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  1. Elwood70

    "English" Language vs. "American"

    "Whose motorcycle is this?" "It's a chopper,baby." "Whose chopper is this?" "Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead baby,Zed's dead." That's the first and only thing I think of when I hear "Zed". Separate them. There's enough differences now to justify it.
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I have to wear sunglasses for every waking moment.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Depends on the man.....
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    10 *********** Whose Breasts Are Just “Too Big.”

    Yes;she is-when she's a redhead. ;)
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    Build Your Ultimate Woman

    She's already been "built" and her name is Aria Giovanni.
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    10/10 Brunette

    She's sweet.......
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    We do...it's called "American English" :cool: Some of the Southern ones drive me fucking bugshit Apparently;I have one,but I've never heard it.
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    6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet

    "Internet addiction" is bullshit.
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    The pussy you wanna lick!

    Lisa Ann
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    What are you listening to right now?

    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/Rolling_Stones_Let_It_Bleed.jpg
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    What is the FIRST album you ever bought?

    I won't go as far as to call them "****",but my opinion of them has definitely lowered as time has gone on.
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    Do you have a fave Beatles album?

    Let It ....***** (C'mon,what did you expect?)
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    What is the FIRST album you ever bought?

    Led Zeppelin II I win. :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The greatest rock-n-roll album ever... ....otherwise known as Exile On Main St.-Rolling Stones
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    have u ever been ****** from a message board?

    Permanently? No.....not yet.
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    My redhead wife

    No,I don't like 'em... I LOVE 'em!!!! More......
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    Which Sports Team Has The Most Annoying Fans

    Fans of the Steelers and New York Yankees. A close second to the fans of the Boston Red Sox and Dallas Cowboys
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    No problem...and you're right.We gotta stick together.

    No problem...and you're right.We gotta stick together.
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    No problem...and you're right.We gotta stick together

    No problem...and you're right.We gotta stick together
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    H.R. 1256: No More "Light," "Low," or "Mild" Cigarettes

    You're right,it is fucking ridiculous,and the worst part is that smokers let it happen.They didn't stand up to be counted when in mattered (the beginning of all of this bullshit),and now we're being systematically fucked. There's an undercurrent of shame amongst smokers-at least the ones that...
  21. Elwood70

    Thin person kicked off flight for fat 14-year-old to have two seats to sit in

    Not that it matters;but it wasn't just any fat passenger,it was director Kevin Smith.
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    H.R. 1256: No More "Light," "Low," or "Mild" Cigarettes

    I am a smoker;and I did know about this,but you're right about one thing: I don't give a ****. My ****** is a smoker too,of the brand formerly known as Marlboro Lights,and here's a shocker for you:She doesn't give a ****,either. More governmental bullshit. Wait'll they get their hands on pot....
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    Linsey Dawn Mckenzie - AKA: Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Linsey McKenzie, Linzi

    Re: Linsey Dawn Mckenzie Which Twitter is hers? Is it this one?: http://twitter.com/Linsey_Dawn
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    That's an accent? :D I like that one....but that's probably got more to do with my lineage than anything.... :cool:
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    What are your favourite and most irritating American accents?

    ...in the "exceptions to the rule" category: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Hickam
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    Any Gay Guys here? [Gays Only]

    That was meesterperfect, he was damn glad to meet ya. :cool:
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    Scots '***** a quarter more *******' than other Brits

    Don't worry,I'll ***** one for you,or two or three,or.... Fuck it,how many members does this board have?
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    Who would you rather stab in the neck with a rusty screwdriver?

    None of 'em,they're not worth the ensuing trouble. I'd like to stab Kim and/or Lindsay with somethin' else,tho....
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    Scots '***** a quarter more *******' than other Brits

    Yes,absolutely. Dammit,now I've got to go to the ****** store....
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    Moderators - Can we get rid of this?

    ...and that's what makes it so fuckin' great. :D
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    Favorite American Sports Teams and Players

    Fuck the Indy Colts....
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    Aria Giovanni Vs Lisa Ann

    Since the OP obviously stacked the deck;I'm going to say Lisa Ann and Aria. Lisa Ann is unapologetically bad-ass,and Aria is just....beautiful.
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    Some will get it;some won't: Serious Cat. :cool:
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Because it's played on your feet.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Change "kicking" to throwing";and the same can be said of baseball.The difference is that even casual baseball fans like and watch the game.I think the main reason soccer isn't popular in the US is simple: Marketing. I do find it funny that so many people have such an issue with the US for...
  36. Elwood70

    Movie Battle #4 Die Hard vs Predator... which film was better?

    Welcome to the party pal!!!
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    **** soccer? You're a racist! Well, if you're right-wing, that is.

    Now you're talkin'!!!Put that **** on Pay-Per-View.....
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    The Difference Between American and Euro Girls

    ....but not true in many, many, many more,at least not where I've seen.
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    List of the best Classic Country/Southern Rock Songs

    No **** here,I love CCR....
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    List of the best Classic Country/Southern Rock Songs

    I've been listening to them since I was in high school,and this thread is the first time I've ever seen them referred to as such. I've seen them called "Swamp Rock",but that's the closest it's been.
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    List of the best Classic Country/Southern Rock Songs

    CCR is Southern Rock? News to me....
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    Help, I’m addicted to porn

    Jesus Christ on a Big Wheel,what the fuck happened to willpower!? Pathetic.
  43. Elwood70

    16 Year old sailor feared lost at sea

    Obviously,that's a photoshopped picture.... She's too old for him.
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    Wtf

    The kind that shouldn't be parents.
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    Captain America Vs Batman

    You are mistaken.....Captain America is real :cool:
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    Eating her out. Is it important?

    Made of plastic?
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