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  1. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    That would be an amazing club. I would worship anyone in that club. Especially Brandy :D
  2. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    Yeah, but it's a little faint over here. Plus Brandy is ******, so...:bawling: I'm pretty bored.
  3. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    :sigh: It's pretty lonely on my porch tonight, but I can see you guys are having a good time across the street there. :(
  4. RealMenSwallow

    Earth And Moon...

    Everything is cats with you huh? You just can't help loving pussy, eh? :D
  5. RealMenSwallow

    Health Warning...Crack *****!

    Can I kiss your pretty booty? Please! I'll pay for it. You don't have to tell anyone, and you can just keep it between you and me, and then after that you can introduce me to that cutie girl behind the scenes of AA. :D
  6. RealMenSwallow

    New Black Hole Found On Earth

    Yes, because when I see a giant hole in the ground, I run right to it and jump in...:rolleyes: :wave: Dawn!
  7. RealMenSwallow

    Pornstar Chain Game

    Katja Kassin
  8. RealMenSwallow

    The Porch-Sitting Club

    Welcome friend belgianass! I'm glad to see you here. I also understand the attraction to your Amy Lee as well. I used to think she was so hot, back when I watched television, specifically MTV and VH1. So you have a worthy porch to sit upon! :D
  9. RealMenSwallow

    a womens ""V""

    Coming from the man that also creates the some of the more "intelligent" threads on here, I am not even offended. That would be like being offended by someone mentally retarded, it's just not possible.
  10. RealMenSwallow

    Word Association

    Osmium ("Densest natural element")
  11. RealMenSwallow

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    Mmm, I like it more and more every time I see it! :D 9.999/10 :D
  12. RealMenSwallow

    Please tell my this busty gal is a pornstar!

    I was just going to say it looked a lot like Alix Lakehurst. I love her. :lovecoupl
  13. RealMenSwallow

    a womens ""V""

    If this thread stays alive, I swear to the ****** of everything that is holy, the world will fucking end. Just fucking stop. This is a dumb idea, and no one is responding with anything worthwhile, so do us all a favor, and tell the mods to close it, because no one gives a flying fuck about this...
  14. RealMenSwallow

    Anyone lost a pen recently???

    Yes! I saw this, and I was like hooray, my favorite thread! :D Keep em coming Facial_King!
  15. RealMenSwallow

    The Member Above Me....

    Knows Homer could show Chuck Norris a few things.
  16. RealMenSwallow

    Hunter Who?

    Hunter Bryce
  17. RealMenSwallow

    a womens ""V""

    ...:violent:....seriously? I mean...seriously? Why? Why the fucking fuck of a fuck-stick does it matter? It has nothing to do with the word, it has to do with the woman's sexual reproductive organ, so who fucking cares why people call it what they call it?
  18. RealMenSwallow

    Porn on that harddrive - hide it well

    Everytime somebody reads this thread a sheep explodes annihilating millions in it's path.
  19. RealMenSwallow

    I know! Apparently it's true, because you have accepted the intervention we had. I know it's...

    I know! Apparently it's true, because you have accepted the intervention we had. I know it's tough, but I believe with a little work, you can get through it. We're all here for you. :D
  20. RealMenSwallow

    Swinger Misconceptions and Truths

    No, but I have no interest in trying it either. I just don't think about sex that way. It's all fine and dandy for other people, and if you want to ***** with other women while you're together with someone that's completely acceptable, but I have no interest in trying it, or witnessing it in person.
  21. RealMenSwallow

    I see you've been diagnosed with Owncockaphobia! :rofl2: I thought it was funny...:D

    I see you've been diagnosed with Owncockaphobia! :rofl2: I thought it was funny...:D
  22. RealMenSwallow

    Word Association

    Mature
  23. RealMenSwallow

    Who is this hot young big titted brunette?

    Mmm, reading...it's a tough thing huh? It says her name in the url, and at the top of your browser too, but hell it's tough to spank it, and read huh? :rolleyes: :D
  24. RealMenSwallow

    Swinger Misconceptions and Truths

    I'm just not into that lifestyle. I have nothing at all wrong with it, or the people who do it, but I have never, and I mean never heard anything about overweight and ugly people swinging, that sounds completely opposite from what I see. I just personally don't find being with many different...
  25. RealMenSwallow

    What's Your ***** Car?

    Right here: My Favorite Car! :D
  26. RealMenSwallow

    Porn on that harddrive - hide it well

    Porn is legal you fucks. Watch all the **** you want: ****, ****, shemale, ******* cock, big tits, asain, ebony, interracial, gay, straight, mature, milf, housewife, schoolgirl. Whatever it is, I don't give a ****, it's legal. WARNING: If you are looking at kiddie porn, then you need to go fuck...
  27. RealMenSwallow

    tunsty's 'Bah-Humbug' xmas greetings thread

    Christmas is about as cool as tunsty's other threads: Sarcastic comment about...blah blah blah, who cares? :rolleyes: :D But seriously, I fucking **** all this fucking *****-**** around Christmas. Why must we, the day AFTER Thanksgiving, go shopping for Christmas ****? What's the fucking point...
  28. RealMenSwallow

    Calling in 'gay' to work

    Well you see georges what happens is they get high, and then they think it's a good idea to blow another dude, or bend over and "assume the position" They want to be celebrated because well, they are superior. They try and try to compare themselves to the Romans, because let's face it, most...
  29. RealMenSwallow

    Anal with a twist!

