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  1. Facial_King

    Cool Optical Illusion

    You'll probably never see it even if you look at the picture the rest of your life, but there are actually THREE people in this photo: http://i.imgur.com/VAIFV.jpg (oh, and BTW, here's the original version, minus the photoshopping b.s...
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    Glenn Beck Once Taunted Woman Live, On-The-Air For Miscarriage She Had DAYS Before!!

    Loser Glenn tries to market himself today as a fucking modern-day, principles-first Thomas Paine, but if you read about how he rose to fame in the sleazy world of talk radio (both morning *** and conservative gas-bag radio), it's clear to see what a sham that has ALWAYS been, and his current...
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    "Where the F**k is 'The Axe Effect'?" - Man Sues Axe Deodorant Co. (No girls!)

    Hilarious: http://news.indiainfo.com/article/091021113041_man_sues_axe_as_unable_to_get_girl/478394.html Excerpt: The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help...
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    Cops Plan Benefit Event for Officer Charged in Fatal DUI Crash

    "Gee ***, what's wrong with this barrel of apples???!!!" Talk about utter shamelessness: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/cops-planning-benefit-for-officer-charged-in-fatal-dui.html Excerpt: "Chicago police officers are planning a benefit this weekend at their union headquarters...
  5. Facial_King

    Help please - Who's the Hot Brunette with Sweet Tits???

    Looks like she's a W4B girl: http://exgirlfriendmarket.com/hot_babe_with_nice_tits Thanks for any/all help! :hatsoff:
  6. Facial_King

    Cop Does 70 in a 40 zone, No Lights, No Siren, ***** ***, Gets 1 Day "Punishment"!

    Pretty fuckin' pathetic notion of justice if you ask me - from Dallas, TX: http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/10/kill_a_kid_take_the_day_off.php Excerpt: A Dallas police officer who fatally struck a ***** last October received a one-day suspension during a disciplinary hearing this...
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    Calendar Girls... for COFFIN companies!

    It seems kind of strange for a coffin company to even make, sell, or distribute calendars (why? so you can count down to your final day of life? Morbid!), but some of them are putting a sexy twist on it nowadays, by putting some scantily clad chicks into the mix. If she asks "Goin' down??" -...
  8. Facial_King

    Former President George "Dubya" Bush Has New Gig... as a Motivational Speaker!

    Unbelievable. The website says he's one of America's "foremost success experts"! :1orglaugh As Tom Petty said, even the losers get lucky sometimes: http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/10/classy_gig_for_ex-president.php?ref=fpblg Shouldn't Dubya really be in jail, or at the very...
  9. Facial_King

    Little Liz Cheney (The Dick's ********) Afraid to Debate Maddow on Substance!!

    This is pretty damn funny. On the one hand, Liz Cheney's attacking MSNBC for being afraid to have a substantive debate with her, but at the same time, she's declining requests for a debate with Rachel Maddow. Pathetic: http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/20/liz-cheney-on-hannity/ :dunno:
  10. Facial_King

    "PC" - Political Correctness - The Best Thing Ever Said About It

    Here's a superb quote from the wayback machine that's still, unfortunately, quite relevant today: "We have now reached the point where every goon with a grievance, every bitter bigot, merely has to place the prefix, 'I know this is not politically correct, but...' in front of the usual string...
  11. Facial_King

    Fiona at Teenrotica???

    Anyone know more about her - other names, etc.??? http://www.teenrotica.com/content/galleries/0000201188/cover/l.jpg :thumbsup:
  12. Facial_King

    Playboy Playmates, 1953-2008

    This is a pretty decent, but not perfect, and almost surely not thorough, listing - with a single pic for each girl (and some of those didn't even open for me). There are some gems here, though: http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/
  13. Facial_King

    If A Racist Denies They're A Racist, Does That Make It So?

    This short article (complete with photos and pertinent links) about an insane restaurant and "museum" in Georgia is both scary and kinda funny. http://www.amptoons.com/blog/archives/2009/10/09/but-sadly-every-time-a-racist-criticizes-the-president-someone-cries-racism/ Apparently it's not the...
  14. Facial_King

    Famous ***-Toting SoccerMom Shot Dead (by hubby?) in Apparent ******-Suicide!

    Great news item for the *** Folks out there!! :1orglaugh http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/10/***-toting_soccer_mom_is_shot.html Excerpt: Meleanie Hain, the ******-carrying Lebanon *** who received national attention for taking a loaded *** to her ********’s soccer game, was...
  15. Facial_King

    Pornstars/models/women/chicks that you've LOST interest in???

    For me, I'd have to list Chasey Lain and probably Alexa Rae. And I think I might be losing interest in Phyllisha Anne. :dunno: What about you?
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    Models/pornstars/women/chicks you have stuck with over the years

    So which goddesses have you stuck with the longest, and remained their fan over the longest period of time? Only tell us about those you STILL have the hots for! For me, I'd have to list Taylor Hayes, Karen White, Michelle Wild, Anita Blond, Wanda Curtis, and Rebecca Lord. Feel free to post...
  17. Facial_King

    INSANELY Hot Brunette with Blue Eyes in Stockings - takin' it up the backdoor!

