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Nothing gets my juices flowing like a rock hard cock plowing my ass. Maybe you'd like to sow some "seed"? - - - Updated - - - Nothing gets my juices flowing like a rock hard cock plowing my ass. Maybe you'd like to sow some "seed"?

That's right, I'm legit now! I'm getting a gold clock to hand around my cock! You want some of my Flava Flav?

This year I'm going to catch Santa and show him what a bad girl I've been. Maybe you can stuff my stocking next?

Zod is defenseless before the might of the aliens' massive "head". What shall our intrepid heroine do now?

Ugh, I need to score soon or I'll be in Love. http://******/vxaxr Where's a ball boy when you need one?

Help! Some big, strong men broke into my place and took advantage of little me. Now who's cumming to my rescue?

Do you boys know how hard it is to fit a throbbing cock into workout shorts? Maybe I can get of you to "spot" me.

Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling "pole arms"? - - - Updated - - - Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling "pole arms"?

Admit it, I'd have made such a better Peg Bundy. But that's not air my "head" is full of.

Hands up, pants down! I learned this little trick from Captain Kirk. You ever heard of a Vulcan cock meld?

It's all about the cosmic love and stuff. How about you show some love all along MY watchtower?

Look at me getting a talking to for acting like a slut. What do YOU do with naughty tranny sluts?

It's my patriotic duty to stroke this star spangled banner until I see fireworks. You want some of my apple pie?

Yarrr! I be the dread pirate wendy and I'm here to skuttle yer booty with me long ***. Who be walkin' me plank?

Who's my good little tranny cocksucker? You are! Yes you are! Now do I need to get the peanutbutter?

For all you fine connoisseurs of tush out there... does this butt make my pants look small?

Little known fact, wardrobes are not the only way to Narnia. Who’s up for an adventure?

Look, me in "virginal" white. Told you all I was a good girl. Now, who's going to give me my first kiss?

It's hard work keeping the title of world's best handjob. Anyone want to shake my weight?

All you boys think I'm just some easy little tart huh? Well you can go sit on this and spin for all I care!

the S.S. Penetrator, to go where no tranny has gone before. Who wants my photon torpedo in their jefferies tube?

Now remember boys, when working with wood you have to know where your helmet is. Safety first right?

I don't just have junk in my trunk, it's also on top of my trunk. Maybe you can give it a good spring cleaning?

Ruba dub dub, I've got something you can scrub. Why don't you give this tranny ass a good cleaning out?

If I could rearrange the alphebet I'd put U and I in B-E-D. What, do you need an engraved invitation?

Do you like cock? Do you like cock in a sock? Do you like cock in a frock? Do you like cock that fucks like a clock?

Chocolate covered trannies make the best perfect gift. How did you think they put the nut in nutella?

I took his seeds, now the little bitch can take mine. Anyone want to see how I blow out candles?

Everyone always said I was a cunning linguist. Practice makes perfect. Want to practice our french(ing)?

cherries I've been staring at my asshole and trying to come up with something witty to say. Any suggestions?

You want to do WHAT to innocent little me? I'll have you all know I'm a proper lady!

Geek PIC: Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you access to my hard disk I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Curling up with a book PIC: The only thing better than a book about naughty adventures is to have one. How about we write our own story.

PIC: Why is it boys always tug your hair when they like you? I've got something a lot more fun for you to tug on.

Hard Steel PIC: When I go to the beach it's not for the waves. I'm surfing for a cute ass to ride my board. Want to wipe out?

Virtual Valentine PIC: My #cock gets all needy without some guy to give a girl a little "relief". Maybe you could lend a gal a hand?

Curled Up With A Good Book This little shemale librarian is looking to catalog her cock in an ass. Want to make a deposit?

I, For One, Welcome Our New ***** Overlords PIC: This tranny just got ******** and is up for some probing Do you want a shot at this intergalactic ass?

White as the Driven Ho PIC: Better put on a hard hat and tie a safety rope if you're going spelunking Ready to go cave diving?

A Quiet Night Not Watching the Movie PIC: The plumber told me he had to snake my pipe... little did I know. Maybe you can check my leaky "faucet" next?

***** Issues PIC: I hope you're hungry because I made you a tube steak for dinner. Want some "special sauce" on that?

Scrable PIC: S,O,D,O,M,I,Z Dammit, where's an "E" when you need it? I bet you could U and I would go well together.

Baby Oil PIC: I've been working on my yoga for my fans. Just wait until I can turn into a shemale pretzel for you all.

Geek PIC: Well, don't leave me waiting boys. This grade A tranny ass is getting cold. Why not warm it up a bit?

Tranny Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy PIC: Hah! They keep trying to steal my thoughts but this isn't the head I do my thinking with! Want to see the other hat?

Grinding With You (aka Coffee Porn) PIC: Shemales make the best baristas. We always know if you want one pump or two. Would you like cream with that?

It's Been a Hard Day's Night and I've Been Working Like a Dog PIC: This is what my big mouth got me. Turns out it was ME who was the bitch. Want to do some obedience training?

I Touch Myself PIC: Come with me big boy and let me show you my "big girl". Now, which of us will be walking funny in the morning?

Movie Night PIC: It's movie night and I'm churning up some extra special butter for you. You like your popcorn extra salty right?

Scarlett PIC: I hope you're a tree hugger because I've got some wood here. Be a good boy and let this tranny plant her seed.