Search results

  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Monorail Cat................

    haz reeseivd n upgraayyd.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    This begs to be explained.

    :facepalm:
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Don't mess with L3ggy's fridge.

    Evar!
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Possibly the worst photobomb in history.

    Evar!:facepalm:
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    They're safe riders.

    :nanner:
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    My first wish.............

    is to see them tittays! Now about the other two............
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Merry X-mas!!!

    If this doesn't put you in the holiday spirit, nothing will. Mmmmmmmmm, Bukkacookies.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rest in peace Bob Feller "The Heater from Van Meter."

    My hometown is about 20 miles from his hometown and it's the location of the Bob Feller Museum. I've never visited it but I always admired his accomplishments and that he gave up three and a half years of his career to fight in the Second World War. Not too many guys would do that nowadays...
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meanwhile, in England.

    :nanner:
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lost Cat.

    :facepalm:
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    When men were men.

    That is one strong pennis.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    This happened to me once..............

    when I joined the Martian resistance and got jettisoned out of a reactor room onto the surface of the planet.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Finally Orange Cat and ~whimsy~ meet.

    and take the gayest X-mas photo ever.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Merry X-mas from Orange Cat.

    For a guy who references Greek mythology to debunk 911 myths he looks kinda stoopid while wearing that hat.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Secret handshake.

    Next time you meet a Baptist minister do a homo check.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Big Ten divisions: Leaders and Legends

    Does this sound stupid to anyone else? Also, if you look at the divisions several of the natural rivalries from neighboring states are broken up. For example, my Alma mater, The University of Iowa, is in the same division with Michigan and Michigan State but not Illinois and Wisconsin, which...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    I thought props weren't allowed in charades.

    Guess I was wrong.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    That mole on her face isn't too noticeable.

    But she's got a really nice smile and...................baby dick in the background.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stuff Black People ****:

    http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/ I came across this gem of a blog after looking for some really hateful pictures to post in my new favorite thread. The thread I'm referring to has nothing to do with black people and this blogger's opinions match my views on topics as diverse as stupid names...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Will Ferrell......................

    just saw Madonna naked.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wait for it.............

    wait for it...............wait for it. Yeah, I'm more interested in learning why they had their wedding reception in the middle of a cussing road. VF9bQrHbSqM
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    You only have to tell me once.

    Probably wouldn't even need to tell me once.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Buy American

    Or you'll wind up with **** like this.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    He shouldn't have done that last upside down margarita.

    I love how the realization hasn't set in with the other three yet.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    I admit I went to the link.

    Mufucka should be ashamed for messing with someone's Grandma.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    You're fuckin' A right I did it.

    And I'd do it again, bitches!
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    A secret message from L3ggy

    Sssssshhhhhhhhhhh!
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Upside down margaritas for everyone.

    With a ***** cigar kicker.:eeew:
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Just in time for X-mas!

    :flame:
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Banksy goodness.

    Though I **** graffiti I have to admit this is pretty cool.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Damn! Briscoe's sidekick.......

    is one cold Mufucka.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Even the best of us.................

    will do dumb things when *****.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    This picture.............

    makes me wanna listen to that "Duck face" song on fugly.com again.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

    dMALbjYnNNQ :elaugh:
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    TurBaconEpic

    Now it's time to chow down. Might I suggest a quail inside a Cornish hen inside a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside a pig. Not safe for Bulimics. 7Xc5wIpUenQ
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    J.K. Rowling's Deleted Harry Potter Character

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1805570
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Random TSA Hilarity.

    A few bumper stickers.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    So I moved into my new apartment.................

    I should have hired professionals. INsQl1VAzdM
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    After a long day at war she likes a cold one.

    Honestly, how could she not see how that would turn out?
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Stan's favorite titty bar.

    I've never seen silicone udders. How do they feel, Stan?
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Know your dog breeds

    :cthulhu::1orglaugh:cthulhu: The Labs you'll find in Missouri.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-book-insults-just-ufc/ I've always been pretty straight forward with my view on UFC. It's one step away from gay porn. They spend so much time on the mat in the missionary position, dry humping each other. If I'm ever unlucky enough to be in a sports bar where...
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cthulhu Song (this is for petra)

    :cthulhu::cthulhu::cthulhu: URfFd1yjkPg om2dsXbeVo4
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    To much Halloween candy or he just saw Madonna naked.

    It's the only explanation I could come up with.:eeew: Nice butt cleavage bonus.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    For all the LOLCat lovers.

    They're cats, not people. Stop anthropomorphizing them.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Worst name tag evar

    unless you're a dog, then it's A-OK!
Top