    I know this girl has probably been asked for and ID'd at least a half dozen times, but I'll be damned if I've still forgotten her name. Clearly she should've done a LOT more porn! Help me out this time and I promise I'll get her name tattooed along the outside edge of my right index finger...
  18. Facial_King

    Generals Say That Dick and Liz Cheney are Fearmongering

    Gee, you think so???!!!?? :rolleyes: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0909/27705.html Excerpt: About a dozen retired generals and admirals, trying to add momentum to President Barack Obama’s effort to close the Guantanamo Bay military prison, are accusing former Vice President Dick...
  19. Facial_King

    A Considerate Way to Help Out The Forgetful Guy Who's Nailing You Doggy-Style!!

    "What's her name again?? Oh...right - Kelly!" http://funnyfap.com/284/ :1orglaugh
  20. Facial_King

    This Probably Made His Day!

    It certainly couldn't have made it any worse! One happy guy: http://www.twitpic.com/iwcw9 BTW, if anyone knows who the chick is or has a FRONTAL pic of her, please give us some links!! ;)
  21. Facial_King

    Which "Paloma" is this???

    ..and does she have a thread here? I've searched around a bit, but found nothing. I'm sure she goes by other names, and I'm sure I've already spouted off about how hot I find her. Just forgot her name (OTHER names). Help, please...
  22. Facial_King

    73% of Doctors Support Public Healthcare Option

    Who knew that nearly three-fourths of American doctors are not actually "real Americans" but socialist, Stalinist, Communist, Kenyan terrorist thugs? :dunno:;) http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112839232&ft=1&f=1001 10% of them don't even want there to BE a private option...
  23. Facial_King

    Fearless Old Man Walks Streets With Only His Walking Stick for Defense

    :eek: http://www.aurelm.com/?p=562 :eek: :hatsoff:
  24. Facial_King

    Adults-only Orange Juice?

    Talk about a key ingredient! http://imgur.com/HMFat.jpg ;):1orglaugh
  25. Facial_King

    Who in the world is this smoking brunette in tennis shoes

    with a stunning ass: http://assimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/what-do-you-see-something-good.jpg Help!!
  26. Facial_King

    Warren Buffett Says Rich Americans Should Pay Higher Taxes

    Ya don't say??? http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/58129-buffett-to-meet-with-senate-dems Excerpt: Buffett tells Dems rich need to pay more By Alexander Bolton - 09/10/09 05:40 PM ET Warren Buffett, the renowned investor and the world’s second richest man, told Senate Democrats that wealthy...
  27. Facial_King

    New Photos of K.S. Mohamed Released - Is It "Problematic" to "Humanize" People?

    By now, most of you have seen the new pic (pics?) of Khalid Sheikh Mohamed (sheikh it, baby), who's at Gitmo. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8248355.stm "...Jarret Brachman, former research director at the Combating Terrorism Center of the West Point US Military Academy...said the images...
  28. Facial_King

    The Aftermath of Obama's Health Care Speech (to Congress)

    I use the term "aftermath" solely because it looks like it was a disaster for Republicans and their teabagger allies. 1. Americans found it persuasive in favor of reform - 56% very positive reaction to the speech, 21% somewhat positive. More than three-quarters of those surveyed reacted...
  29. Facial_King

    When Is a "Czar" Not a Czar?

    Here's a great little article about all the b.s. sloshing around regarding the Obama administration czars - this one goes out to jasonk and others who, per Beck and Hannity, have worked their panties into a twist over this fabricated controversy...
  30. Facial_King

    Sarah Palin Invited All of Her Friends to Watch Glenn Beck with Her!!

    Oh gee, what fun! Everyone gather around the tee-vee and let's watch the mad man bloviate! http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=123152423434 Frightening that she came so close to the presidency. She's a Facebook pitbull now.
  31. Facial_King

    So, Where Was the "Liberally-Biased Media" For This??

    How come a dozen, 50, 60, a couple hundred people from the Glenn Beck/FoxNews militias can show up to a town hall event or one of their tea parties, and get coverage on every single network, but THIS event, this PRO-Health Reform event in Seattle, got nada, got ZIP ??? And there were at least...
  32. Facial_King

    __________ = Communism!!

    History repeats itself, and that's quite unfortunate in this case. I have no doubt that some of the same people who were getting their panties in a twist over "race-mixing" and "miscegenation" then are also upset about health care reform today. (The ignorance, the cheap and oh-so-convenient...
  33. Facial_King

    Spin Around (or Tumble-Dry) and Play Your Squeezebox, Baby!

