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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who observe.

Today's Special

Warm Front

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34932499/snyders-hire-bank-america-securities-explore-commanders-sale Washington may be up for sale.

Beach Outpost

Winter Bliss

I find I am comforted when a medication I am prescribed lists diarrhea as one of the side effects because that tells me it is a real ****. I think diarrhea is a good line of demarcation between a serious **** versus something that isn't doing all that much. If a **** only causes side effects...

Nubile Glow

Everything you eat has been in the mail.

A Plague Tale: Requiem

The fire sale is on. I hope CMC is successful out west. Additional draft capital for the incoming coaching staff next year.

This should be pretty easy. I just can't remember her name.

I would like to formally change my vote to Beach Goddess. It's been bothering me.

Snorkeler's Passion

Work of Art

Was at work all day. This is the right call. He should have been let go after last season and the disaster that was Sam Darnold. Better late than never. He can't hurt us anymore.

Tropical Heat

Well, it has been roughly a month since the start of the season. Philly and Miami are the early surprise teams. Carolina is a dumpster fire that has been sprayed with AIDS.

Sexy Seltin

Chaise Lounger

Yogurt is unicorn semen.

A Plague Tale: Requiem (October 18th, 2022) Senua's Saga: Hellblade II (Release date unknown) Also looking forward to the new God of War but plan to hold off until I have a PS5 (who knows when that will be).

Homosexuals steal bicycles as a means of controlling the price of whale oil in 19th century France.

My Jenna Jameson pez dispenser no longer works. This is a sad day.

Daring Debutante

Being able to cause drowsiness would be a cool superpower.

Beach Stroll

Google image search indicates that it is Joey Fisher. https://onlyfans.com/joeyfisher

Rub-A-Dub Scrub

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-tried-to-use-state-poverty-fund-to-heat-buckingham-palace-2088179.html?amp

Guess that answers that.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886 Queen Elizabeth II has died.

It has been 207 days since a meaningful NFL football game was played. Today, the long, national nightmare known as the "Offseason" comes to an end. NFL football is back.

I am also in Raleigh (technically Morrisville but close enough) though I am not female. Anyway, hope it works out for you.

Handwritten

4 days until the return of NFL Football so today we honor Brett Favre, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, Green Bay Packers, New York Jets and Minnesota Vikings. Super Bowl champion (XXXI) 3× NFL Most Valuable Player (1995–1997) NFL Offensive Player of the Year (1995) 3× First-team All-Pro...

It is not possible to be successful in today's NFL without high quality quarterback play and the money is reflecting that. Wilson vs. Patrick Mahomes twice a year will be fun. We are a week away, folks.

Majestic Mood

To spice up your next ****** gathering, do the following: When there is a sufficiently large group of people in one room watching television, walk in nude and stand in front of the TV. Hold your arms out horizontally so that you form a "T" and begin spinning in place. After building up some...

Under the Arch

16 days until the return of NFL Football so today we honor Joe Montana, quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. 4× Super Bowl champion (XVI, XIX, XXIII, XXIV) 3× Super Bowl MVP (XVI, XIX, XXIV) 2× NFL Most Valuable Player (1989, 1990) NFL Offensive Player of the Year...

Under the Arch

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