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Actually I wasn't going to nom her this week. Not because I don't want to (obviously) but because I nom'ed her last week and I try not to double up. It seems crass, and removes the chance for other people to nom her, and I think everyone should get the chance to show their appreciation to...

Hey, if I could manage more than an MS Paint stick figure I'd have flooded the topic with potential banners until the sheer number pretty much guaranteed me a win, but sadly my digital art skills suck butt.

You know, I just realized that since it's anal it works on two levels. That's witty as fuck. :thumbsup:

Always happy to help (no pun intended). Also, you should be Eastern Standard Time (EST, GMT -5 hours). <- See? Helping! :D

I believe it's called: "The First Step to Becoming Single"

Heads up: Not sure if you want to count it since it's in the wrong spot (but knowing you and how nice you are, you probably will), but "overland69" made a guess for your contest, but mistakenly put it in your Official Thread instead of your contest thread. His guess is here. It's 8,500.

I think you wanted this thread.

It's good to know the potentially impending nuptials are based on something real and meaningful.

No. This wonderful winter we're having here has knocked out my power for extended periods, and that means stuff like no furnace, no stove, no kettle... no warmth except what you can manage by bundling under blankets. I like Spring and Fall. Light jacket weather all the way. Mind you, I used...

Scotch.

T'is true (if dated and short-lived).

I didn't do it myself, but I doubt the correct answer is 150. So no.

If you have the sets downloaded to your HDD just copy/paste the contents of all of the directories into a single directory. Open that directory. At the bottom of the window it will say "Y items" where Y is the number of pictures in all of the sets. No math required.

Methinks you skipped a few words...

Re: New Smilies You're just jealous because, like, 90+% of them are done in my image... :) (see!)

Well, pretty sure at this point everyone knows my top one, and she actually qualifies as my whole top three (and significantly more than three actually) so... yeah, just posting to confirm. :thumbsup:

Finish what I've started. (though not really a resolution, just a goal)

Hell yeah! :D Sorry I didn't mean to touch on such a... sensitive issue... :(

Fuck this ****... I'm surgically having another dick implanted. Hey, uh... Stiffy? You're not using yours, are you? Wanna help a ******* out? :D

Nah, it's generally the more effeminate ones that are drawn to wom... wait, we're not talking about the same kind of bear, are we?

Actually... yes. There was some news about this not too long ago. Uterus didelphys is the condition that involves multiples of female sex organs. I don't believe it always includes vaginas, but sometimes it does. So there's actually several women running around out there with it.

Wait, so he's got THAT going for him TOO!? Seriously, fuck that guy! He's probably here you know, and his rep is all shiny and green... :(

So this guy can manage to DP a girl all on his own? Man... some guys have all the luck. Fuck my life. :(

Re: New Smilies That one is pretty neat...

Probably. I think maybe Petra just wants another set of balls. I mean, sure she has Anders' but they're kinda small... :dunno: :D

So report it. If you believe I'm biased and power mad than it's worth reporting. A misbehaving moderator is no small thing. If my actions aren't just then send word down the line so Petra, Anders and the moderator squad can hold me accountable if they believe that's warranted. I have no problem...

:) Thanks. That means a surprising amount right now. Today I have been very much not enjoying this position.

No. I think you didn't read what I posted. It's available in a post from Petra which moderators are expected to read, it's just not something in a public area. As I said, if you'd like I could ask Petra to put it clearly in the rules (as in, the ones available for public consumption, as...

No I couldn't. If I go around and start editing posts everywhere without consent or just cause Petra would clip my balls off. :(

To the best of my knowledge it's not explicitly spelled out anywhere for public consumption, I could look into this further if you'd like, or ask Petra to put it clearly in the rules, though really, it's something that shouldn't have to be stated. The rules can't possibly cover every single...

You know... I could edit that back... :D ;)

*looks at topic* *looks at topic creator* Dino Velvet, huh? This is some kind of euphemism for Latina prostitutes, isn't it?

Wrong name dude.

I don't keep count or anything but, uh... an ex-girlfriend and Harley Spencer, like, a lot. Wait, does actual sex count? If not than just a lot of Harley Spencer. Hey, I know what I like and stick with it :dunno:.

See, now you're just ******* our friendship. That said... :D

:( That sucks.

Noms are over, we're voting now. And she is nom'ed. Contenders include... ... so, you can vote for her or any of the other fine ladies in said list now. :)

Fuck yeah! \o/ :lick: Got yer back! Because I'm all cool like that! :thumbsup: Also, obviously I shall vote for Harley, because... :lick: (Hey, does my vote count for more because of that superawesome edit I did? :D)

I was mentioned! Yay! \o/ :D And Happy New Year to everyone!

That sucks in a lot of ways. By using as an alibi he kinda stuck you in the middle of it, putting you in a shitty position.

Harley Sp... wait, are we nom'ing yet? :confused:

You're just saying that because you think I might ban you if you disagree with me. Though I won't. Apparently according to Petra that's not a bannable offense. I was shocked and disturbed when I found that out. :bawling:

You know, if you're gonna make that joke I'm gonna have to point out... Harley Spencer Posts Per Day: 4.44 Vanilla Bear Posts Per Day: 23.70

Doesn't seem moot at all to me. Ultimately if someone is looking to support those who support the board, I think this is a valuable tool for who to vote for come Miss FreeOnes. Hopefully you or someone else will bump this and make it quite clear who's been putting the time and effort in when...

If I accidentally found out the real name of someone in the industry? Well, if I don't know them and have no contact with them I'd probably forget about it (though more likely I doubt I'd even recognize them). If it were someone I know from on here it would be different. First I'd tell them...

Wrong list... or is it! :suspicious: Just sayin'... don't be surprised if a few "bears" start calling you up at 3am looking to cuddle. :dunno:

Thank you for pointing that out. Now I shall self-:facepalm: and it's all your fault. And now I shall add you to "The List" for making me do that. :D

Wait, there's an application form!? I just sent a picture of my junk to Anders and was in. I didn't have to fill out squat. Probably good I didn't have to fill anything out. Little known fact: I'm entirely illiterate. It's true, I'm just sitting here randomly banging on the keyboard. If...

What would your life be like without it? Well, it'd have less Happy in it. So it'd probably be less, you know... weird. :D It would also be nice if people remember this come Miss FreeOnes. We have some industry people sporting the OCSM pink who show up out of the blue when voting is on, who...

It does seem to be heading in a certain direction, doesn't it? And this isn't the type of topic that a lot of people take lightly. Technically it specifically means to be polite and on your best behavior. It's either... a suggestion to mind your Pleases and thank-Qs or a suggestions that you...