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I'm sure he would, but I think he got a little carried away and can't reach it anymore... ... by the way, some Ex-Lax might help work that out for you Roald. :yesyes:

It seems to have cleared up, but it was constantly happening a few hours ago when trying to load any forum page. You'd get that message probably 19 out of 20 times, if not more.

Pro-tip: Don't discuss very personal things, ANY very personal things, with people you don't know very well. Chance are damned good that the girl you just recently met doesn't want to know where you itch, what color your rash is, why your finger smells the way it does, what your ****** did to...

Yes. Very annoying. This is one of the many, many things that makes fuzzy bunny so terribly sad...

The suckiness of this topic makes fuzzy bunny sad...

If it exists as a product (and it does) than obviously someone is into it. No matter what it is, always assume someone, somewhere is into it. I mean, for God's sake... there are people who get off on **** as well as girls gagging and ******, not to mention feet, *************, dressing up in...

Iced tea.

Gratz Miss H! :thumbsup:

See... now I'm wondering you can put someone on your friends list AND ignore list... :dunno:

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Monty Python - Sit On My Face

When making a new post there's a check box at the bottom to make it a poll, and a field for the number of options (up to 25). I believe you enter your polling options after you submit your thread.

You need to think big. Sperm dies outside the human body in under half-an-hour. HOWEVER, sperm can survive in a woman's genital tract for nearly a week! So you'd just have to mail it using a speedy delivery service while it's inside another woman! ... though I'm not going to do that... :nono...

Actually I am a little bit lactose intolerant. Nothing too severe though, just some burping and heartburn, and Lactaid usually takes care of it. :dunno:

Milk bath? Totally do it. Plain water? Sure. Soapy water? I'll pass... :nono: Because lime is a better flavor of Jello...?

I stopped playing Minecraft, so... none. :dunno:

Uh, no. No I do not. :dunno: Nor am I looking to: Collect her toenail clippings. Hide in her bushes (assuming she has bushes). Buy her bushes, assuming she doesn't have any (so I can hide in them). Propose marriage to her over the Internet, never having met her. Mail her my sperm in hopes that...

Counting is for the French. :tongue:

Sure, if you're a commie... and a philistine. Any proper gentlemen would say "mathematics"... which is probably why I say math. :tongue:

She ain't my girl, I just likes her ;). And I didn't actually know how long offhand, it's just really easy to figure out. Her birthday is right next to mine, so it's simple to remember. At that point it's all just math (which I wouldn't do, because fuck math... but I do have a handy link to a...

That's okay, he's also naive and only really fooling himself. Privatized care is 100 times better? Ha! :1orglaugh Healthcare isn't something that can handled effectively like a business because the consumer can't effectively "shop around". You can't do it at all in emergencies, and even when...

Huh, two choices more than I need... :dunno:

Coffee, vanilla, Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men.

Oh God no! Don't be me. You don't want to be me... :nono: Besides which, I worry a lot. :dunno:

I know the answer to this! 321 days! :D

I shall vote for Maggie Green. :yesyes:

You mean power bottom? Pretty sure that's not new for Roald...

Blame Robert Longo. The director is a sculptor and painter by trade. He'd directed one odd short film, two music videos, and one episode of Tales from the Crypt beforehand, and has directed nothing since. Why anyone figured they should hand him control of a feature film with a quarter of a...

I'm still amazed no one's done a Neuromancer film... :(

Har... ... oh. :o Yeah, her. :D

I don't think you're aware of the situation. She told a black woman, who was concerned about racist remarks from the friends of her white husband, that if she was concerned about racist remarks that she shouldn't marry out of her race... then went on to say the word eleven times (in a rather...

Washington Retards? Little on-the-nose, isn't it? Oh wait, you probably didn't use "R-Word" the way Sarah Palin uses "R-Word", huh? I find it interesting that she defends people who toss out the N-Word with talk of free speech (even when it doesn't apply), but that she flies off the handle when...

Not enough cyberpunk in the world...

If this is going to be your new motto you're REALLY going to have to shut the fuck up about democrats, socialists, Obama, pro-choice, *** control among a host of other things and people. You should agree to disagree then, since bitching about those things is pretty much all you do, stop about...

Really? I thought you would have argued that UFOs are secretly Obama, heading around at night like Santa to deliver welfare and healthcare to all the good little boys and girls who are ******* aliens in order to make America into a Socialist distopia. And of course occasionally some ********...

If you can't find a ball gag, all you need is a sock and some duct tape to make a workable substitute. Man, is there any problem duct tape can't fix? :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep. :thumbsup:

Patriotism is merely a love of one's own country. It doesn't require that anyone adhere to your particular extremist, partisan beliefs. That is "zealotry" not "patriotism". They aren't synonyms. I realize that you're French, so English isn't your first language, but kindly don't make such a...

:wave: Just to make sure you're aware, you're in the running for OCSMotW. :)

Thou hast been nom'ed for OCSMotW m'lady! Just so's you know... :) (Also, your taint ripped? Ouch. :() :1orglaugh

Pretty sure she was talking about you. And I'm definitely crazy.

Yup. http://c-spanvideo.org/clip/4468570

If that's doable I could toss Maggie Green in the mix and bring us to four! :)

Wait... so if repeating what you said verbatim is "trolling and harassment" than what on God's green Earth is wishing crime and death on innocent people, like you did Worm? How many orders of magnitude worse is what you did, and what does that make you?

I'm not trolling nor harassing. I'm quoting you verbatim. If you didn't want it out there, maybe you shouldn't have said it. Maybe you should admit you were wrong and apologize. And no, I will not stop. And you said that Democrats aren't for the people. I think it's rather important to realize...

Really? Are they for ********* the people if something happens politically they don't agree with...? Or are they completely and totally unlike you in that respect... Now, since I provided the complete context there, and it readily links to your post, you want to lie some more about stuff being...

Starbucks vanilla frappuccino.

Not a "Brony" topic? Huh.

Thanks for the rep. :thumbsup: Some simple mistakes are just too juicy to pass up... :D

Hmm... I'll nom Lucy. :yesyes: