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  1. JordanRules

    Renaming current movies with porn titles

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Fucking Sarah Marshall Journey to the Center of the Earth - Journey to the Center of Her Anus The Last House on the Left - The Last Whorehouse on the Left Black Snake Moan - Moan for My Black Snake Hannibal Rising - Hannibal's Cock Rising There Will Be ***** - There...
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    Angelina Love & Velvet Sky **TNA Knockouts**

    Yeah, I know. But I have to believe that the paperwork problem could be worked out. Last rumor I read said that they released her because TNA did not want to get themselves in trouble with the government. So, they basically made an example of her. It was up to both parties to make sure they...
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    which set of twins is hotter

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. ;) If I had those two apples everyday, I would die a happy :nanner:! :thumbsup:
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    Angelina Love & Velvet Sky **TNA Knockouts**

    Yep. And the Knockouts always get the highest TV ratings. TNA is going to regret that decision. I'll bet we'll see her back sooner than later.
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    Angelina Love & Velvet Sky **TNA Knockouts**

    Can I get an AMEN!?!?!? :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
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    Wrestling Babe Talia Madison

    Velvet Sky could give me a head scissors any time she wants! And I'd like to piledrive her. :thumbsup: By the way, she has the best ass in wrestling since Stacey Keibler. :rubbel:
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    Kanye on Leno

    Yeah, I would say so. But I don't think she cares. The look on her face when he interuppted Taylor Swift was priceless. You could tell she thought he was a douchebag too.
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    11 Quotes That Prove Kanye Is A Douchebag

    Now, I knew he was a douchebag and all, but sweet Jesus! I read his quotes and feel bad for the rest of the world's douchebags for being compared to him. Maybe calling people a 'Kanye' will become the new 'douchebag'?
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    gamefly

    I used them a couple years ago. I really liked the service. It's well worth the money. I canceled my subscription because I was behind on some of the games I already owned. So, I may start up again this winter.
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    Have you watched porn so much that 'normal' women don't appeal to you anymore?

    I find that the 'normal' women I see daily are just as appealing as pornstars, if not more. There's nothing better than talking to a girl and seeing her smile, smelling her perfume, all that. And I'm not even talking about a girlfriend or wife. Just the girl at the checkout counter or a...
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    December 21, 2012 (whats gonna happen???)

    Oh, okay. I read the same thing, but must of incorrectly translated the part about Sarah Palin. I thought it said she would elope with Ice-T. My mistake. :dunno:
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    December 21, 2012 (whats gonna happen???)

    I'm surprised nobody has mentioned 11/11/11. That's when I plan on kissing my ass goodbye! Well, either that, or surfing FreeOnes and then jerking off. Either way, I'm good. :thumbsup:
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    Kanye on Leno

    I agree. She showed a lot of class by asking Taylor to come back on stage.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Yeah. One of Tom Hanks great movies that helped make him a star. I also loved "The Burbs". One of my all time favorites.
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    what is current condition Stephanie Swift?

    That's so sad. :( She's a beautiful lady. I wish her the best in her fight! Lovely lady.
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Ass to mouth :throwup: Guy ******* the girl while fucking Hairy pussies. They have to be shaved bald or neatly trimmed. Too many close ups of penetration. I know what that looks like and I know he's fucking her. Show me the girl, dammit! :mad:
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    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    Jessie Summers Courtney Simpson And is Capri Cavalli still working? Anybody know? Because I haven't seen anything new from her lately?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Fanboys. Kristen Bell. Enough said. :)
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    Whats with these pornstars and their...

    I personally don't think most women need boob jobs. Variety is the spice of life. Sure, I like a girl with large breasts, but I like small breasts too. There are a lot more things that factor in to who I think is attractive. Face, butt, legs, stomach, feet, smile, and eyes, to name a few...
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    How many PPL in here is male, and how many is female?

    I man. Need female.
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    Documentaries

    Awesome. Thanks, Spleen! :thumbsup:
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    Documentaries

    I've got that on my Netfix queue. I heard that it's great. :)
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    Which pornstar has the best legs? (pictures inside)

    I don't get what these have to do with the pornstars, but I actually thought it was funny. :) I'll go with Missy Stone because she's the one I want to screw the most! One of my favs! :thumbsup:
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    who would you rather do

    Both are pretty, but I'm in a blonde mood today so she wins. :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Naughty Allie
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    New FreeOnes Survey! The User-Experience!

    Survey taken. Check. New FreeOnes DVD.... waiting to be checked. :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Fuckin' Kayden Kross
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    My pleasure. :)

    My pleasure. :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Faith Hill gets credit for Sunday night! :rubbel:
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    what did you think of Jay Leno?

    I used to watch Letterman and Conan a few years ago. But I got tired of all the late night talk shows stroking the egos of these hollywood bigshots. Not all of them are like that, I know, but I was just bored with hearing it every night. So now, my late nights are spent watching porn...
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    You too! :glugglug:

    You too! :glugglug:
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    25 Most Colorful Lakes on Earth

    Beautiful pictures. :)
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    30 Creepiest Clouds On Earth

    Another cool thread, tittenman! :thumbsup:
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    Do Girls that Smoke Turn You On? Or Off?

    Smokers breath is a big turn off.
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    What's your favorite prime number?

    This is my favorite prime number. http://prime.isthe.com/chongo/tech/math/prime/m42643801/prime-c.html And it's also my lucky number. How cool is that, eh? :thumbsup:
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    What's your favorite prime number?

    Very nice! :thumbsup:
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    Documentaries

    That sounds good. Where did you see it?
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    Documentaries

    National Geographic, Discovery Channel, History Channel, A&E, and Discovery Science Channel all have great documentries. I watched a couple last week on Abe Lincoln and George Washington. I don't remember for sure, but I think they were on National Geographic. Very good if you like...
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    what did you think of Jay Leno?

    Forgot all about it. But, it sounds like I didn't miss much.
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    Kanye on Leno

    He's a jackass. Plain and simple.
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    Is Abstinence Unrealistic?

    If I love her enough to want to spend my life with her, and this is something that is very important to her, yes, I would do it. Err, rather, I mean I would not do it.
  42. JordanRules

    Fastest Jerkers in Porn..

    Laila Ali. She's a boxer so she must have pretty fast hands. Plus she's kinda hot. ;)
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    MTV Video Music Awards

    Are you talking about Kanye West or Russell Brand? Either way, you're right on! :thumbsup:
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    The Beatles

    Hey Jude All You Need Is Love Yesterday Let It Be The Long And Winding Road
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    Do You Shave Your Chest?

    I think somebody should shave their chest real smooth, but let their back get really hairy. Now there's an original look for someone brave. And not me. :thumbsup:
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    which country has the hottest babes

    I'm going to have to travel all over the world and find out for myself. :D But I would have to say that you can't beat the good ole USA. :) Just because I've never been out of the country. :(
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    US film star Patrick Swayze dies

    Yeah. That has to be one of the funniest moments of all time on SNL. I also loved Road House, Dirty Dancing, Point Break, and Ghost. Such a shame to see him gone this young. R.I.P. Patrick Swayze
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    hiring 2 escorts for one night.

    Good luck. And we will be needing details afterwards! :D
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    Flower Tucci or Alexis Texas?

    I think Alexis Texas is prettier.
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