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Maybe someday you'll get lucky and that will change :glugglug::thefinger (cough)(cough) Dude, that's sweet! (cough)(cough)

After I bust...I drench my wang in Crisco and light it on ~fire~...than I use my wang as a :flame:flamethrower:flame: and extinguish her cooch.... :thumbsup: works every time....

Hmm. This sounds like info I need to make note of. Ya never know...;):D

I submit Carrie Ann Moss :bowdown: 69HZKRxL_gY NPtk7mweahY

Better hope nobody knows who he is or no US Soccer fan/Sam's Army can read... My taiwanese hookup sent me a Clint Dempsey jersey spelled KlinT Dampzeh :rolleyes:

^ THose things called condoms usually help with STDs. Do I need to wrap my steak in a condom before I eat it? :dunno:

Here's a q.. roronoa3000...wtf? Here's another q. Why?

grrrrrrrr

^ We'll remember that when you catch E Coli :wave2: Do you know how many meat recalls there have been in the U.S. in the last 5 years? Do you know that the FDA is powerless to initiate a Tainted Meat recall?

If Meester got on a train in New York heading West, traveling at 200mph, and his butt cheeks got on a train in LA heading East, traveling at 400mph, where would the trains crash into each other in a fireball wreck?

^ Oh, my...Mzter Fahzeeshus, you have zee peeenis envy too!

"Zee #9 iz vely intlisting Mz Spexy. You appear to have vhat I call peenis envy..." :tongue:;)

^ Yeah, I self-edited #6 into oblivion.....hey, nobody's perfect :o

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang Where is the best place to get laid in Miami? Where is the most romantic place to take a chickita? Which Miami ********* would you do the "forbidden dance" with?

:thefinger The ask me threads are delicious :thefinger

The last time I went on KimoraKlein.com you had a pretty hot little promo of you and (I forgot his name) in a scene in a kitchen. The promo was pretty :flame: Are you gonna work up a new promo for the new stuff ? ;)

Sawyer would approve of this thread. http://girlpr0n.com/images/sawyer1.jpg

Now, see THIS photo has my internal BUZZER buzzing...these could all be men in disguise. I need to do them all :love-smi: to make sure :angels::D Exactly. Now we see the never-ending conflict between:yesyes: and :cry: that Boothy generates...

Boothy posted a link to a tradeshow photo of her at a gaming tradeshow and she posted (or someone posted) an interview of her (in Dutch) at some bar or something where she was up for an award (Hottest Booth babe?). She's also posted pics of her then girlfriend now wife. I think the evidence is...

Gianna was the best pornstar from 2004-2008. She wins by a mile.

I don't think that's true actually. What he makes in TV revenue in a year she makes in a single movie. Now she's an Academy Award winner. Her ticket to even more riches is punched. I'm okay with some ink on a hot chick but I have no idea if this chick is hot because her ink is disgusting. It...

Kayden was on a certain cam network last night for a little while. She has a real intensity about her. I think a lot of people seem to be copying her ~style~ now and maybe within the last year. It's too bad there weren't a lot of guys on at that particular time because it was pretty mellow. She...

She is simply amazing. I think she's taken Gianna's crown for "Hottest Tittyfucker in the Biz"...:bowdown:

I think ********* sex tapes are awesome. I say bring 'em out ***********...keep 'em coming. I DO NOT want to see Hugh Hefner banging her :nono: :mad:

^ It means we wave :wave2: buh-bye to Jin, Sun, Lapidus, and Sayid... :( And so much for that Maggie Grace RETURN that YOU ALL PROMISED ME :mad::mad::mad:

I would feel more comfortable about our chance to get beyond the 2nd round if Gooch and Charlie Davies were at 100%...:( I think we're going to win our group:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: I'm usually late-to-game with hotties...I tend to ~roam~ for my usual suspect hawties--Claire Dames, Memphis Monroe, Kelly Divine, Sienna West...etc

Given the scale of money that today's movies make...this isn't that impressive. His movies are expected to clear $100mil within 2 weeks and with all the marketing muscle that his movies get, it's pretty much a given they will make $100mil :dunno: I like him as an action star. I liked him as a...

What's your question?

^ Yeah, I agree. It seems like there will be a group of overhyped college players like Adam Morrison who flop badly in the NBA. This guy from Butler, Gordon whatever, probably will be the next Adam Morrison...:dunno:

^ Definitely....what a tittyfuck hawtie she could be :bowdown:

What's up buddy

He's entitled to want to be lazy on his job and not want to deal with anything difficult :dunno: Everyone wants to just sit back at work and deal with nothing too stressful... We will advance to the 2nd round!

When you travel on an airplane do your balls need their own seat?

Haley Cummings is new to me...:bowdown:

Are your balls big?

I like that boat scene with James Deen. That one was damn hot. The sun looked really good in that scene. It was shot well :thumbsup:

Bodie Miller the skier? :dunno:

Let's say a handsome American male jewel thief meets with you secretly in a subway station and pitches the idea to you of breaking into the Queen's place and making off with the crown jewels.... Would you make out with him in the subway station?

^ Would you eliminate Men or keep a few of us around for pleasure purposes?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sandra Rinomato Tanya Memme Tricia Helfer http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/helfer-4.JPG :bowdown:

I guess Will Smith needs the money.

That's a pretty depressing and realistic post you offered up. I'd like to think that most boyfriends do want to make sure their girlfriends get ~pleasured~. If she's going to talk about him to her girlfriends, he needs to realize he shouldn't want her to complain to them that he's a lousy lay...

Do you like to eat fish? If so, what kind and how do you like it? If the Amazons anointed you "The Chosen One" would you accept the job?

I am ready to enroll in whatever she's teaching...:bowdown: http://www.juggsjoy.com/anilos-alia-janine.php

Wow :bowdown: you are insanely hot. I hope you hang around Freeones more :glugglug:

http://www.gosexpod.com/movies/free-hardcore-sex-flv-tube--13840.html (the beginning and then at about the 1:45sec mark)

Swimming in the ocean or a pool?

Somehow, in LT's sick mind, he probably thought that "sex sells" and getting himself embroiled in a sex scandal will get him some money/fame. I wonder if he thinks he can get a tell-all book deal out of this? Tiger Woods, Big Ben, Jesse James... Of course none of those guys wanted to dabble...

Do you like eggs? How do you like 'em?