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  1. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yeah I'd book a ride on the whoo-whoo express! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    If we were on twitter that would be a #CrypticTweet -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is Smarter Than A 5th Grader... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    -cs™
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    Divide your rep by your post count

    Hmm... EDIT 15265 / 2253 = 6.775410563692854 -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    9.56142/10 Pretty girl beautiful body. Nice butt! -cs™
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    Test Area V

    Please keep the Dita/Bettie sig for a while! -cs™
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    Test Area V

    Dude why's her head so big?! She's a 'grey'!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Sorry I'm not in a good mood! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ^And Hope don't forget Hope! Hope&Change both barrels! Thanks Mister Obama, actually no thanks but we're stuck with ya for the next 3 years (I hope! 1 termer PLZZ!!!) -cs™
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    Word Association

    Miss (Bree Olson) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I guess correctly and get Jack Schitt for it! woO! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dita Von Teese? -cs™
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    Word Association

    slice -cs™
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    ★★The Official Miss FreeOnes 2010 Results Thread!★★

    Mucho congratulations to Bree Olson! -cs™
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    Nevermind! Please delete!

    DELETE thread!
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    Word Association

    Justice League -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    uZfRaWAtBVg -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    9ymihv6_ahw "You better believe it." -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    You sound very libertarian and a bit conservative in your position. I take you didn't support Barack Obama in the election. :) I like ya even more now! I'll wager it's your middle America roots. -cs™
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    Which "mainstream" actress would U want a blowjob from?

    Not dead! Where were we? Ah yes "straight" actress BJ wishlist! Angelina Jolie but having her lips tuch me anywhere would be magnificent! Rose McGowan -cs™
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    Talkin on the phone while being fucked

    Any with someone on an iPhone? "Getting fucked like a 2 dollar slut? We have an app for that." -cs™
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    Why male pornstars don't kiss female pornstars in the movies?

    Simply romantic porn or erotica. I do like a scene with some affection/closeness. Gianna Michaels or Carmella Bing Jezebelle Bond when she was w/ Julian etc. -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Well she is not online 24/7 like most of us! LOL via twitter as of 3 hours ago: -cs™
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    Spit not swallow. Girl gets pregnant through oral sex!

    http://standardmadness.com/offbeat/true-story-how-to-get-pregnant-via-oral-sex -cs™
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    favorite Gay movie of all time..

    Navy not Air *****!! The planes threw me! -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Btw Miss Bree have you done any scenes with squirters? I know you did a video with Angela Stone, but dunno you 2 had a scene together... -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Peyton's Colts are gonna take down his *****'s old team. But if the Vikings had won that'll fit the narrative too. Archie Manning closed his NFL career as an MN Viking... -cs™
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    Who are your favorite active squirters?

    Hmm my top fave squirters and porn stars are no longer active Tiana Lynn & Cytherea. But I do like Angela Stone, Flower Tucci & I saw one where Ariana Jollee squirted but not sure if it's part of her milieu or a rare thing. -cs™
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    The All Inclusive Thread

    0y88a7gKoIQ -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Appearance on FNC, maybe on Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld? -cs™
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    The All Inclusive Thread

    rGKpN9urRmY -cs™
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    Katy Perry skips work to watch porn

    Her next CD is gonna have a sequel to I Kissed A Girl titled I Tribbed A Milf! -cs™
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    Are The Older Pornstars In The Industry Jealous/Resentful Of The New, Younger Girls?

    Re: Are The Older Pornstars In The Industry Jealous/Resentful Of The New, Younger Gir Oh there some who'll spit their bile at the younguns. Not gonna name any names. -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    You're actually giving out your PO box address? -cs™
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Wasn't Brynn but close... -cs™
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? I rather not say, she's an OCSM and she's online right now as I type this! -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    2 more queries from yours truly: Have you worked with any of the "legends" of the biz ie Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Peter North, Randy West, Kylie Ireland or Herschel Savage? Have you worked with trannies/shemales? -cs™
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    Will anyone watch Jay Leno when he returns to The Tonight Show?

    Hell no! You phony aw shucks act ain't cutting it! You agreed in 2004 to step down in 09 to pass the torch. But then you waited in the wings ready to pounce cuz you knew you were gonna get it back! So how far was your nose and chin up Jeff Zucker's ass for those 7 months when you were...
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    Sunny Lane - Hi from Sunny

    IbUl_E-R91Q -cs™
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    The All Inclusive Thread

    The All Inclusive Thread that only I now seem to post in since Doc ***** bumped it! -cs™
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    The All Inclusive Thread

    kv40xqM3epY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv40xqM3epY c0LxT1tTsIY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LxT1tTsIY 621HAJUex-w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621HAJUex-w -cs™
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    Misconceptions About Porn Stars

    I'm seeing a Kimora Klein, Bree Olson and Jane Burgess 3 way video in the making right here! Heh! ;):) -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    So you're pretty happy working with Adam & Eve I take it. If the opportunity arises what other company would you work with? Vivid? Evil Angel? Wicked? -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    :) Any performers you'd like to work with but haven't had a chance to yet? If so who? -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    You haven't decided to split have you? You're now in the number 1 position for Miss FreeOnes... -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    https://twitter.com/BreeOlson Ran afoul of Johnny Law! -cs™
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    The All Inclusive Thread

    jk7eyqY4bbQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Bree Olson's twitter feed. 32 minutes ago: -cs™
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    Ask me (Bree Olson) any question ya want

    Bree's twitter feed update/s 3 hours ago: 2 hours ago: ??? 15 minutes ago: Either she's embellishing or she's living a real life porno! -cs™
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