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  1. The~Lone~Ranger

    Pornstars with laughable stagenames

    Sea J Raw - again not laughable, but that name makes me think of raw fish. Then you have Nikki Sexx who you expect to have 3 x's. Best name of the moment - Paige Turnah, I like that one.
  2. The~Lone~Ranger

    Ever been ****** here at FreeOnes? If so, what for?

    zi6wNGwd84g :tinhat: Beware...gunslingingbird is the oracle of freeones, the ever seeing eye.:suspicious:
  3. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss FreeOnes 2013 Beta Test (Not the real contest)

    Another five layed without probs. I thought Christy Mack would be one of the favs for best newcomer in the real contest. She gets no votes from me tho, for having a haircut like that!
  4. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    Dunno anything about an old broiler. http://miss.freeones.com/miss-hybrid/ Date of Birth: October 26, 0000 (2012 years old) ^ But there's an old boiler...2012 years old. :tongue: It still hasn't been fixed (the date that is, not the old boiler):jk: Hmmm what are you spinning on? Milk, no...
  5. The~Lone~Ranger

    Petition to fuck about with Sam Fisher

    Are you shearious?
  6. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    He's a handsome dog, you will miss him being around. I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you are ok.
  7. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    :surprise: A steamy steam room, who'd have thought such a thing was possible.:rolleyes:;)
  8. The~Lone~Ranger

    Do You Find Tours On Adult Sites Boring And Why?

    Some are boring and some are good. Tours... Originality and fresh ideas are good, I also like a variety of themes, as the saying goes...'don't put all your eggs in one basket'. Thumbnail previews clicking to a sample pic, as I would like to see some examples of what the photo content is like...
  9. The~Lone~Ranger

    The Lane Sisters (Roxy | Shana) / Roxy 1 (J&M TV) / Shana 1 (J&M TV)

    Re: Lane Sisters - Official thread It's not a saw when there's no blade, but instead a dildo on the end.
  10. The~Lone~Ranger

    The Lane Sisters (Roxy | Shana) / Roxy 1 (J&M TV) / Shana 1 (J&M TV)

    Re: Lane Sisters - Official thread Yes ok, I'll grab my cue and balls. Great pic that one, pool table, 4 hot girls and a drilldo. Superb.:clap:
  11. The~Lone~Ranger

    Pornstars with laughable stagenames

    Not particularly laughable I know, but I notice there's a Miss FO contestant called...The big ass girl. Worst pornsite name in internet history has got to be Dogfart.
  12. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss FreeOnes 2013 Beta Test (Not the real contest)

    Another 10 votes slipped in without problems.
  13. The~Lone~Ranger

    Busted Babes with Sexy Bodies / Body of a Goddess, Butter Mug, Hot Mess / Her Body 10x > Face

    Re: Ugly pornstars you just can't stop watching? I didn't use the word amazing at all, YOU are obviously only assuming what I think. I wasn't on about her sexiness, so no misunderstanding there. Neither do I expect everyone to have the same opinion as me. Ugly I would class to mean...
  14. The~Lone~Ranger

    Busted Babes with Sexy Bodies / Body of a Goddess, Butter Mug, Hot Mess / Her Body 10x > Face

    Re: Ugly pornstars you just can't stop watching? OP, ugly is a strong word. If you class Rachel Starr as ugly, I think you need an eye test...
  15. The~Lone~Ranger

    Should pornstars and minors be mentioned in the same sentence?

    Yes, especially if the ***** is a Morris *****.
  16. The~Lone~Ranger

    should pregnant porn stars do porn during pregnancy?

    I guess it's the girls choice. I don't think it's the right thing to do personally, but it's not my decision to make. I don't find it a turn on to see a girl up the duff and will not watch any scenes or pics to do with that. And yeah as above I'd be concerned about miscarriage risks.
  17. The~Lone~Ranger

    Should Pornstars Be Allowed To Talk to Minors At all, Ever?

