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I'm going to voice an unpopular opinion here. So, the soup kitchen has a specific mandate. They say they want to edify God. Why would an atheist volunteer at a soup kitchen with that mandate? I'm sure there are plenty of other soup kitchens that don't have specifically Christian mandates...

No, no, no, no! This is the internet. Come the fuck on. You can't possibly admit to being wrong. Call the people who corrected you cunt faces, or cock holsters, or whatever. Foam at the mouth, at the very least. Fuck you for being reasonable. Come on. You're slipping. ;)

BC is correct on his ratings info. Not sure what Milano was talking about. Also, this is not going to turn into anything. Just like the 2016 civil war. What a joke.

Could I please have three red tickets?

Well, thus endeth the board.

Sam's back.

Wouldn't you need something like 140 blowjobs an hour? That would be a cut back for some people.

Fair point.

Your loss. Maybe. wat?

I dunno. I bet a country run by Mariah would be full of fatty foods and naked titties. Let's let her make laws for a while. The current law makers seem to be letting us down.

:1orglaugh This man's credibility here is pretty much shot.

Why impeach? What has he done to warrant impeachment?

The minimal wage for comfortable living is not the same throughout the country. This should not be a federal thing. Where I live, it is entirely possible to own a home on a 9$ per hour salary. The same cannot be said for California, or New York, or several other states. There is no single...

I think you should throw in the penis pump for GSB. Help a guy out, man!

The prizes will be rolling in. No doubt.

I don't have a beef with you, but I thought I might point out that you said what you made is from scratch, and mocked cooking with condiments on the same page as a recipe of your that includes ketchup and barbecue sauce. It is very easy to use nothing but fresh ingredients to make sloppy joes -...

I hope they're both dead.

Get ***** and lay in a puddle of my own ***** in a darkened room, weeping and alone. Regular Thursday night.

I can't believe that no one is talking about the amazing game Notre Dame had against Air *****. Just outstanding. Okay, not so much. But at least they won. It's damn hard watching that team this year. :suicide:

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I have an apple peeler corer slicer. Take that, ****** fuckers.

We can just hope Ohio State loses. That would be best for everyone. :)

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We need some historic distance before we start making absolute statements on things of this magnitude. The war in Iraq will get a huge amount of scrutiny, and I for one am going to resist jumping on any one side. I know I have my own opinions, and I think most people here can guess what they...

I heard Bjork likes public transportation.

Better than getting ********* by Petra with Anders' underpants.

You don't care anymore. That much is obvious. At least break out some **** or something.

Yeah, seems better now. But, a couple hours ago if you clicked on anything (settings, new posts, the x to get rid of the offers at the top of the page) nothing would come up, and it would say the server is too busy. Windows 7, Firefox 24.0, awesome level 10

Yup. I'm getting it a lot, too.

wat?

It works best if you press enter with the tip of your penis, too.

FSU is crazy good. I think they have the best chance of beating Alabama this year. Wondering about Ohio State, too.

Louisville (8) lost to unranked UCF South Carolina (11) lost to unranked Tennessee UCLA (9) lost to Stanford (13) Texas A&M (7) lost to Auburn (24) LSU (6) lost to unranked Mississippi Clemson (3) lost to Florida St. (5) Georgia (15) lost to unranked Vanderbilt Washington (20) lost to unranked...

Holy Moses with a side of What the hell. That was the most uncomfortable win the Irish have ever had. Our back up quarterback sucks the balls of donkeys. Badly. Also, Clemson looks like a high school team tonight. Just terrible.

You smell like old man penis is an excellent contribution? Okay. Thanks! heh :hatsoff:

:cmon:

What is it that we're agreeing to disagree on? You said you wanted people to die. Mass *******, in fact. I pointed that out, and you want to agree to disagree on what? By the way, I'm not trolling. You obviously don't have a firm grasp on the concept of the internet. You should figure out...

It is truly remarkable that every time Will E. posts in a political thread he gets smacked by someone. At some point one might think he'd give up. After all, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Yes there is. He appears nothing but foolish. He's a joke, and he's nearly the only one who doesn't get it.

Whatever you do, label both clearly with marker so you don't reverse the two.

Hey bodie! Rooting for the Irish? :shocked: That's great! (They are going to need it!!)

Heh, thanks. :hatsoff:

Granted, baby.

:facepalm: You're not getting my point, but that's okay. I'll drop it now.

Okay, we mock Fox "news" for making such statements about people on the right. Should we begin being so ridiculous ourselves? We'll soon be calling the President a Socialist, or a Muslim. It's in the same genre, after all.