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If he had said something: Meh...

Didn't like any of the individual films made before this, so I have very little interest in seeing it.

You heard it here first porn stars, don't attempt to better yourselves or further your education in any way because the fact that you have appeared in porn clouds your very being and makes you a detriment to civilised mainstream society. Once your usefulness as a masturbation aid has come to an...

That's what they're called! I completely forgot. Oh noes, the inaccuracies in my account are floating to the surface and I have no power to stop it! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! ::runs::

East Asia, the middle east and south America.

Luckily none of my friends still own VHS players, so I can enjoy all of Jeff Stryker's sexiness myself, without interruptions.

I have fired a couple guns before while I was on vacation in a place where they are a little more readily available. But I have never owned a ***, nor would I if my country relaxed its *** control legislation.

If it's more than a month or two I politely enquire whether or not said person has read/watched the item in question. If they haven't my enquiring should bring their duty as the person borrowing something to their attention which hopefully speeds up the process. If they have, I'll pick the item...

Looks like Golden Dawn (neo-Nazis) are now a part of the Greek parliament. Happy days are here again...:facepalm:

***** Invasion - ****** sodomization I'm in!

Maybe.

Why do you seek the opinion of a bunch of degenerates on a porn message board when dealing with you "real life" affairs?

What a wonderful husband. Adequate source material for the news comes first, dammit! Your wife's well being is nothing but secondary to that noble pursuit.

Never heard of them.

You're not masturbating to 5 year olds again, Cowboy, are you? You were told, no! NO! BAD BOY!

Oh... it's this time of the month again.

The Beastie Boys were a huge part of my youth. R.I.P.

Alia Janine, I believe.

Breaking Bad

Nick Griffin

I have absolutely no desire to punch anyone in the face.

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It's odd what Youtube considers obscene and what it doesn't, as the video I posted in the thread linked below demonstrates: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?581412-Videos-From-That-Part-of-Youtube&highlight=Youtube Probably because it's tagged as "art".

Wait, there are Finnish metal bands now? When did this happen?

Hey! I told them that in confidence, dammit!

Just build up enough steam yourself, then burst in on her while she's taking a ****. The smell may start you drooping (unless you're Alex), but stay strong. It is for the good of mankind!

I hadn't noticed. I guess I just don't frequent the kind of threads with high PINK traffic. Probably a good thing.

Does the man have to have been alive when the deed when down?

Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.

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The Woman (2011), is a horror film I'd recommend. I've noticed that it has a rather polarizing effect on those who view it though, you either enjoy it or you **** it there is no in between.

McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)

No problem, it's nice to find someone who's into hot, sweaty man on man action as much as I am.

Libellous filth! Thou shalt not speak ill of my love!! May her soul rest peacefully for all eternity.... :bawling:

Horror movies? Nah man: The Best of Jeff Stryker, Jeff Stryker - Just You and Me, Jeff Stryker Does Hard Time (he goes hard all right!), Jeff Stryker's Tall Tails, Jeff Stryker's Favourite Sexual Positions.... and many more.

I own all of his movies VHS

eeyoresfan

It's all completely 100% real. Those people do in fact exist. They were all raised on this compound down south that the television studios collectively own, the sole purpose of which is to generate entertaining talk show guests. Of course, since talk shows of this kind have sort of fallen out...

How the candidates treat dogs.

....as has the joke.

I've always enjoyed the term: buxom. Of course, she'd need a little more up top in the chesticle department to qualify for that term, methinks,

My hair is too thick to do anything stylish with. So I just stick with a #2 all over. Hurr durr, ****.

Hasn't happened to me in a while, but yes I have experienced similar issues.

Haven't got hold of it yet, but I'm looking forward to giving it a listen.

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