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  1. Elwood70

    That explains it... ;-)

    That explains it... ;-)
  2. Elwood70

    What was your first ever album

    All vinyl... The first album that made me go "What the fuck!?"(In a good way)-Aerosmith-Toys In The Attic The first album ever given to me- Van Halen The first album I ever bought- Lynyrd Skynyrd-Street Survivors I still have them all....
  3. Elwood70

    Miss Hybrid

    Dammit; I have to get this book...
  4. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread As good as could be; I suppose. Open any cans of whoopass lately?;)
  5. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Good Morning.......
  6. Elwood70

    30Th Anniverary of Flight 90

    Lenny Skutnik
  7. Elwood70

    Miss Hybrid

    You quit smoking.? You must share your secret.....I insist.;)
  8. Elwood70

    Spend a Night in a Haunted House or Walk through a Very bad Neighbourhood??

    Either one-as long as I can take a chainsaw and a boomstick.
  9. Elwood70

    How do you get to *****?

    A 60/40 speedball........heavy on the smack. Goodnight, folks...
  10. Elwood70

    Kobe Bryant on his way to the cleaners

    Goddamn right.
  11. Elwood70

    Blues singer Etta James dies at 73 after a battle with leukaemia

    I'm currently listening to a three-hour tribute on Sirius/XM Bluesville (Channel 70) to Etta... Rest In Peace; beautiful lady...you deserve it.
  12. Elwood70

    What song was #1 on the Music Billboard when you were born?

    I love this thread....I can figure out everyone's age.
  13. Elwood70

    Freaky Friday

    Glad to oblige...:D ...and I swung for the fences....
  14. Elwood70

    Freaky Friday

    If you're going to lick it like a dog; you must not be very good at it.:cool:
  15. Elwood70

    Feds Shutdown Top File-Sharing Site, Megaupload Today

    Innocent until proven guilty. .....just thought I'd point that out...
  16. Elwood70

    If you had a genie...

    1.-My parents are even happier and healthier than they are now. 2.-When I **** up tomorrow morning;all evidence and effects of smoking cigarettes is gone from me, physically and mentally. 3.-An eight-digit bank balance-after taxes.
  17. Elwood70

    What song was #1 on the Music Billboard when you were born?

    I remember this from looking it up.. The day I was born; the #1 song was "War (What Is It Good For?)" by Edwin Starr The #1 song for the year was "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel Edited to add: Evidently; I was born exactly one year too late-The #1 song on September 9,1969...
  18. Elwood70

    Which Jessica is for You?

    Jessica Alba; absolutely no question.
  19. Elwood70

    Retreat from piracy bill

    Maury Povich just tried to give Wikipedia a paternity test
  20. Elwood70

    30Th Anniverary of Flight 90

    There was an article about him in a local paper last week in Burtonsville.
  21. Elwood70

    Retreat from piracy bill

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngaudiosi/2012/01/16/obama-says-so-long-sopa-*******-controversial-internet-piracy-legislation/
  22. Elwood70

    Once again, Big ******* fucks things up!

    Partial victory: http://www.forbes.com/sites/johngaudiosi/2012/01/16/obama-says-so-long-sopa-*******-controversial-internet-piracy-legislation/
  23. Elwood70

    Those who put their profession on hold, and served....

    Still; I see your point....
  24. Elwood70

    Those who put their profession on hold, and served....

    As much as I abso-fuckin'-lutely loathe the Red Sox; I must say the Teddy Ballgame is the fucking man.. I loved Jackie when I was a ***; and I still love him now. I even have a wristwatch with him on it.This is yet another reason for me to strap that watch on with pride.Every time I look at...
  25. Elwood70

    30Th Anniverary of Flight 90

    I have one thing to add: Lenny Skutnik is still alive.
  26. Elwood70

    Wayne Gretzky Shuts Down ********* Racy Twitter Account.

    QFT-and because I couldn't rep you...
  27. Elwood70

    Who is Tebow?

    :facepalm: Because the game is played on your feet; not on say, horseback like polo. ...but it's still played on your feet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Football
  28. Elwood70

    30Th Anniverary of Flight 90

    I grew up in Silver Spring;I was 11 years old, and I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing. We had just come in from playing in the snow for the hot-chocolate recharge, and saw the news footage of the helicopter lifting the woman from the frigid waters of the Potomac. Scary ****.
  29. Elwood70

    Freaky Friday

    Keep thinking that... Sure..says the lady who wants to appeal to a lot of different guys, and therefore sizes. More hits to the site=more $$$$$ :D The ones that scream "Size don't matter" are usually guys with tiny peens....or girlfriends of rich guys . . . . . . . with tiny peens. :D...
  30. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I know this wasn't directed at me but;I'm a baseball fan; of course I'm superstitious:D ...but Friday the 13th has always been [i]good[/] luck for me. Same with the full moon-but more on that later...
  31. Elwood70

    Onomatopoiea

    thwip!
  32. Elwood70

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    That's fucking AWESOME!!!!
  33. Elwood70

    XBiz Awards 2012 Adult Site of the Year is......

    Damn; can we take at least partial credit for this?
  34. Elwood70

    I couldn't rep you; but I'm so fucking glad you called out you-know-who..

    I couldn't rep you; but I'm so fucking glad you called out you-know-who..
  35. Elwood70

    Re: Who is Petra, if you don't mind my asking? I'm surprised that you put the legit link...

    Re: Who is Petra, if you don't mind my asking? I'm surprised that you put the legit link...
  36. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I think Nikki should be granted Mod powers for this thread... BTW; I'm not in here as much as I should be; because the upgrade makes it a bitch to find..
  37. Elwood70

    Kristy McNichol of '******,' 'Empty Nest' comes out as a lesbian

    I can't wait for the day when ***** "announcements" like this are so un-newsworthy that even newspapers and media won't bother.... If the reactions posted in this thread are any indication; that day is coming.
  38. Elwood70

    Anyone pornstar that look like this MILF GODDESS?

    New rule...If someone posts a pic requesting an ID; and it comes up the size of a fucking postage stamp, instant ban. And no; it's not my computer.
  39. Elwood70

    Greatest Fictional Dectective Who Do You Choose?

    Detective John Munch-Homicide-Life On The Street and Law and Order:SVU ...not to mention guest appearances on The Wire The X-Files,The Beat,Law & Order: Trial by Jury ;30 Rock and Jimmy Kimmel Live!
  40. Elwood70

    What did I miss when I was gone?

    The biggest thing you missed is the glory that is this thread..
  41. Elwood70

    Re: People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)...Goddamn rep limits!!!!

    Re: People to Avoid (Help the newbies!)...Goddamn rep limits!!!!
  42. Elwood70

    Ever wonder....

    I read the first post in Andy Rooney's voice....
  43. Elwood70

    The woman with the "ultimate beauty" (pic)

    ...just for the record; I fuckin' love Angelina...:cool:
  44. Elwood70

    The woman with the "ultimate beauty" (pic)

    No. She doesn't look like Aria Giovanni or Nikki Nova. So;no.
  45. Elwood70

    Very skinny babes BIG breasts with VERY skinny legs!

    Nicole dyed her hair blonde!? What the fuck!?
  46. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Because it is;and it does.. bDKxUt9UkmU
  47. Elwood70

    Greatest American Band

    The greatest American rock-n-roll band is Aerosmith; because of this: bDKxUt9UkmU ..because it is; and it does.:cool:
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