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What about orange-bearded guys with long hair?

Aaaaaannnd she plays guitar. Seriously, are you a real person, or someone my subconscious made up during a **** I didn't know I was in?

Tell you what, you grab your harp, I'll grab my guitar, and we'll start a blues-metal band a la Clutch.

360 is the console that I've really put my time in on, though I have many fond memories of my N64 and GameCube. My favorite series is probably Gears Of War (can't wait for judgement), and my favorite all time game is probably Ocarina of time.

Yup, this was a stupid idea. You can't ***** people to not be fat, no matter how bad it is for them.

Damn right. Why do people want to do the empty things that have ****** them by when they can always pick up something awesome and fulfilling?

Why would you want to be in annoying "girl group"? Grab a guitar and learn to shred - you're never to old for that.

Iron Sky... Campy and quirky, I'd give it a 3.5/5

Amen to that. Don't forget Gracie glam, Liza del Sierra, Jessie Rogers and Alexis Texas.

Re: Who made you cum today? Gracie Glam and Jynx Maze from "Battle of the Asses".... Wow.

I'd attend a couple satanic black metal shows in Norway, then slide across the border and catch a few Eliteserien games.

Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlette's Pirate Booty

A peeing video isn't really something I'm particularly interested in, but I don't think it would be going too far or anything. I don't find it particularly gross or anything, but I don't find it particularly hot either. I know you don't do B/G, but something like the teases elegant angel does in...

Just noticed one of her tattoos over @ the EA blog. Gotta be a Nekromantix tribute - fucking awesome

I used to think that nothing could be worse than that terrible show...

Re: So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kin You are clearly beyond help. You are becoming what you ****. You just run around making racial generalizations in an effort to bring racial generalizations to light. Here's how it works: there two types of...

I'd have to have seen Type O Negative before Peter kicked it :(

Who do you serve? SARUMAN! Seriously, though. Have the pictures in this thread look like they're just rolling around in butterscotch diarrhea

Seriously not trying to be a douche here, I just noticed you're somewhat new and replied 4 times to 4 posts in about 5 minutes. See that little thing next to "reply with quote" that looks like this: "+ ? Thats the multi-quote thing. Just click it on all the posts you want to quote and then hit...

Jackie Chan will forever be my favorite, but he mostly does "****** friendly" flicks now, so right now I'd say Jason Statham (I prefer his more Euro-style movies), Clive Owen or Daniel Craig.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Sarah Vandella, Dani Daniels, Holly Michaels, Elle Alexandra, Alana Croft, Tori Black, Bailey Blue, Akira Raine, Veruca James and Allie Haze all look fine without makeup. Some even look better.

Gears 3

^Fallout 3 for $5 might be the greatest value-for-money transaction in history. By the end of this sale, I'd bought: DiRT 2 TC's H.A.W.X. RE: Code Veronica X Kane and Lynch: Dead Men Dead Island May Payne 3 Thanks microsoft, that was epic.

Max Payne 3. Fucking awesome game that I couldn't afford when it released last year, but I was able to snag it for $15 during microsoft's epic sale last week.

I'm intrigued, but I want more info before I get excited by the film. The other news here is awesome. John Oliver is fucking hilarious both on TDS and in his stand-up work.

RE4 is #1 for me, and one of my top 3 games all time. I just bought Code Veronica (never played a pre-RE4 RE game).... how in the fuck are you supposed to control this bitch?

Already picked up DiRT 2, TC's H.A.W.X., Kane & Lynch and RE: Code Veronica during this sale. I love full games for dirt cheap just because they're old.

DiRT 2

Exactly. Maine cops are usually good and reasonable, and this guy was too. This was obviously some *** trying to get in trouble so he could make fuss and put a video on the internet. Why would you walk down the street in the biggest city in the state with a *** and a camera at the ready if you...

Honestly, why the fuck don't they just put nashville in the southeast and colorado in the central and call it good? I'm all for seeing Detroit 6 times a year, but I don't get why they have to shake up the whole damn system just because one team moved.

That's my point exactly. You would assume that they would want to start trouble with you because they're not white, and you're ignorant. You believe they're more likely to start "beef" with you. Not a problem for you on the internet though, when you can use them to try to illustrate a point...

You had your chance, Will. You had nothing to say until Bob and revidffum (who's name I just figured out) showed up with actual arguments for you to piggyback on. You are a mindless imbecile who can't keep his foot out of his own mouth. That's not really what I was trying to get across with...

Didn't you just say they were numbered? Seriously, this was a bad joke, but nobody should really care, and no one really does other than people that need to be upset about something. The Onion's days are not numbered, and this proves it, because they are still succeeding at what they aim to do...

Fucking beautiful

Nekromantix - "Haunted Cat-House"

Myst

Once again, you're still living in 1776. The idea of a couple hundred people with guns forming a militia and fighting off foreign or domestic armies is flat out foolish. You loose that battle every time. If its a question of "dying on your feet", as so many pro-*** conservatives seem to like to...

Do you honestly think that your sudden trend of videos featuring black people supporting your viewpoint is going to sway anybody here? I'm pretty sure you'd cross the street and start walking faster if you saw any of those people in public.

Men will die Men will burn No mercy the hellfire Baptized in flames From black womb evil is born taking lives from conception Born of death ****** slain Taking hold of evil's reins Evil one now arise As the witch has prophesized

Skeletonwitch - "Vengeance Will Be Mine"

Plants vs Zombies

Danielle Sharp

Re: Who made you cum today? Jasmine Rouge

No, you don't, but according to the constitution, you need to be in one for the right to keep and bear arms to apply (if we're interpreting it literally, which you love to do). Honestly, you know that you have no argument here. You just keep backpedaling with childish smilies and cutely...

I know how to read, and it says "well regulated militia". Then I read the post where you said you weren't in any militia. Honestly, how does someone as stupid as you remember to breathe?

rosie

So, a hypothetical person who supports the second amendment got so butt-hurt over the hypothetical people he agrees on most issues not directly supporting the 2nd that he decided to abandon his morals and write out his woe-is-me sob story? I know you didn't write this, Sam, but honestly, are we...

You are an idiot who can't have an argument without shooting himself in the foot, another reason you shouldn't have guns. Truth be told, I don't give a **** about the militia line, I just wanna know why Will claims to live by the constitution down to the last word, but thinks he gets to pick...