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  1. gunslingingbird

    Rep points

    No, I think they use Microsoft Internet Exploder over there.
  2. gunslingingbird

    Neon waterfalls.

    That's exactly the reason why I stopped ******** *******. Well, that, and the near-heart ****** symptoms that I'd experience twice a month. You're lucky Andronicus isn't here anymore. Otherwise, he'd be tearing you a new e-asshole. :1orglaugh
  3. gunslingingbird

    :eek: No, I did not know that. She may not have wanted to follow through because of what she'd...

    :eek: No, I did not know that. She may not have wanted to follow through because of what she'd been through before. I'm mostly just on my phone. My laptop sucks, and I have no internet connection at home, so I just use my phone. It takes some getting used to, and it sucks for a lot of things...
  4. gunslingingbird

    Neon waterfalls.

    :joint:
  5. gunslingingbird

    Tales from the Cute Side

    Story
  6. gunslingingbird

    A Canadian Teen Hanged Herself After Everybody At School Saw Pictures Of Her Alleged ****

    This is apparently a trending thing these days. Something very similar happened in the Bay Area. http://news.kron4.com/news/******-of-teen-who-committed-suicide-want-classmates-tried-as-adults/
  7. gunslingingbird

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    You say you're from Canuckistan? What part of Canuckistan are you from?
  8. gunslingingbird

    I take it that's why you stopped frequenting this place. That's great. Belated congratulations...

    I take it that's why you stopped frequenting this place. That's great. Belated congratulations. :hybrid: Mini D pops in here every now and then, and then disappears after a few posts. I must've done something to **** her off because I've tried leaving her visitor messages, sending her PMs, and...
  9. gunslingingbird

    Wife?!? Did you say wife??? Oh, you dog! When did that happen?

    Wife?!? Did you say wife??? Oh, you dog! When did that happen?
  10. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    Why?
  11. gunslingingbird

    I did no such thing! It was up for grabs when I got here. :angels:

    I did no such thing! It was up for grabs when I got here. :angels:
  12. gunslingingbird

    France says bras are bad for you

    Well, as a spokesman for the male members of Freeones, I agree that your chest looks better without clothes, and you should, therefore, stop wearing them altogether. :D
  13. gunslingingbird

    France says bras are bad for you

    That's why I don't wear bras.
  14. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    Yeah, Communist Asian countries seem to have lagers down to a science. Ever try 33 Export from Vietnam? That's some good stuff, right there! It's also the only Vietnamese food I consume.
  15. gunslingingbird

    I blame...

    It's the principle behind it that I'm griping about.
  16. gunslingingbird

    I blame...

    Hey! I resemble that remark! :cussing:
  17. gunslingingbird

    The Philippines?!? :wtf: Fresno not good enough for ya? I don't blame you. I thought about how...

    The Philippines?!? :wtf: Fresno not good enough for ya? I don't blame you. I thought about how shitty that place is about 2 years ago when I was driving to Disneyland and my fuel pump took a **** on I-5. I spent a day and a half at a service station in some shithole called Kettleman City...
  18. gunslingingbird

    Racist or Funny?

    Ooooh! We're telling racist jokes now! Awesome! :jump: When do Mexicans buy car insurance? When the Chinese move into the neighborhood. How do you keep an Italian quiet? Tie his hands down. Why do black people eat white chocolates? So they don't bite their fingers. You know what the shortest...
  19. gunslingingbird

    Are pornstars who post here REALLY THEM?

    It's all just a matter of perception.
  20. gunslingingbird

    Rep points

    Of course she doesn't bathe! She's European (at least she thinks she is)!
  21. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    Is someone talking? Or is that the sound of someone who died because he disrespected one of the bestest dark beers on the planet? :thefinger :drool2: That was one of my favorite things about Texas. I wish I could get that in California. The only Texan **** they import here is Shiner Bock...
  22. gunslingingbird

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    Really? I might be able to pull some strings and get you one. ;) It sure as fuck beats: Like, really, man? You can't come up with something creative to post? That's just fucking annoying. You're on Freeones. That automatically makes you a loser. :thumbsup:
  23. gunslingingbird

    A Canadian Teen Hanged Herself After Everybody At School Saw Pictures Of Her Alleged ****

    I really have no words to express the disgust that I'm feeling right now. How can they say they didn't have sufficient evidence?!? There were fucking pictures, for Christ's teeth! And now they're looking into whether they fucked something up. What a fucking joke. If I were this girl's ****** I...
  24. gunslingingbird

    I blame...

    I voted for all of the above. What was I voting for? :dunno:
  25. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    You are dead to me.
  26. gunslingingbird

    :cookiemonster:

    :cookiemonster:
  27. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    :scream: DIRK!!! :scream: I'm not getting any younger, here...
  28. gunslingingbird

    Tales from the Cute Side

    Looks like one big, happy ******. :) Story
  29. gunslingingbird

    Trivial question ... dead facebook contact

    Not have a facey spacey in the first place. :thumbsup:
  30. gunslingingbird

    Favorite Beers

    Well, as I've stated the last 6 times someone has started this thread, I'm a **** snob, and my tastes change daily. I tend to like darker, thicker brews, like porters, stouts, brown ales, and amber ales, but it really depends on my mood that day. I generally don't like hoppy beers, yet last week...
  31. gunslingingbird

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    Jesus fucking dogshit, READ THE GODDAMNED RULES!!! If you post, you DO NOT, I repeat, YOU DO NOT POST AGAIN IF THERE HAVEN'T BEEN AT LEAST 5 POSTS SINCE YOUR LAST POST!!! Is that really so fucking hard to understand? Fuck!
  32. gunslingingbird

    Are pornstars who post here REALLY THEM?

    No, I'm not! I'm a cam girl from St. Louis with big boobs and a pug named Lola! Anyways, I have to go get medicated before I get on the plane to get me to my next big rave, and my flight leaves in 3 hours, so I gotta go now. :tongue:
  33. gunslingingbird

    :surprise: Holy dogshit!!! You're back!!! How've you been? Everything good in Tweakertown? :wave:

    :surprise: Holy dogshit!!! You're back!!! How've you been? Everything good in Tweakertown? :wave:
  34. gunslingingbird

    A not so serious question

    Do you look up to the skies and see? :sheep:
  35. gunslingingbird

    A not so serious question

    Irish coffee? Mexican coffee? Or am I just thinking of the Swiss guy that works there?
  36. gunslingingbird

    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    Re: Leya Fuckin' Falcon is Back! Who are you again? :tongue: :wave:
  37. gunslingingbird

    Chinese Zodiac

    Kobold
  38. gunslingingbird

    A not so serious question

    :rubbel:
  39. gunslingingbird

    Chinese Zodiac

    Naga
  40. gunslingingbird

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    Hey, you say you're from Midland? You ever been here?
  41. gunslingingbird

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    He can't help it; he's French. :frenchman
  42. gunslingingbird

    Chinese Zodiac

    Manticore :cool:
  43. gunslingingbird

    Chinese Zodiac

    :spanking:
  44. gunslingingbird

    FreeOnes 15 year anniversary T-shirt giveaway

    :drool1: Promise?!? While you're at it, can you get Regina to fart on it as well? I'm sure that counts as an autograph, and there's perverts here who would be willing to pay top dollar for it. :D
  45. gunslingingbird

    How long to adjust driving on opposite side of the road? Eg. from Left hand to right hand

    You do realize you just said that in a zdenka thread, right? No, he just has an unhealthy fixation for big dicks.
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