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  1. Elwood70

    Do You Have A Tattoo?

    That's the reason I didn't get any until I was a certain age. I wanted to wait until I was sure. I was right the first time...the second, not so much. Although, in all fairness, I thought I was just as sure about the second one.
  2. Elwood70

    Do You Have A Tattoo?

    The first one I got is on my left bicep. It's a woman from the boobs up. They're covered in a black top, except the nipples are poking through. :cool: It's grey and black shaded, (I guess "toned" would be the word I'm looking for), except for the eyes (green) and the nipples (red). The best...
  3. Elwood70

    Do You Have A Tattoo?

    No, I have two. One of which will be..dealt with later.
  4. Elwood70

    Do you get turned on by vintage porn?

    'Vintage' goes back a lot further than the 70s.
  5. Elwood70

    Pornstars members of Freeones

    Yes, there' s a shitload of them. In fact, any time you see a username in pink (instead of blue), that's an Official Checked Star Member of the forum. That means they're legit. Official Checked Star Members Granted, some of them post a lot more than others, but there you go. Just of the top...
  6. Elwood70

    What's On The Tube Tonight, Fellas?

    ****, I didn't get to the edit in time. I'm probably going to catch up on some shows I have recorded. Mike Rowe's new show "Someone's Gotta Do It" and some Mythbusters. I may also watch "Sonic Highways" (Dave Grohl's show that was on HBO)
  7. Elwood70

    What's On The Tube Tonight, Fellas?

    Fuck that noise, man. I have a ****** history too, but when it comes to dental work, I'll take my chances. I wanna be knocked the fuck out. Like Keith Richards- in-1972-on-a-bender knocked out. I wanna be so high I find out for sure if there's a God. After my wife left me, I fuckin' tried to...
  8. Elwood70

    Coyotes in NYC.

    Have any roadrunners been spotted?
  9. Elwood70

    Police **** Freddie Gray

    Wrong? You said it, I didn't. It's never going away.
  10. Elwood70

    Do U.S. presidential elections simply come down to who's most likeable?

    Considering the fact that the smokes as pictured were unfiltered, and it was Nixon, the pic was strangely appropriate.
  11. Elwood70

    Is this cop a hero or is he crazy ?

    Cast him in the remake of "Lethal Weapon" in the Martin Riggs role.
  12. Elwood70

    Police **** Freddie Gray

    Well, of course they deny it. Six Cops Suspended in Death of Baltimore Man, Deny Using ***** What we know about the Freddie Gray case I just want to know how the man started off fine, and ended up with an "80 percent severed" goddamn spine. Wow...
  13. Elwood70

    Police **** Freddie Gray

    It's only Maryland...maybe it's the beginning of the "mass ******" you were hoping for..
  14. Elwood70

    Official checked Star Member thread

    Now, this got my attention!! Welcome, Dominica !!
  15. Elwood70

    Coffee-******** bird causes car crash (Parroty)

    I like how they're sure to report that the bird is okay...
  16. Elwood70

    Appearance aside, would you consider a female doctor as your primary physician?

    I had a female doctor as a primary physician once. I actually preferred her, she was very easy to talk to. Also, I had an EEG done once, and the technician bore more than a passing resemblance to Sasha Grey, except for the accent she had. :cool: Needless to say (but I'm saying it anyway) the...
  17. Elwood70

    Another one bites the dust...

    Until we eliminate the "blue wall'; this **** is only going to get worse.
  18. Elwood70

    Oh, I will. I can't fix it single-handedly, so it won't bother me....much. You be sure to do...

    Oh, I will. I can't fix it single-handedly, so it won't bother me....much. You be sure to do the same, okay?
  19. Elwood70

    I do, too - and I think most people agree. We just don't hear about them as much because...

    I do, too - and I think most people agree. We just don't hear about them as much because "getting along" doesn't equal ratings, conflict does.
  20. Elwood70

    It does need to stop, but in my less-than-optimistic moments, I don't think it will. It seems...

    It does need to stop, but in my less-than-optimistic moments, I don't think it will. It seems that too many people want to keep the fires of **** burning. I'm fully convinced that a good percentage of the people in question want nothing less than a full-fledged race-war.
  21. Elwood70

    So long, farwell, see you on the other side!

