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  1. ArsErotika

    Miss Hybrid

    Well I, for one, firmly believe in training all the time. It's never ******. There's an old saying... "the more you sweat in training, the less you ***** in battle". Though, I suppose there's a better way to put that where blowjobs are concerned. Count me in.
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    Sexy Trash Bin

    Too much junk in dat trunk.
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    Have you fapped on me?

    I'm not in the habit of fapping it to chicks who declare they'll never post nudes, nor ever be with a man. Care to reverse one of those conditions? I'd be happy to change my vote then.
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    Goce satellite views Earth's gravity in high definition

    Oh, *Goce* satellite. Thank goodness. I misread it as goatse satellite. :eek: Yes, your version is much better.
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    new kings of metal

    In the spirit of true old school metal, my new ongoing favorite... The *****. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9KbmRTgigQ
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    How often do you masturbate?

    Been holding off all week. Hot date with my first ever cougar tonight. Gotta do a halfway warmup so she gets a big first load.
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    Anyone follow MotoGP?

    I became a MotoGP fan because I'm a Ben Spies fan. Dominating WSBK last year *as a rookie* was incredible. I'm hoping he can find his rhythm and confidence again and show the top level he belongs at the sharp end of the grid, as well as the podium.
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    How often do you masturbate?

    I'm cranky since all I do is wanky. :tongue:
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    The most popular water baloon shot!

    I kept hitting replay and somehow lost several hours.
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    Bullfighter's Jaw Pierced By Bull's Horn

    + rep to the bull.
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    Unfair Advantage!

    Tits and ass, all in one convenient place.
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    I thought it would have one too!

    Looks like someone photoshopped Mr. Bean's face on a... uh... I don't know what you call the rest of that.
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    Help! The dudes from BANGBROS wanna sue me!

    And why would they rush a case forward with all you keep giving them? I know I'd be sitting back and watching the self incriminations roll in. This is a case that writes itself. I wish we could get updates throughout the entire process. Trial. Conviction. Sentence. This thread could last for...
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    Help! The dudes from BANGBROS wanna sue me!

    I am so subscribing to this thread.
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    Black Metal Blowdryer!

    I just can't stop laughing.
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    Top Gear

    Love love love Top Gear (UK). The Australian version is... ok. A pale imitation, actually. But still better than no Top Gear. And no Top Gear is better than American Top Gear.
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    Who Was Your 1st Favorite Porn Star?

    Angela Baron. Specifically from the March 1988 issue of Hustler magazine. But she was simply the *first* favorite, and was replaced with other favorites throughout the years.
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    The Official 2010 Formula1 Topic

    Cheeky! :thumbsup: And let me say, there are few things sexier than women who love racing (never mind getting on track and turning a wheel :bowdown:). The only female racing fans I can find here in the states are NASCRAP fans. And I am most definitely not a fan of either. So my hat's off to...
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    H is For...

    I thought this was going to be a Hillhopper thread.
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    Cow Hitches a Ride

    It's well and truly dead. This was on an episode of Top Gear (UK).
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    Gamers are serious

    Another article with tons more pics
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    HillHopper eats too many potatoes

    They're the biohazard symbol.
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    Spetsnaz -- When you make gymnastics into a lethal military group

    Towards. Those Spetsnaz guys use barbed wire as a safety net.
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    Look at that gorgeous cow!

    Can't? Wow. Odd to make that conclusion based on... well... nothing. People actually find more than one body type attractive. It's called variety. I can't imagine going through life excluding whole segments of the population... beautiful, willing, and eager women... only because they don't fit...
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    Look at that gorgeous cow!

    She's zaftig (= sexy). Not fat (= obese). There's a difference.
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    Look at that gorgeous cow!

    Sadly, so very, very shopped. Here's the original... http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4499/unshopped.jpg Not udderly unbangable though.
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    Man Vs Two Sharks Vs Alligator video

    Not including the shark, right?
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    Kim Kardashian

    Too many to photoshop before release. ;)
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    Spit not swallow. Girl gets pregnant through oral sex!

    Ummm... I think the rules are a bit different in
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    What do you **** about your country?

    Hmmm. America. I'll try and sum up. The people. The politicians. The corporations. The loss of greatness this country aspired to in the beginning.
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    Polesitting worldchampion.

    one in a million, doc….one in a million
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    what's your favorite Tool song ?

    Lateralus, but they're all fucking genius.
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    We finally decided where to go for our honeymoon.

    You had me at Top Gear :lovecoupl Careful on the mopeds.
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    England finest

    Or a truck. Oh, my poor truck.
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    car revisions

    The Mazda Pi
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    Neo Nazis

    Doh. Too slow.
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    Neo Nazis

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika
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    Best booty in porn?

    Tie between Sylvia Saint and Monica Sweetheart
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    oh ****

    Dolphin.
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    Sharking, etc

    I think I found it.
  41. ArsErotika

    Typical Situation

    Which satisfies the No Money condition. Every day. :2 cents:
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    FOX News

    Did a little digging and it's been called a fake. :dunno:
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    FOX News

    I just want to see the clip this is from. It needs context dammit!
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    Spinning Girl

    Clockwise, but I ****** myself to see it opposite too. Hard to switch.
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    Reflecting On My Caffeine Consumption

    I'm going to have to call genius on this one. That's some pure redneck engineering right there.
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    Real Men Don’t Use Can Openers

    What nobody seems to realize is that this can was intended for Chuck Norris. And for fear of being opened with a roundhouse kick, the can got out these tools and opened itself first.
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    Has this ever happened to you? ...

    I'm sorry. Tags? What tags? All I see are scantily clad beauties.
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    Why is Friday the 13th unlucky?

    Ditto. :thumbsup:
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    Male self defense

    Nah. You have to yank her credit card.
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    Monica Sweetheart vs. Silvia Saint

    I voted for Monica, but just barely. If Sylvia hadn't done the plastic surgery and altered the sweet beauty of her face, I would have voted for both. :bowdown:
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