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  1. Smittmaestro

    The Member Above Me....

    ...lives the moment every minute of every day! -cs™
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    Gia Paloma

    Gia Paloma another of my faves, the more extreme stuf I kinda shy away from. http://movies.3rdgals.com/314/vids5.html Clip #3 spooge gargle or Chewbacca?
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Aaanndd I keep straying away. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Very very nice! -cs™
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Yes, yes I would... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    :P ;):D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Bonezstorm: "***, Cindy's been rollin around in my glitter naked!" -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Like a Sybian chair then. LOL ;):D -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    -SwL_jBRPuA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwL_jBRPuA -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Fantastic! -cs™
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    Who Is Your Favorite Female Comic Book Hero/Character?

    ^Female unless Darkseid is a woman ... hmm. I have a few... Wonder Woman Supergirl Psylocke Jean Grey Rogue Black Canary Batgirl -cs™
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    Today I'd give a facial to...

    Cytherea and Tianna Lynn no no I want them to give me a facial! Ya know they squirt! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...same ol same ol...SSDD -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ^Course you're already a doctor. of Rock, Love and Da Funk! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is inflatable in some areas, ya know he has the pump! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...has Cee-Lo Green's F*** You on shuffle on her iPod... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...still reads a book hasn't yet (I don't think he has) gone the Kindle and/or Nook route... -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Carmen Electra Bryci or Justene Jaro -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Lack of thread/topic movement makes me falter! The time I'm here I dunno... mot, HB, Artimus, D-rock, Bonez, L3ggy? -cs™
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    Pornstar Chain Game

    Savanna Samson -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dude, how old are you? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Look at it as one less big fat chore to worry about! Big Move 2010? Done & done! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I dunno how is it in Yomouma? heh ;) -cs™
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    Pornstar Chain Game

    Yanina Aguilar -cs™
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    Pornstar Chain Game

    Yana Diaz -cs™
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7/10 -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 for the trib chicks! -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Eva LaRue CSI Vegas VS CSI NY Marg Helgenberger or Melina Kanakaredes -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Ricki White Christina Hendricks or Olivia Wilde -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I've been on DirecTV for about 4 years have 0 zilch nada complaints! -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    ...will be kind enough I hope to tell me who the Sam Scratch fallhell is... -cs™
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    Conspiracy Theory about the member above me...

    He shot JR! *old TV ref* -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    No siggy ergo no ratey!! All I ask is be kind, I'm no HeartyBee or DrDeath. But I no think I suck either! -cs™
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    Chain game

    294 Oh man ESPN 5 am cheap quick rub one out material! She still looks great! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is one sexy mommy I've heard! ;):D -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Work at losing! lol ;):D -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    ..No sir! -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    ...just saw what I did there... -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    ...made a triumphant return to FreeOnes! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Tila *******? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I'm 18 and I don't know what I want #RandomLyrics Actually I'm 18 x 2 + 3!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Ya turned 21 today? -cs™
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    Pornography: Use it in a sentence.

    "Oh she's got PORNOGRAPHY walk! PORNOGRAPHY talk! PORNOGRAPHY style!" -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Well maybe 20 years ago two guys named Pons and Fleischmann said they proved it but twas tested & twas a no go! I'll make it plain ol fusion but generates a lotta heat! Which ya do, ain't just talkin bout the sigaroonies! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Though cold fusion hasn't been proven! >_> -cs™
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    What's in your pocket right now ?

    Plastic tip cover off an insulin syringe! Like Wilford Brimley, "I got Diabeetus!" fHFxj6CUCX8 -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Ya got 2 but they're like the cold fusion of brain cells small amount but generates big BIG brain energy! -cs™
  48. Smittmaestro

    The Member Below Me...

    ...always looks good I mean that in a non gay way. Or am I? >_> -cs™
  49. Smittmaestro

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    bff omg -cs™
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    The Member Below Me...

    ...indeed! -cs™
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