    As said, yes of course, so long as porn is not discussed. It wouldn't be able to be avoided completely anyway, for that you would have to ignore all minors in public. Porn is adult fantasy, public lifestyle is not.
  18. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    Yeah Radio Luxembourg shut down didn't it. It still sounds a better name than plain old radio 1 tho. Have you seen those mysterious programs, like where someone has claimed to pick up old radio broadcasts etc. Your stiff satellite nips could be tuned into unexplained phenomena like that, they...
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    Miss Hybrid

    ^ Damn, look at those antenae. :surprise: All you need now are a set of solar powered speakers and a bit of equipment, to pick up radio Luxembourg.
  20. The~Lone~Ranger

    PAWG - Phat Ass White Girls

    Carmen Valentina A Blast from the past, fitness model Jamie Koeppe Paige Turnah
  21. The~Lone~Ranger

    Carmen Valentina / Melanie / Sofia (ATK) / Sofia Ressen / Sofia Ressin

    Re: The Official Carmen Valentina thread Back to a side/rear view, with great ass and a peek of titty.
  22. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    Has anyone guessed right yet? Sheepskin rug? Stiff nips? Stocking tops or Sexy thighs? Stoker? Is that right. If so, that's rather dangerous in that deep. You're supposed to use it on the fire, not yourself. I think the correct guess maybe SSBP??? Tip: Next to a fire, a candle doth melt...
  23. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss FreeOnes 2013 Beta Test (Not the real contest)

    Done it today in a couple of stages this time, a few votes at a time. Worked fine, as before. All's well, apart from receiving this error message below: X Something went wrong! Critical error, 100,000 of your freeones credits have been deleted for no reason. This error is so severe, there...
  24. The~Lone~Ranger

    Ever been ****** here at FreeOnes? If so, what for?

    :chickendance: No bannage for me. Remember, if you PM Petra to take action, always send pics of your penis, to guarantee an active response.
  25. The~Lone~Ranger

    FreeOnes foremost authority on Pronstars: Bodie54 or drMotorcity (?!)

    Dunno who is the foremost authority on pornstars, but I'll vote drmotorcity. Anyone who can start a toilet roll thread that lasts for 9 pages, gotta be worth a vote.
  26. The~Lone~Ranger

    2015 Ford Mustang photos

    It looks good, I like the style of it. :thumbsup:
  27. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss FreeOnes 2013 Beta Test (Not the real contest)

    It worked fine for me too. I messed about and spanned votes over a bunch of categories. Always got the red X if I tried to vote the same twice.
  28. The~Lone~Ranger

    >>> Support our OCSMs with our brand new Model Stores!!!

    I've splashed out on a briana lee vid. The secretary style one. Briana, you can consider that a BDay belated present, even tho it's for myself.:) I've checked it and it plays fine, good quality, but I havent watched it properly yet. Miss Hybrid has some great vids uploaded too. I've seen a...
  29. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    Another great gallery, I need to see the whole set after a quality preview like that. Christophe, you are right, the snow has melted at a rapid pace ever since that set come out. These were my 3 favourite pics from the promo gal...
  30. The~Lone~Ranger

    Happy Birthday to Briana Lee!!

    Belated happy birthday wishes Briana. Hope you had a good day. For people that thought about getting you a present, but didn't actually buy one...You know it's the thought that counts.
  31. The~Lone~Ranger

    Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

    Always over for me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation Royal butlers go for the over option too, so if it's good enough for Queen Lizzie, then it's good enough for me. It's the butlers choice, unless you have pets pawing at the roll...
  32. The~Lone~Ranger

    Should we add a FreeOnes Team Member rating system?

