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:hatsoff: Cheers, my friend!

Now that's a conundrum...

I'd stay here. Advances in medicine, care for the elderly, reduction of racism, greater travel options, advanced academic possibilities...All these things are hard to trade up for cheaper stuff.

Fuck you, you fucking... Yeah. I love you, man.

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My very best wishes as you work to improve your behaviour to the point where you are no longer ashamed.

I read what you posted. It was idiotic. Thought I'd try to make the thread a little more interesting. I wish you all the success in the world. With an attitude like yours, you're going to fail. I guarantee it. Now, please tell me to fuck off again. It isn't like you're completely on the...

I'm curious for what specific things you are sorry. I'm all for new starts.

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I believe you may be retarded. You think she doesn't have experience in the porn industry? And in what way was she being a know it all? And in what way was she being a bitch? Everything about what you just posted is stupid. You're consistent, at least.

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I guess people saying things like "but that's what works for me" isn't clear enough that these statements aren't intended to be prescriptive for you. Or are you too fucking stupid to realise something like that?

Thanks! It's what works for me. :hatsoff:

Yup. There can be a big difference. Though there does not have to be. For me, regardless of who is working outside the home, and who is managing things at home is immaterial. You committed to sharing a life together, that includes sharing of tasks. Doesn't make a lot of difference who is...

My moist owlet thanks you. :hatsoff:

I grew up managing my own money, too. My parents were not able to help with college, but we are able to help. My **** will have summer jobs, they'll work, they'll manage money, but as I'm able to pay college for them, I'm going to do that. I certainly won't enable them to be the college party...

He watches porn for a living. Do you really feel badly for him?

He speaks douche. And also Dutch.

Surely different couples will do it differently. When you start talking about college funds for a whack of ****, retirement for which you're planning together, and the like, it becomes a necessary topic of conversation. It isn't like we use it as foreplay (Oh, God, your 401K is so big...fuck...

I'm married, we have one bank account. We both make money, I make quite a bit more than she does. We don't fight about money. We pay the bills from the account. We buy the groceries from the account. We fix the house from the account. If one of us needs something, we buy it from the...

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I'm tempted to report this post.

Well, have a big *****. ***** well. *** lots. Best advice for most every situation.

This thread is full of win. And boobies. Which is the equivalent of win.

First, I'm not well connected. I'm a nobody with a high post count, that's all. Second, no. I have no proof. Call it a hunch. I am certain about him being dickish, though. However, this is a porn forum, and it's not, despite how some people act, serious business. He can do whatever.

He's kind of a dick to people periodically. Additionally, he does a lot of telling OCSMs what to do. I'm not trying to be the internet white night, but I just think he's too dickish. Also, he's a troll. He uses slang that only an English speaker would know. His whole personae is a lie...

That doesn't make sense. You're quite stupid.

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Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! I'm a social smoker, and yeah, I totally understand the desire to keep the breath fresh. Keep in mind I wasn't saying all gum-chewers were gross, just the ones with the open mouths, chewing like cows. Somehow I can't imagine you doing that...

Make sure you get anal before she starts. Once she's a model, she's way out of your league.

Your trolling has become wearisome. At your earliest convenience, please jump off a very tall building.

You know it's true. She envies my penis. :hatsoff:

Heh, thanks. That guy really did go full retard... :hatsoff:

Mostly they just play crap. But, if I had to label, I'd say rock 'n role.

Yes, please. Ban that douche.

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