 countries are each trying to draw us into a 2 front war, to thin the herd. We have a...

I had to go back a few pages, but in the past couple of weeks, some amazing things have been getting posted, since they've launched this new telescope. https://www.yahoo.com/news/james-webb-telescope-photo-shows-164608790.html I screwed up a couple of days ago. There was a post about a black...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-sunday-school-teacher-johnston-151724461.html Although I can't say this is great news, because obviously it's horrible, horrible thing that's happened, BUT. I love seeing what's coming this ******* way. I get a little annoyed when I see them bring up the...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/taiwans-military-warns-counterattack-without-162653835.html This is the kind of thing, that is going to start it all. In fact it wouldn't surprise me if you could get odds on it, from Vegas.

Well that is a major part of the problem. They can't figure out why, so they can't nail down who. The world today dumps a lot more crap on us these days, and unfortunately, some people lose it, and snap. The guy in Buffalo NY was racially motivated.

I wonder if Ronnie boy is learning how to say "YIPPIE Ki A, MOTHERFUCKER", in Russian? Or maybe they're planning a tag team strategy for Nancy. I remember reading an article that claimed she was a tad slutty, back in the Hollywood days, and 2 cocks WOULD NOT be new to her.

Yeah, he sure did. Of course thanks to Regan bankrupting his country, he had to sell of arms, flooding the world with AK47's, T34's, and God knows how many MiG's. Of course that was the United States doing, not his. I hope he rests in peace, he's served his country, and seen the horrors of war...

I think Kiley is related to that Flynn guy, you know, the one that's always "IN".

I worked with a guy, that went to school with a guy named Richard Cranium. I've worked, and known him for 25 years, he is not a liar. At this same job I had a nickname for a first shift *****. I called him Otis, mainly because he was a decent guy, but he had a problem. The nickname I gave to...

I wonder if we can resize that for politicians, using piles of cash instead?

Every is better with bacon, even salad. In fact, I like to wrap bacon around sausage, and then wrap it with a ham slice. Pig is goooooood.

Yeah, that Cobra Jet engine was a *****, Imagine it in a lighter Shelby chassis/body. At least the Mustang has a little heft. That color just screams, write me up ocifer.

https://autos.yahoo.com/2022-mecum-monterey-auction-pulls-213000004.html There's a whole lot of money being thrown around here.

https://autos.yahoo.com/1969-mustang-fastback-boasts-427-140000363.html I love this little ticket magnet. I can see me getting speeding tickets on a regular basis, with that bright red "LOOK AT ME" paint job.

I don't think this needs an explanation.

Yes-Yessongs. A three album live best of....front, inside, and back

I thought it said bands. I was going to say "The Allman Bro's". Of course, I guess that fits. Southern rock IS an iconic American brand. Not bad considering I've had ZERO coffee yet.

I agree, but I have had luck with thicker fries. By the time micky d's fries get to you, they've been blanch, quick frozen, and refried. To be honest, I don't think they make good fries anymore. In fact, filet o fish's, are the only reason I personally go their anymore. The 1/4 lber's are much...

I'm surprised the rising heat, didn't screw up the drone, or the quickly rising hot air didn't make flying it impossible.

In The Court of the Crimson King. FRONT INSIDE

Oh you know she just tightened that leash. I can see her standing over him, liked the whipped little puppy he is, shaking her finger while she yells about how much he owes her for getting him out of this.

I can't begin to tell you how infuriating this whole thing is to me. My wife can, because she's been listening to me bitch and rant like a nut, but just like when the rest of them do it, it will go away, and I'll forget, until they do something again.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/paul-pelosi-sentenced-5-days-192437009.html The poor bastard. Those $7000 fines can really screw up your plans for dinner. They're hell on you when you only have a FUCKING $!00 MILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH. Now what? They might have to eat at a Denny's, like us regular...

I think they should've stopped dancing, when we carpet bombed them around the clock, for the hostage crisis. I'm not going to cut them slack, because they have no free will. The moderate muslims do nothing about the extreme muslims, they won't even denounce their actions, let alone fight back...

When you look at that car, you know where he got the idea for the Shelby Cobra's.

Wow, a 9 year, ***** birthday bump.

Never, It will never EVER be the same. The government won't let it. Neither side cares about anybody, or anything but themselves, and their money. They want us to be completely dependent on them, and they want absolute control over all of us. And they will do whatever they have to, to get it...