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  1. Elwood70

    What exactly ARE they protesting?

    We need another one.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Mothafuckin' double-post.....
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Okay; to use the typical metaphor, this is a curve... Report: Orioles close to naming Duquette GM -
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    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    I may; but it's got nothing to do with the upgrade.
  5. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    If you can get close enough, a .22 slug right in the space between the jawbone and skull,just below the ear, will bounce around inside the skull and turn the brain into pudding. Plus; there's no exit-wound, so minimal cleanup!! Oh;and the fact that clicking on "New Posts" results in a jumbled...
  6. Elwood70

    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    I think anyone that leaves over something as petty as rep wasn't worth having around in the first place.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread With no work,and no band practice....I can: D Aw gee; you twisted my arm........okay. I'm in.
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    A question to baseball fans (or anyone, I suppose)

    I'd love to have that one too,but no. May 8,1966
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    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    I wasn't going to mention this because I'm not sure it's something to do with my settings,but when I click on "New Posts", the results come up with the text riding over itself.
  10. Elwood70

    FreeOnes Real World.

    Three fuckin' pages and no mention of me yet!? I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed. I guess no one wants to just lounge around chain-smoking Marlboros, ******** Wild Turkey 101,and listening to The Rolling Stones 24/7....
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    What kink did you once have, but now it isn't even a turn-on anymore?

    ...I think I found a bug in the upgrade....
  12. Elwood70

    What kink did you once have, but now it isn't even a turn-on anymore?

    Let me guess: The ********* tasted just like Coca-Cola...
  13. Elwood70

    What did you do when the board was down?

    I stayed busy looking for a job,and on Facebook and the other forums I'm a member of.
  14. Elwood70

    Best American city

    Memphis is definitely on my list, and I agree about the idea of "no bullshit" cities.....it's why,no matter who may say otherwise, Baltimore and D.C. are two entirely separate places that are worlds apart.
  15. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I'd say something along the lines of "Goddammit; what the fuck did I miss NOW!?!?", except for the fact that I didn't miss anything; I just didn't see it here. :cool:
  16. Elwood70

    What exactly ARE they protesting?

    Yeah;like that would stop them....
  17. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I never wondered....I see it firsthand. If you're out of here for the night what am I gonna do now? It's 11:28 PM here,and I have to leave at 4:30AM...another all-nighter for me.
  18. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I'm in. :cool:
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread It must be. I just got hungry....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I'm glad to be here.:cool: It's like sitting in a small corner bar and shooting the **** with everyone, just letting conversation evolve. Okay; I have to ask: What's on a vegan pizza?
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    Best American city

    Besides my beloved Baltimore (hon); if I was in a situation where I had to pick one of the listed cities to relocate to, I'd have to say Chicago. Is anybody surprised by this? Didn't think so. I've never been there-yet-but; from what I've seen, it combines my two main loves: Blues and...
  22. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread This is completely off-topic; but I'd just like to say that of all the threads on this board this one is now my favorite. I even bookmarked it. :cool: I may even have to change my sig.....
  23. Elwood70

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Most of the ones I'm seeing are not sexy. Yes; they're sexual...but not sexy. There is a difference.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    You were saying?.... :D
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Lemme make some calls...
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I can throw together a 3" diameter barrel spud-*** if need be....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Dammit; it's too early in the season for me to see that much snow!!! Whoa,he asked you to stop.....we didn't. Supersoaker!? Hell,no!!! Not nearly enough power. I was thinking for along the lines of high-pressure garden hose, or comically overcharged fire...
  28. Elwood70

    A question to baseball fans (or anyone, I suppose)

    There is one ball that I'd love to have above all others in the history of the game, and it can be explained in one word: "Here." :cool:
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I'll PM you the address and time. ;)
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    PSA: Please don't offend anyone by having culturally related Halloween costumes!

    ^^^ That's fuckin' GREAT!!!!!! Bookmarked for future use....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread One of these times; I'm going to hide in the bushes with the hose and a 12-pack and wait for the hooligans tryin' to fuck with my Moms' decorations...
  32. Elwood70

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Congratulations to the St.Louis Cardinals!!!! Enjoy it; you deserve it. Now; on to the off-season, which can sometimes have more intrigue and drama than the regular season.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread To me; there's three stages to Halloween: 1.-Little **** (trick-or-treaters)-from dusk until about 9:00 PM 2.-Budding delinquents (9:00-11:00) -This is when all the vandalism happens....not that I'd know... 3.-Amateur criminals (Assholes who should know...
  34. Elwood70

    Why do people eat *******?

    People eat ******* because people are *******,and some ******* eat other *******
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm a little less than an hour early;but I don't give a fuck....... RIP Skydog..... 22MRGWnPPIU and this: (Set it to the 240p version) INgbU02dJu8
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Good luck to your boys...but just remember all of us that are already counting down 'til April. ;)
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    JinxyPie

    Re: JinxyPie, southern super hottie Thanks for the follow....;)
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread When I started; you could still smoke pretty much everywhere. Now; not so much.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Let me give you an idea of what I'm up against: My parents smoke.My ****** smokes.My nephew who lives with me smokes. When I was a ***, most of my relatives smoked. I'm from one of the last generations when smoking was cool. It was never a question of if I...
  40. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I just checked this on Amazon US; and it's now on my wish-list. I'm getting it as soon as I can. No offense to Jon; but that really annoys me. Announcing you are leaving is the ultimate in attention-whoring. Hope his time away does him well....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I believe it. Ozzy would know. He didn't happen to mention how he did it, did he? The only thing harder to quit is fucking heroin. What a shame I have to do it cold turkey. Oh wait....I can't do that either...and not for the reason you may be assuming...
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Forgot to add: ...and now you know who the leader of The Rolling Stones really is. :cool:
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    Best Car Movies

    Bullitt- (1968) Cars: 1968 Ford Mustang GT 390 and a 1968 Dodge Charger R/T Gone In 60 Seconds-(1974) Cars: Too many to list; but the main one is a 1973 (actually a '71) Ford Mustang Mach 1 named Eleanor. Vanishing Point (1971) Car: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T
  44. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    People telling me to calm down.
  45. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I haven't read anything leading up to this yet; but I'll say this: I don't know what I'd do differently, but I know what I wouldn't do at all:start smoking.
  46. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread This picture is now the wallpaper on my phone.:D :cool: EDIT: Do not attach images 2nd post onwards. Link them. Read rules here. [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator pussy+dickdenice] [Read more about the board rules: here]
  47. Elwood70

    DC's New 52 Reboot, What Are Your Thoughts?

    My thought is this: I'm really beginning to **** the word "reboot".
  48. Elwood70

    What pisses you off?

    This smilie: :nono: Words that are thrown around and misused to the point that they're meaningless. Blind worship of anyone. People that drive like complete fucktards; especially the ones that think as long as they signal, they can still cut you off. People that drive vehicles with no clue...
  49. Elwood70

    I have the chance to fuck sensual jane

    I can't believe no one has said this yet: Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Knowing what others are going through really puts my **** in perspective. Yeah...that's why I was MIA for a while... QFT!! Hey now!!!! :cool:
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