    Cute chick, wonder if there's a gallery to go with this? http://www.xssn.com/media/washergirl/
  34. Facial_King

    Things That Only a Republican Could Believe

    I didn't write it, but I sorta wish I had. I agree with some parts more than others. The list is hardly exhaustive, though: ========== Things That Only a Republican Could Believe: * Parents who don't want their ******** to pray in school are Anti-American zealots -- parents who...
  35. Facial_King

    FUNNY: Wild Roller-Coaster Ride Jiggles Her Tits Right Out of Her Bra & Shirt !!

    If that's a straight guy next to her he seems to have missed the best part of the ride, right next to him! Funny stuff. Bustin' Loose: http://bdst.fliggo.com/video/4kwQcz57 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
  36. Facial_King

    Def. Sec. Gates Objects to AP's Decision to Publish Photo of Dying Marine in Combat

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090904/pl_politico/26759 Excerpt: Defense Secretary Robert Gates is objecting “in the strongest terms” to an Associated Press decision to transmit a photograph showing a mortally wounded 21-year-old Marine in his final moments of life, calling the decision...
  37. Facial_King

    Police Officer Unhappy With Breathalyzer Result - Goes for ****** ***** Sample

    If remotely true, this is an outrage. http://www.wpbf.com/health/20703731/detail.html Excerpt: LAWRENCEBURG, Ind. -- An Indiana man has filed a lawsuit claiming that police forcibly withdrew ***** and ***** from his body during a ******* driving arrest, WLWT-TV reported. According to the...
  38. Facial_King

    Cop Gets $150 Fine for Kicking GF in Stomach, Putting ***** to Her Face

    My question is, are they going to allow this creep to remain a cop?? http://www.sanduskyregister.com/articles/2009/09/01/front/doc4a9d90e58123a790624108.txt :confused::dunno:
  39. Facial_King

    Keri A @ Met-Art

    A simply STUNNING blond. Amazing ass, tits (real? I think so!), legs, face - and very nice (unique!) eyebrows, too!!!!! She's a real feast! :tongue: http://hosted.met-art.com/Trial_met-art_sg_503_414/ http://hosted.met-art.com/Trial_met-art_sg_514_383/...
  40. Facial_King

    Beautiful Brunette Chick with Great Bod, Great Brows (HC)

    Found at MyHotCollegeGirls / BackroomCastingCouch - damn! Great face, ass, and tits. Anyone know more about her or seen anything else from her?? http://myhotcollegegirls.com/back38/
  41. Facial_King

    Here's a pic of my ex-wife

    I decided to let her go after she burned a souffle! ;) http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=4999f6f29b7a3&date=2009-02-16%2015:29:55&id=727876&pid=10732865&the_count=28&group_id=&ua= The pic is of Lady Leanne (aka "Leanne from Cosmid.net") btw... :glugglug:
  42. Facial_King

    Who's this MILF with the great big jugs???!?

    Something about her.... http://www.picleecher.net/leech/37q/www.ernrcr3.com
  43. Facial_King

    Havoc and Chaos Were Never THIS Tempting Before!

    ...and who knew you could tittyfuck 'em?? http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/OzcQZsFJxr0nyf8aLVTAgkDdo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1251756901&Signature=IG8ojn%2BQkHi7qgwBjMZIBOIwLTc%3D
  44. Facial_King

    Look What Fell Into My Sunroof Today!!

    Guess I'll hafta fuck her! http://imgur.com/G6R9k.jpg :tongue:;) :glugglug:
  45. Facial_King

    Who's this stunning W4B brunette with the incredible ass-hang??

    Anyone know her name? http://imgur.com/9hYZc.jpg
  46. Facial_King

    Guy Who Financed Battle Against Gay Marriage Ending His Own 43-year Marriage!

    This IS one ironic divorce. Yet, it's almost predictable, isn't it? So, perhaps it's not ironic at all... :dunno: http://www.sdcitybeat.com/cms/story/detail/ironic_divorce/8366/ Excerpt: In July 2008, hotelier and developer Doug Manchester donated $125,000 to help gather signatures for a...
  47. Facial_King

    Who's this hot Euro blond?

    http://www.erotic-news.com/p/basicbabes/page0349.htm
  48. Facial_King

    Mariana Davalos

    Don't be scared off by the YouTube links - she's not wearing much here, and her ass will thicken your prick in no time flat. This woman is extraordinary! Just check this first vid and see if you don't agree with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmcLFMyOdcU&fmt=22 More...
  49. Facial_King

    Miss Over Fifty, Las Vegas - All Ladies CONFIRMED as over-50s!

    This meeting is also known as the National Saline and Silicon Manufacturers Convention ;) What'cha think of these golden girls? http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/miss-50-years-old-las-vegas-p1.php
  50. Facial_King

    Delicious, stunning, top-shelf brunette - who IS she??

    I'm kinda thinking she could be Andrea Krumlova, but maybe not - please HELP! http://ww4.viewpornstars.com/gallery2/Brunette-with-Big-Boobs/new.html?1279325 Thanks! :hatsoff:
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