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Honey is an aphrodisiac

I used to go on Craigslist alot, it was about $250-300 an hour for adult services. You could have done more.

WTF happened to Jolt?

I bet they were pissed off about thier green fee. Also, they may have been shooting well. I also would have trashed the car.

This is professional sports at it's finest. Seriously, I support the bounty program. If I bet money for a team to win, I want them to draw ***** for me.

I wonder to myself, "why am I not doing that?" Someone drop some insight.

I was a nerdy *** and I rode my BMX bike everywher. I also was on the golf team.

TRY THIS Walk into a bar and right when you walk into the bar let out a loud, "WHHHOOOOPEEEEEE!" Sit next to a woman or stand next to her. Order a *****. Introduce yourself. Ask her random things about her. Call her cute and give her compliments. Ask her if she wants to make out. It might work.

Whoa, I have been in that hangar before. The CEO of Frys has a huge Leerjet parked in there. A shout out to "Cutting Edge Aviation."

Eucalyptus oil is a great natural remedy that numbs the pain caused by Hemorroids and herpes sores. Anybody have any other "natural remedies"?

Oh my that looks like SO MUCH FUN!

Oh ****...its made of condoms

It was from a mail order bride website.

I had a ***** I was almost captured in Pakistan. I was in plain clothes and the town we were in got bombed so everyone migrated down the road. Then we ended up in Pakistan and some guy grabbed me and was like, "I know your American your speaking English." I gave him $50 and he let me go. I tried...

So last night my laptop got infected by a variant of the Blaster Worm. It would not let me open iexplorer or google chrome, or even task manager. Then it downloaded a spyware app asking me to give it my credit card number to uninstall it. Even worse it tried to multiply by sending itself out to...

I am single, so...no

I am single and I dislike pimps. As an ex-John I got tired of paying for a party I did not get invited to when "my hour" was up. I seriously don't like pimps. Many cheat the system and play off unemployment too and don't pay ***** support.

I love button up shirts. Especially when the buttons get ripped off in a frenzy.

You may have to try with both of us. I am with gunslinger on this one.

I need another pair of hands for that.

Here they are...

What is your favorite costume to role play in?

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balls in da house!

Belive it, I am a good time. :thumbsup: What do you look for in a male?

*bump* :D

I bet you would be good with THESE balls.

Lets see... She has to like to travel and foriegn languages. Also needs to be small enough to pick up in case I need her to reach something. Furthermore, she needs to be able to drive a manual transmission. She needs to look good in a ******** dress and stilletos, and needs to know how to throw...

I wish my teacher would post some of MY old answers...

My ass itches a little bit, but I fart louder.

There is a picture gallery of a hot brunette with big boobs playing Wii. There is also a topless jeans gallery, what is her name? If you have seen the galleries you would know who I am talking about.

Do you think more males should shave the hair in and aruond thier ass?

Whoa...he did it.

Nicole Graves 805 625 3423

no pizza for you!

Burble bloop

OW OW OWWWWWWW! You gonna dress up to dress down for me? Rrrrrr

I will buy, but your guarding the door.

The sparkly slinky ones without underwear, I get rock hard.

I am a U.S. Marine, chess piece for the people.

Vegas?

Leya Falcon

Anyone else find evening dresses hot? Especially the way they fall off the body? Post pics :nanner:

Can't they just print more Quarans and get over it? Seriously CHILL OUT.

Alright, where are you at? Always Photobucket deleted the picture of my penis.

It's a sad day when I can't put whatever I want on the internet.

...HI... (in deep rumbling tone) Grrrr

Yes there will be a **** at least As you requested Pvt. Dingle reporting Yes we can rendezvous Brandy Taylor is HOT *Insert caption here* Please do not ban.

I got free condoms in the mail, I just wrote to Trojan when I was a young buck.

Win a date with Mr. Balls! Respond to this message with a playful remark, and YOU could win a good time!