    Damn, I'm trying to think of something witty and smart-assed to say..I got nuthin'. ****. Anyway, thanks, good luck, and don't fucking forget us, okay? OKAY!?
  22. Elwood70

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Thanks for the wallpapers...:cool:
  23. Elwood70

    If you could interview a pornstar, what would you ask her?

    Did you, in fact, pick the wrong day to give up amphetamines?
  24. Elwood70

    Bob Manfed has reinstated Pete Rose.

    Shoeless Joe does either way...
  25. Elwood70

    Happy Easter

    Well, depending on definitions... https://www.pinterest.com/madamecurly/beautiful-black-albinos/ :D
  26. Elwood70

    Bob Manfed has reinstated Pete Rose.

    Goddammit....
  27. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    xRKGKXL1seE Specifically, "******** of the Grave"... seems appropriate for this Easter weekend. :cool:
  28. Elwood70

    Who was your first porn model?

    First off, I think there's a distinction between Playboy models and porn models. Absolutely no disrespected intended to either one, just an observation/ opinion. That said, my "firsts" were Vicki Lynn Lasseter (2/'81), Marianne Gravatte , (10/ '82) and Cathy St. George (8/ '82). As far as...
  29. Elwood70

    Anal Prolapse

    First result on Google: https://www.google.com/search?q=kingpin+movie+landlady&sa=X&ei=_XIZVaeHMouwggTB-4OIBA&ved=0CBoQvQ4oAA&biw=1598&bih=782
  30. Elwood70

    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Yes, enough time has ******.... . . . . . . . Fuck that noise, man... Told you I wouldn't forget....
  31. Elwood70

    Amanda Knox case

    Amanda Knox ****** conviction overturned by Italian Supreme Court http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/27/europe/amanda-knox/index.html Rome, (CNN)Italy's Supreme Court has overturned the ****** conviction of American Amanda Knox and her former boyfriend in the 2007 slaying of her British roommate, the...
  32. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    4FlxTua4Q_g&list
  33. Elwood70

    Have You Ever Wanted to do the Nasty with your Hairdresser?

    I've wanted to, but never tried. They could never get over their petty-ass jealousy of how much more awesome my hair is compared to theirs. It clouded their judgement.Some of them even said they hated me.
  34. Elwood70

    Be The Czar Of Useless Information

    ..is it supposed to drive my imagination? Contrary to popular "belief" ( Bullshit spread online) a group of baboons is not called a 'Congress', it's called a troop.
  35. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    It was supposed to be just one track, but...
  36. Elwood70

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Done. I need some ideas.... Oh, boy.... :D Sign me up....:cool:
  37. Elwood70

    Last time you were in a bar fight

    Never been in one. I was always the one making sure my ***** didn't get spilled. That would have been a bloodbath.
  38. Elwood70

    How do you want it?

    to be on your own ..with no direction home like a complete unknown..like a rolling stone ..
  39. Elwood70

    Torpedo Tits

    Wait, we can do that? I spent all my credits on pictures of naked girls. ****.
  40. Elwood70

    Why are ******** scenes becoming more mainstream?

    Mine wasn't nearly that bad, I became aware that it was a thing because of this guy: kDfVac6_SIY
  41. Elwood70

    Why are ******** scenes becoming more mainstream?

    ..and there's video of that, too... I'm sure of it.
  42. Elwood70

    Poll: Obama 'worst president' since World War II

    No, I was just going over the top in saying "Hey- I get that reference!".
  43. Elwood70

    Poll: Obama 'worst president' since World War II

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xfire again.
  44. Elwood70

    Fifty shades of Grey

  45. Elwood70

    Andrea Tantaros Is The Hottest Of All Talking Heads

    That's only because no one in this thread realizes that we're on a road to nowhere.....
  46. Elwood70

    Oh fuck, oh yeah, oh SNAP

    Seriously, what the fuck? (Board's acting up again...)
  47. Elwood70

    What Every U.S. State Is Best at

    ...and Baltimoreans can handle their heroin.
  48. Elwood70

    Your favorite movie scenes

    1Z6MJIjCJ20 IIdGxR-aU6o
  49. Elwood70

    CUM here and get to know me

    Oh, wow. Hi....
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