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I got pathetically ***** last night, but that's because my bartender loves me.

The power of the cosmos is infinite. We have absolutely no idea what kind of phenomena might be out there, somewhere, in this universe. A man with a beard that hates humanity is probably not that phenomenon.

I picked the name pete rose in haste. Worf is essential.

I use rocks to warsh my clothes.

I honestly can't tell whether or not you actually believe this. You're blurring the lines, man.

God (standard issue Christian God to be exact), is merely a thought at this point. The wide expanse of the universe is ungodly (no pun intended) larger than a thought. I'm not even particularly anti-religion/Christianity. Who knew!?

Then why is he such a petulant God? God is a speck in the scope of the universe.

You seem happy about people not reaching their pinnacles. Weird (and slightly sociopathic).

I liked when that movie was called Night of the Living Dead.

with an ****** wait..

I'm telling you, everything bad happens in Florida. Bomb it.

because fuck being happy right

No, because it's old dumb.

I'd probably go gay for Duchovny. He's just a charming gentleman.

Is it just me or is couples figure skating really embarrassing to watch?

it bit the hand that fed it (and then some!)

Why would you even follow it if they make it official? Or get mad about it for that matter.

Do you honestly think Track is a good name at all?

I know this site is dedicated to masturbation, but this is ridiculous.

How petty do you feel right now? also track is still a stupid god awful name

Who in the fuck names their ***** Track? That is a stupid name picked by a stupid person.

Still, you shouldn't get a fucking medal for doing what everybody has to do.

I remember watching a scene with Gianna where she was fingering herself pretty furiously. After all was said and done, out comes ****** fingers. She wasn't on her period, she straight up cut herself. I cringe every time I think about it.

Nothing is real outside our own perception, maaaaan. You seem to be a big perpetrator on the subject, explain yourself.

I'm not exactly sure what a frader is.

Know the power of the Metric System!

damn ive been had why must you best me all the time

We're all dead in 2012 anyhow. I'm going to high five the motherfucking **** out of the Apocalypse.

So you get your jollies that way? Weird. Somehow me having Worf as my avatar, making benign typing errors, and naming myself pete rose lessens the legitimacy of what I'm saying. Are you in the 3rd grade?

Can we not squabble and actually talk about why any of you feel the need to bicker about horseshit politics? WE MUST DISSECT.

I'm sure it's been brought up before, but why haven't you guys ever considered how ridiculous are? Seriously, nobody is changing anybody's mind. None of that has apparently sunk in. Back to the whippings, boys. Thank you, sir, may I have another I'm going to refrain from saying anything since...

Do you guys make these threads deliberately to **** each other off? What is up with the sadomasochism? Here's a condensed version of what goes on in these threads... LIB: NO NEOCON: NO LIB: NO NEOCON: NO and on, and on, and on...

Damn, that's crazy. I'm a fan of Never Not Funny.

Definitely a smoke. I usually have one after anything fulfilling.

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Paul Allen: They're OK. Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp...

Jill Kelly, always and forever.

New Balance has got to be the most comfortable shoe ever.

I want his shirt. "I Am A Motherfucker"

Luckily I've only experienced the random and awesome.

so has terrorism been thrwarted yet

There's always something fun to do when you're on MUNI.

Probably jerk off as planned.

Re: Jennifer Tilly... I've lusted over Jennifer Tilly for years. YEARS.

Police overstepping their bounds in the name of protecting and serving! News at 11!

yes take that oh lordy yes take that

Re: '****** Guy' Voice Actor (Woman w/ Down Syndrome) Says Palin Lacks Sense of Humor Nobody's sense of humor is more respectable than the next. Humor is subjective. Palin really needs to just fade into obscurity.

Re: Christina Aguilera And Her Cameltoe I just want to bite it.

Call the ambalamps

oh man, i have a serious boner for dillan lauren

Out of control 6 year old! She was going to ****** me!