    Definitely not, because there will be trolls bringing freeones team members ratings down.:troll2::flaccid: Freeones team members are human beings with feelings, not bots. They aren't pieces of meat, you know. :mad: Rating people, that's terrible, can't have that. This site is not a cattle...
  33. The~Lone~Ranger

    Carmen Valentina / Melanie / Sofia (ATK) / Sofia Ressen / Sofia Ressin

    Re: The Official Carmen Valentina thread She looks great in those stockings.:drool2:
  34. The~Lone~Ranger

    2013 Africa Cup of Nations

    Ivory Coast or Ghana for me. Edit: FFS Theres a pornstar called Ivory co@st.
  35. The~Lone~Ranger

    2013 Cycling Thread

    He made himself look even more of an arrogant prick in the interview. Also, Armstrong associates alledgedly threatened to beat the wife of a former team mate with a baseball bat, in order to keep her mouth shut. Not to mention other team mates, friends etc his legal team has sued and ruined...
  36. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    A root canal? Hope you've sorted the pulsating root. Don't worry, once your canal has had a good drilling, the throbbing will die down and you'll be fine. This is the Cher vid with the ***... 5G4O5AMSevc
  37. The~Lone~Ranger

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    :drool2: Nice thread. The last 4-5 desserts and the home made pizza, are making me hungry. Gotta get myself some goat cheese too, I've never tried it. Coming in ***** and frying pasta, never tried that either. This thread is full of mouth watering recipes and handy tips. I wish they would...
  38. The~Lone~Ranger

    Amazing Spiderman Sexy Art !!

    Nice, liked the pic in the OP.
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    Miss Hybrid

    There's the cannon one, if you/RDV don't mind me sticking it up. Picture created by the art maestro...Riccardo Da Vinci aka RDV. http://the-art-of-heraldic-knights.com/
  40. The~Lone~Ranger

    Sporting Girls

    Carmen Valentina from the front.
  41. The~Lone~Ranger

    Carmen Valentina / Melanie / Sofia (ATK) / Sofia Ressen / Sofia Ressin

    Re: The Official Carmen Valentina thread :bounce: One from the front for a change:boobies:
  42. The~Lone~Ranger

    The Official **** that needs to make a Comeback Thread

    Fucking marbles, yeah good times. I'm laying down some 80's nostalgia... Not all would be cool these days, to name but a few... Hypercolor t-shirts. Retro casuals like sergio tacchini, Fila. Adidas Ivan lendl tennis shirts. The nike rainjackets copying off the breakdance movies. Reebok pump...
  43. The~Lone~Ranger

    Miss Hybrid

    ^ :facepalm: Not a bad effort I suppose Miss Hybrid, if that was from your first day at nursery school. :tongue:;)
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    Miss Hybrid

    http://the-art-of-heraldic-knights.com/ Heraldic Knights is quite a medieval name. I've checked out the Riccardo Da Vinci site. There's more pictures than I expected, the maestro has been busy, brandishing his pencil vigorously, like the ***** of excalibur. Colour ones too...Warhol, Monet...
  45. The~Lone~Ranger

    Should we add a model body rating?

    It's only a ratings game, not meant to be serious business, but the replies to this thread completely highlight the reservation of the idea. I'm sure I've seen a similar thing on a paysite or two, I guess it's so the site can build an overall profile of which type of models to hire. The thing...
  46. The~Lone~Ranger

    :hatsoff: Thanks.

    :hatsoff: Thanks.
  47. The~Lone~Ranger

    Clean-up in Aisle #67 & 68?? No problemo these days now with three more Mods to man the mops!!

    Re: Welcome the Newest Mods to the Team! :chickendance: :hatsoff: Congrats fellas. :forbid::rules::squish::ban2:
  48. The~Lone~Ranger

    Carmen Valentina / Melanie / Sofia (ATK) / Sofia Ressen / Sofia Ressin

    Re: The Official Carmen Valentina thread The hot booty and sensual facial expression of lip licking carmen valentina.:drool1:
  49. The~Lone~Ranger

    So no AVN awards show discussion? A few of the OCSMs here walked away with some hardware

    Some strange results for Fan Awards: Favourite Pornstar & Favorite Body - Riley Steele Best Free Adult Website - *******.com Twitter Queen - April O'neill One star wins 2 main awards for pornstar & body. A tube wins best free adult website??? I don't use twitter, so I can't make a decent...
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