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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    Awesome. Nothing like a massive dose of batshit crazy to start off the day!
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    Movies you don't understand how anyone can NOT like.

    There are massive chunks of several plot lines missing entirely from the theatrical version. There is way more character development - the Drew Barrymore (Karen) and Donnie's ****** (Eddie) characters in particular have almost double the screen time. The reveals are brought out much earlier...
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    Bree Olson is one hot cum dumpster!!!

    I really don't think that would be enough to protect you from the zombie cooties infesting what must be by now (and according to those Tweets) the vaginal equivalent of roadkill.
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    What TV shows have you jacked off to?

    News Radio - Lisa, Beth and Catherine wrapped around each other like mating snakes.
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    Does porn make us too shallow?

    I hope it doesn't come across that I thought you were attacking people for porn use. I just have a low tolerance for 'blame' culture. That's not a criticism of you or your post, just where the genesis of my first reply come from. I see porn as nothing but pure fantasy. I have also used it to...
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    Does porn make us too shallow?

    It sounds like you've got a little lost, that's all. You already have the self awareness to recognize you might be blurring the lines. That's the key. The next part of the trick is NOT beating yourself up over what you are noticing about yourself. It happens. It happened. And it may be that...
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    Stormfront, ever heard of it? Been on it?

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3719/is_200607/ai_n16855775/ :hatsoff:
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    Look at you, taking up the mantle of savior. Is that you, Steven Hatfill?
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    Caught with your hand in the cookie jar!

    Yummy. Winged treats!
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    Let me lay it out for you: I wouldn't waste my or the Mods time reporting such an intellectually feeble, insecure and paranoid little ***** as you. What you are looking for is an 'out': you are continually ramping up your rhetoric in the hopes of getting ****** for the purpose of being able to...
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    Bree Olson is one hot cum dumpster!!!

    Is it me, or is there a rather monotonous theme to all that Tweeting? Having read that, I wouldn't fuck her with a dead hobo dick.
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    Woman 'hit on the head with boss's genitals' awarded $95 million in compensation

    It's an obscene amount of money for an obscene act. A $95 million cock slap? Ridiculous. Even with the federal cap, she still gets $45 million. This is a dangerous award. Some creep boss thinks that if he gets caught feeling up the help its going to cost tens of millions, might just start to...
  13. TheOrangeCat

    RIP Würzel off of Moterhead

    Wurzel: the rockin' man's tramp! RIP. Give 'em hell in heaven!
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    Well, I'd have trouble perceiving homophobia as anyone else, wouldn't I? You really seem unduly obsessed about this and its effects on the Board; particularly for someone with such a low level of overall participation. Checking p2p, researching threads, looking at Mod activity ... no issues...
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    Movies you don't understand how ANYONE likes

    There are a LOT of icky movies out there. :cool:
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    Actually, no. It was a prediction, not a threat, based on the increasing tone of homophobia being expressed The vast majority of reports I have made have been for racist or other **** language. I don't use the Mods to settle petty squabbles Good for you. Bravo. Feel free to keep on ranting...
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    Fmnt!

    Cowa Bung-Hole!
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    Movies you don't understand how ANYONE likes

    Brussels Sprouts are icky. :pukey:
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    Felines cannot be trusted.

    He no doubt had committed some grievous offence or breach of feline etiquette, and was rightly and expertly punished for his transgression. I see nothing wrong in this. :D
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    People make me fucking sick

    Mr_Balls calls it again!! :D
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    You also seem rather fixated. Do I detect some unpleasant incident in your past? Your rather strident participation in this thread has pretty much guaranteed its longevity and increased its size by about a third. Had you ignored it, it would have probably faded away in a day or two...
  22. TheOrangeCat

    Obi-juan kenobi

    Kasu ya lee coy rah doe kankee kung, amigo!
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    Felines cannot be trusted.

    You'd be surprised!
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    anybody tried Google+ yet?

    The same way you grow whacky weeds! :D
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    Bree Olson is one hot cum dumpster!!!

    Jism wallet. I can't say that enough.
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    Movies you don't understand how anyone can NOT like.

    Donnie Darko - The Director's Cut (the theater version was unrecognisable junk)
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    I predict the Mods will start wielding the Ban Hammer if the overt and implied homophobia being expressed here doesn't damp down sharpish.
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    Does porn make us too shallow?

    ah-ha as in [/CLOSETHREAD] ??
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    anybody tried Google+ yet?

    Squally is a strange, pixie-like creature who lives under a large toadstool on the edge of an enchanted desert, and spends his time growing electric lettuce and weaving his own pubes into scarves that he sells at the swap-meet. Any more questions? :D
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Former NFL star David 'Deacon' Turner shot dead by police

    Well, it was actually Turner who got fucked in this case.
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    Former NFL star David 'Deacon' Turner shot dead by police

    The guy was black and angry. That = shot immediately, ask questions afterwards. That being said, whacking someone on the back of the head with 48 ounces worth of aluminum encased **** (that's the equivalent of a three pound weight: to give you a comparison, a standard house brick weights five...
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    People make me fucking sick

    have you learnt nothing yet? No good deed goes unpunished.
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    Does porn make us too shallow?

    Uhm no. Porn doesn't 'do' anything. You make a choice about how you conduct yourself, you make the choice over what you watch, how you interpret it, how you use it to interact with others. Blaming porn for your views on women/relationships is like blaming eating fat for making you fat instead...
  34. TheOrangeCat

    Who was the first TV babe you Masturbated to?

    I have no idea, but I can imagine I cracked off a few youthful loads to Daisy Duke thanks to Dukes of Hazzard reruns.
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    :*****::*****::*****::*****::*****:
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    anybody tried Google+ yet?

    So far, so good ..I really like the circles aspect: both the concept and the management function, although every time I use it, it does put me in mind of circle jerking. But I blame FreeOnes for that.
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    In your sweaty, Valium-fulled wet dreams ....
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    I don't think it's as black and white as that, no.
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    its gettin real at whole foods dawg

    Represent. :D
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    Another 20 and still virgin thread

    Not gay at all. No Sir.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    RIP Wurzel. :banger::banger::banger::banger: zmxT5dmDlUM
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    Any stright or bi guys here ever have jerk off sessions with other guys?

    I'm going to regret asking this, but what - exactly - is your definition of a 'homo site' given that my post refers to transexuality primarily, as well as bisexuality and homosexuality, and the OP makes clear he is bi-sexual?
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Ewwwwwwww. Perish, O'Encephalitic One :D
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    Miss Hybrid

    Beautiful Sexy Temptress :D Buttfucked ********* Tart :D
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Sneak ******!!
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    And Canada's Supreme Feline Overlord screams into the WIN position!
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    Miss Hybrid

    Today is the 11th, BST (Befuddled, Sozzled Tart) :D
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    Should I just forget about her?

    I call it the worst brush-off excuse in the history of brush-off excuses. I believe it was Euripides who, in 400BC, first postulated that 'bitches be crazy'. No-one has yet proven the great dramatist wrong. Move on? Not good enough. Run in the opposite direction as fast as your little legs...
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