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Just an idiot.

Plonker is now my favorite word.

Legally speaking, if you break vehicle law, you by definition invalidate your right to the road. Certainly, practically speaking, someone may yield to you to prevent an accident, however should avoiding the accident be impossible, you forfeit any right to be in the intersection in running the...

One of my favorite skits from Conan.

Seems to be the consensus around here.

The Sportcenter and Sonic commercials rarely fail to make me laugh.

Still an attention whore? Pass.

Watching Eminem punch out Vince was fun. :D

Homemade tacos with a delicious southwest salad.

My Sweet Lord - George Harrison

What in the hell is going on here?

Can we get rid of him now?

Probably the wrong place to ask this, but did the "Banned4Life" title go the way of the dodo? I've seen quite a few people permanently ****** in my time here, but I don't think I've ever seen that title.

:surprise: Wha...what? How could you possibly arrive at that conclusion?

Ditto that. It's a bitch, isn't it?

Perhaps the most poignant and eloquent comment on the issue as a whole.

Couldn't have said it better myself :thumbsup:

No, I'm not saying anyone has the legal right to hit you. It's a lot more simple than that. You're making a case for the word of the law, and historically, that hasn't held up, (at least in California). Certainly, defensive driving would prevent all of this, however that's really irrelevant...

Really only by virtue of the fact that it came out first.

I think you're missing something rather germane to this issue. Traffic laws are designed to maintain order on the road, but they all operate under an obvious implication. In this case, yes, the law says you should yield the intersection to cross traffic should the situation arise, however that...

That's pretty much been my sentiment this whole time. I haven't bothered since Halo 3, and I wasn't thoroughly impressed by that.

That's the exact thing I was going to mention. Chestnut is a *****.

I'm not sure I even understand what the OP is asking.

Go right for it, bud! :thumbsup:

Seriously? Completely disrespectful and uncalled for. Mods, please close this idiocy.

Well, we're certainly not in a pure Capitalist society, but that's a lot more reflective of the boom and bust cycle associated with such a system. More to the point, this may be my favorite political ad of all time. fnx-SqMYknI

Holy risible generalization, Batman.

Heat tends to expedite the healing process for bruises, so the chocolate might not be a bad idea. Ice would be a good treatment for pain, but that's not going to do much to heal it. :thumbsup: Heat does the trick.

No, and that's by design. A pure democracy in the United States would fail at a level that the world has never seen before. Not to mention it'd be a direct ********* of the Constitution. My personal pet peeve with the ads is the tagline, "I'm not a politician". You're running for...

The title alone had me rolling. :1orglaugh

Seems an awful lot like sessions aren't getting sent.

The GPU itself isn't too expensive, but Sony will probably charge you about $150 if your console is out of warranty. If you're fairly confident in working with the hardware, you could do it yourself, for a total cost of around $60, and there are tutorials everywhere if you're unsure.

Re: Scarlett Johansson really is sooo pretty Yeah, she's pretty fine.

People who can't use basic fucking logic. There seems to be more and more of them.

I used to love The State as a teenager. MADtv was one of my favorites for a long time too.

Interesting...

That pretty much confirms it. You've probably got a short which is causing the system to run hot, and ******* your GPU.

Found it at Best Buy for $25! My lucky day!

I haven't yet, but I'm probably going to GameFly it tonight.

First rule of being in a hole: Stop digging.

Haven't had too much time to play lately, but I just got back home yesterday and picked up NHL 11 this afternoon. I'm pretty excited to play it, not gonna lie.

That video may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm literally in tears I'm laughing so hard.

The praying mantis is the first thing I thought of when I read that section about the bees too.

Definitely a hardware issue here. I'm thinking it's one of two things: 1. Your A/V cables are shot. 2. You've got either a short somewhere, or you're overheating. Typically if the screen just freezes, it's GPU related, and since the system seems to still be working, it sounds a lot to me...

I know, bud, I was just joshing you. At some point, the idiocy catches up with him.

:facepalm: I think the phrase, "Read The Fucking Article" applies here. If you had, you'd realize the Kotatu article details the fucking demo of the game. How in the fuck you can possibly say that's happened before is beyond me, but alas you have. Strike 1. Funny that they all ran...

Sounds like you've got a short, if I were a betting man, I'd lean towards a GPU short. Does it still run while the black screen is on, or does it just idle?

I, for one will.

Eh, not sure I'm seeing anything all that different.

Wow. Just wow.