I thought this was going to be a FreeOne's specific ******** game. You know, like every time Zdenka mentions "huge dicks", you take a *****. Or every time Squally pretends not to know who someone famous is. Or every time Roald poops on Anders face.
I don't think I made it that far in any of the older games, but I just hit free agency in NHL12 the other day and got 4 offers from different teams. So at the very least you should be able to get out of Calgary.
I'll take a rain check on watching you masturbate, but it's funny you should bring that up. Squally was just telling me how upset he was that you were leaving before he got a chance to see you cranking down.
Re: "I can't stand when people do things simply for attention." - Jada Stevens (Tweet
Obviously I can't personally speak to her intelligence, but I think it's possible that she was making a bit of a sardonic joke.
I scoured the darkest recesses of the internet and managed to find someone willing to talk. He was an odd fellow, a bit hard to read. He wouldn't say much but I did get this photograph from him, with the words "C.M.O. unit 20993-4454F 'Maurice'" on the back, along with some things written in a...
I asked you what kind of favor you needed and you gave me some ****-addled rant about Squallumz, like you do every other time. I figured if you actually needed something that you'd let me know when you ran out of things to sniff.