    Eat this **** up my friend...seriously...:eek: :D http://promo.fistingflics.com/galleries/00125/00125a/index.html http://promo.fistingflics.com/galleries/00156/00156a/index.html http://www.maxxmovs.com/brutaldildos/080208c/index%5Bsc%5D16_jwiaiv_a1.html
  30. RealMenSwallow

    Random Statement Thread II

    Minnesota...Nice and and cool, it's up to 16 degrees now! Woo hoo!! :rolleyes:
  31. RealMenSwallow

    id need

    Bianca Holland
  32. RealMenSwallow

    Kandi Kobain

    Her, and who else? Eating some donuts before they eat a little something else. :D http://www.free-sample-vid.com/plumper3/3006plump/plumper10.html
  33. RealMenSwallow

    Anyone name this babe please

    No ID, but I do like her. She's got huge lips, that look amazing! Plus overall she's damn gorgeous.
  34. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    I just wanted to let you know, there obviously isn't too much of her out there, and there isn't going to be. I think she should continue working, even after the reduction. I can't see why not, I'd still watch.
  35. RealMenSwallow

    Jemstone / Jem Stone

    Re: Jem Stone Wow, she looks different in that set. Definitely her though, she's got that mole between her tits, and if she turned over we could see her tattoo. But, wow. Different indeed. Without all the fancy make up. :thumbsup:
  36. RealMenSwallow

    Random Statement Thread II

    It's fucking snowing here too, or at least it will be in a few minutes. It's 9 fucking degrees outside, and it says its sunny, but that's bullshit. The high today is 20 degrees! Woo hoo! (Temperatures are in Fahrenheit) :thumbsup:
  37. RealMenSwallow

    Sienna West / Sienna

    More of the newer set as clips instead of streaming. Not exactly the same as the above ones. http://www.gallerycrush.com/rm/sienna_west_09/index.html
  38. RealMenSwallow

    Well then, thats nice.............isnt it?

    Well it's true! :spouts of evil laughter erupt across the universe: Muwahahaha! :D
  39. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Only a first name? :bawling: Yup, and she's retiring too, because she has to get a breast reduction for health reasons. So...:bawling: Don't get too excited guys... http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Saphire
  40. RealMenSwallow

    Lisa Ann

    Even more of the Mofos set. She get's her ass fingered while he fucks her! :eek: http://www.juggmovieplanet.com/mofo68/
  41. RealMenSwallow

    Name that song - Picture edition

    Band Band Part 1 Band Part 2 Song Song Part 1 Song Part 2
  42. RealMenSwallow

    Name that song - Picture edition

    Dokken - Breaking The Chains (Guitarist George Lynch, geez, just give it away why don't you! :D)
  43. RealMenSwallow

    *STUD ALERT* Ladies this ones for you.

    Okay...Can I just call ****** on this guy right now? "No older than 21, no less than 16" That's just fucked up on too many levels for me to even get started on. Plus he's 23 looking for a 16 year old that plays video games, like...What the fucking fuck?! Seriously, I have posted on craigslist...
  44. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    :bowdown: I wish I knew my friend, I wish I knew! She has an incredible figure, body, face, I mean, she really has it all. :thumbsup:
  45. RealMenSwallow

    who has these ultimate boobs?

    Pyromania and masturbation...not always a good combination. :thumbsup:
  46. RealMenSwallow

    What would you Ask a Pornstar?

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (Or the center of a cock...I guess) :dunno:
  47. RealMenSwallow

    Princess Lissa

    :lovecoupl Purple pillow time! :D http://www.bbwporngalls.com/pg/bbwzine/1/001eiq/1649596/index.html
  48. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Ugh, I forget her name, it's been a long night, so I should probably head to bed, but I think someone has ID'd her before. At least a first name for sure. I'll try to find out quick, either that or I'll spend a good deal of time on it tomorrow. :D
  49. RealMenSwallow

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    Who is this? I have seen her before a few times, she's great! http://www.videoporngallery.com/08feb08r/link136_sau.html http://www.thebbw.info/7sp17g476/realbignudes-sp1.html A gothic redheaded bbw! Mmm! (Also familiar looking) http://www.bestplumpers.com/bbw70918qr/bbwlink39_jos.html...
  50. RealMenSwallow

    Alright, later Dawn! I taught all styles of music. I didn't teach much bass, as most students...

    Alright, later Dawn! I taught all styles of music. I didn't teach much bass, as most students wanted to learn guitar, because of the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games. :rolleyes: So I have taught close to every song off of those games. A lot of rockers, and metal heads, loved to take from me...
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