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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I find it fascinating that he won't come in here and clarify his statement. If anyone else said something similar, he'd be in an outrage because someone wants to **** innocent Americans. It must be difficult, living with such a poorly defined sense of self and reality.
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    Explosion in Texas "Like a Nuclear Bomb"

    This seems to be a case of the owners of this plant not having regular safety inspections. What bastards. Look what happened. 14 dead and more than 200 injured, many homes destroyed, a school is obliterated, and two more look like they'll have to be torn down. All so that the owners of this...
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    The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

    Did you blow your load right there? I've got ya covered.
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    Reincarnation

    I'd come back as an adorable cat. Then no one would suspect me while I ****** off stupid people.
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    Time for me to move on.

    It's a fair question. As is this: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?692912-Burn-in-hell-motherfucker!&p=7552421&viewfull=1#post7552421 For someone who created a thread calling out people who challenged him for his religion, he is pretty contrary to what his Lord and Saviour said. He...
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    The moon is beautiful tonight.

    I once mooned the Queen of England. It was also beautiful.
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    How I spent Fathersday weekend

    Keep **** safe! I enjoy the ride, too, but keep it safe. Remember, you don't have a unibody and air bags around you like the idiots on cell phones do... How far away are you? I'd ride there and buy you a ****.
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    The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

    "My husband is a martial arts instructor."
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    Pattycake / Patty Cake

    Sigh. Do you think anyone will post the set where she's sucking a green lollipop?
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    Heh. Thanks. :hatsoff:

    Heh. Thanks. :hatsoff:
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    The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

    I'm not sure my explosive diarrhea has completely cleared up.
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    How I spent Fathersday weekend

    That looks great! Really nice job. Frame feel straight? Will it stay centre if you take your hands off the bar? Welcome back to riding. Missed it, didn't you? :)
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    Fuck all of you fucking fuckers in here who REFUSE TO BELIEVE that Islam is out to **** us all.

    Actually a more appropriate statement would be that Muslim "Islamic" terrorists are to Muslims what the K.K.K. is to Christianity.
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    Burn in hell, motherfucker!

    Yeah, I guess I didn't expect an answer.
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    would you do a granny

    Try to find an octogenarian. The fucking might not be super, but you've never had a blow job as good as one where the woman can remove her teeth.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I was hoping they'd meet Montreal in the playoff at some point. I think that would be a great series. Plus, I'm a Leafs fan, my wife a Habs fan. It makes for good angry sex when they meet. :) There was a time that I would have said the Leafs were a good playoff team; that they picked up...
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    Heh, thanks for the rep. Does seem to be a contrary position, doesn't it?

    Heh, thanks for the rep. Does seem to be a contrary position, doesn't it?
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    Any Guys Get Their Eyebrows Done?

    I've decided to ***** in a vat of Nair tonight. Completely hairless. That's where I'm going.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I was just going to comment on the fact that Toronto clinched a playoff spot. Something is up. I blame President Obama.
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    Heh. Thanks! :hatsoff:

    Heh. Thanks! :hatsoff:
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    Not porn related but

    Contact Petra or Roald. If you have a legitimate site, your user status can be upgraded to "approved content owner," in which case, unless I'm mistaken, you'll be able to do some advertising of your site here at FreeOnes. It helps if you offer them incentives of some free content for the users...
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    A striking name for adult page

    dontstickthatinthere.com Or, shouldistickthisinhere.com And I think they should start making all porn sites end with .cum instead of .com
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Favorite Place for a Cumshot in Porn

    On the cat.
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    The Weirdest *****, Roald

    rasq seems upset.
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    Burn in hell, motherfucker!

    Sam, I'm a bit confused. You claim Christianity as your religion. If we look at Matthew 5 you'll see that Christ commands us to pray for our enemies, and to pray for those who do harm to us. I'm pretty sure that Christ would not say "burn in hell, motherfucker," in response to this situation...
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    Can't wait to see it!

    Can't wait to see it!
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    Not porn related but

    Take gunslingingbird's advice.
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    I agree. We have to hold him accountable for what he says. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?684002-Maryland-Death-Penalty-Lawmakers-Approve-Measure-To-Ban-Capital-Punishment&p=7463694&viewfull=1#post7463694 He wants the mass ****** of Americans, for example.
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    Not porn related but

    Take your mum's advice.
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    Poor reading comprehension, he won't answer. Also, he lies about having me on ignore.
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    Will has very poor reading comprehension. He won't answer questions directly because he's unable.
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    For Obama, stinging *** bill defeat is personal and political

    So, would you like to have the government step in and regulate ******* more?
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    Fox pulls ****** Guy episode

    And yet you don't reply in order to justify your petrified, petty little views?
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    A striking name for adult page

    horsecockedalbinomidgets.com
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    Trust in Gold Not Bernanke

    ^You'll regret it. They're a moody lot.
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    The Weirdest *****, Roald

    ***** up.
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    The Weirdest *****, Roald

    Damn. I had the same *****, except it was my ass, not my pussy. I had a pussy in the *****. wat?
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    Any Guys Get Their Eyebrows Done?

    I'm a hairy man. I wax, not trim. I like how I look better when I'm not so hairy. Has nothing to do with what someone else wants.
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    Phallic Cucumber at a Local Market

    Forget the cucumber, those potatoes look fucking sexy.
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    Pop ups all over the fucking places

    It's slang for my penis.
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    A striking name for adult page

    roaldonanders.com
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    explosions in boston

    Stop pointing out the obvious to the stupid! :D
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    Any Guys Get Their Eyebrows Done?

    I tweeze my eyebrows. I trim my junk. I wax most of my torso a few times a year. Yeah. Call me gay. I have sex with my wife at least four times a week. Go now, and be lonely.
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