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  1. Pornfan99

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Update: One More Story was okay - say 3-stars. There were 2 or 3 funny scenes, but it turned out to be a rom-com.
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    Lana Sharapova: my gymnastics instructor wanted me to work on my headstand, so .. Carmen Kinsley 1: don't let me catch you with ********* on campus again! CK 2: stop taking Only Fans pictures while on-site (she has a portrait visible under the desk at one point).. CK 3: where do you want me...
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    Origins Of The Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich

    I usually do pb&j on Wonder white bread. Typically with Jif pb. I rotate between strawberry jam, or grape jam. Grape jam is with pretzels, and a diet Mt. Dew. Strawberry jam is with either regular potato chips (usually Ruffles) or a flavored chip (Cool Ranch Doritos. Chili Fritos Flavor...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Boston Israeli Film Festival going on now. I plan on watching: One More Story, Game Changers, and maybe Greener Pastures. Salem Film Festival starts Mon 3/28. I plan on watching: The Face of Anonymous, and McCurry:The Pursuit of Color.
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Model For Hire. Stunning! :love:
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    Automotive things going-on

    Manual transmissions: Porsche 911 Carrera S; Honda Civic Si; Ford Mustang Mach 1 - to name a few.
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    Cassidy Klein 1: to grind on his cock CK 2: ohmigod CK 3: me-thinks she was purely getting her breath back CK 4: we're ALMOST to my place .. don't go soft on me!! CK 5: she likes the piledriver position CK 6: I didn't know you are a dribbler..
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    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    About "The Endgame:" from the ads I saw, it seems like a female version of "The Blacklist.." Am I wrong?
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    Emily 1: I need MORE than what you're packing.. Emily 2: Don't worry..; if I try to seduce a Buyer during an Open House - I WILL clean up afterwards!! Emily 3: I don't care how much you fondle my tits .. I'm going to solve the Rubik's Cube!
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Hmmmm – looks like she’s ******** for an old-fashioned Playboy “landing strip,” but she’s running late on trimming up the pubes. Regardless, she was obviously participating in an activity that turned her on. She has a puffy hood, and engorged and flappy labia. Perhaps she wanted to know just how...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    TOUGH match!! VERY CLOSE between Sky Pool and Man Magnet. I'll go with Sky Pool, as the better PIC. (I like Man Magnet's model better; no makeup.)
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    Ava-1: she either had to *** or **** REALLY BAD!!; Cassidy: she stayed late at work, so her partner called to check on what time she'd be home; Ava-2: make SURE to NOT bounce so high, I lose the head of that cock..
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    Sexuality Crisis

    Doesn't Nina Hartley has a full .. instructional series of videos?
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports that the Falcons have continued to field trade calls on Matt Ryan. Ryan was initially available because the Falcons were expected to trade for Deshaun Watson, with the Falcons moving back Ryan's roster bonus until Monday to help facilitate a trade. With...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Neesy Rizzo. Contemplation has too much going on in the backrgound, with the unkempt kitchen.
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Browns agreed to a five-year, $230 million contract restructure with Deshaun Watson. The trade is now official with the Browns sending three first-round picks, a third-round pick, and a fourth-round pick on top of giving Watson a new deal. For what it is worth, they are getting a fifth back...
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Davante Adams' agent confirmed that the Packers were offering more money than the Raiders, but that it was Adams' "lifelong *****" to play for the Raiders. It was assumed in some quarters that the initial leaks that Green Bay was offering more money than Vegas was Packers damage control, but...
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    Coronavirus

    Here comes BA.2 -- a more-transmissible strain of the omicron variant: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-15/europe-is-getting-caught-by-a-covid-resurgence-after-rushed-exit
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Whoa.. Looks like this woman has a camel toe pussy, but *something* has her all hot-and-bothered. Those labia are fully engorged and battling to be seen / protrude. So pink!! I think she must have been seated – perhaps making out with her partner? Those labia protruding probably turned her on...
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    Which single picture do you think best represents a particular pornstar?

    For Jenna - this one's good (after researching for a few minutes - not my final answer!):
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Broncos signed DE Randy Gregory, formerly of the Cowboys, to a five-year, $70 million contract. There are usually a couple of players who change their minds during the "legal tampering" period every year, but this move is more unusual than most given the official Twitter account for the...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Tanned Beauty. (I know .. I KNOW - I'm .. coming to fill your holes!)
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    In an Instagram post, Colin Kaepernick was seen working out with Tyler Lockett. It's notable a week after ESPN's Adam Schefter reported Kaepernick, unofficially blackballed by the NFL after his 2016 protests against police *********, is "in the best shape of his life" and wants to return to...
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Add yet another vote for Warm Front!
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    Coronavirus

    Yikes; the actual death toll is likely closer to 18M than 6M: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2022/03/10/covid-excess-deaths-ihme-study-estimates-global-toll-18-2-million/9444282002/
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Drip on leg, What a pink, puffy engorged pussy! Very interesting, how the grool thread is leaking out, and then makes a 90-degree turn to the right, to her upper thigh. Perhaps she had her right knee set lower on an ottoman, and get excited while leaning over and giving her partner oral sex?
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    NFL '22 Season Thread

    Duke: uh .. Denver is in the division with the Chiefs, Chargers, and Raiders. Just to win their division would be impressive!
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    NY Post: August Ames Suicide Was Not What It Seemed

    August's *** is writing a book. Per the texts August sent to a friend, about Markus: “He was dragging me around and ****** me with my panties, slamming my head down on the table and was just WAY too rough and the scene didn’t even call for it.”...
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    Xxx dating sites

    Wow; Julia Ann checked out my AFF profile!! 😉
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Tea on the Balcony for me - better pic. (Nudist Resort hotter model.)
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    This set’s heavy selection. As expected, a camel toe pussy – but she’s got her ankles for earrings, which IS creating a gape. Perhaps she was going-to-town on her clit, and realized how moist she was getting? She dipped in her right index finger, and came away with a thick filament of grool.
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    DSL : What's Your 2022 Internet Speed?

    I have I think Comcast's "middle" internet tier:
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    DSL : What's Your 2022 Internet Speed?

    Me-thinks if peeps on the fiber are streaming / working from home / etc., vs. "posting / uploading" content.
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    DSL : What's Your 2022 Internet Speed?

    Uh .. DSL speed of 149MB / second?? Methinks that is cable, at least..
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Look to those golf ball .. hmmmm - no even smaller than that; those SQUASH ball titties..
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Bedroom Secrets for me.
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    [NEEDS ID] Pretty girl from party hardcore gone crazy 44

    She kind of looks like Lena Paul?
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    When You Make A TV Dinner Do You Stop Halfway To Stir The Mashed Potatoes And Flip The Meat Over?

    Oh - no; I don't have COVID. I have put on 19 pounds since the pandemic was announced.
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    When You Make A TV Dinner Do You Stop Halfway To Stir The Mashed Potatoes And Flip The Meat Over?

    Dino: ugh..; yeah, I tried that BBQ Beef LC once - it was awful. Some items are definitely better than others. I'm back at my full "COVID-19" for weight gain - so I'm dieting thru Memorial Day, likely.
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    When You Make A TV Dinner Do You Stop Halfway To Stir The Mashed Potatoes And Flip The Meat Over?

    Interesting timing. I did a Lean Cuisine for dinner Thursday night - meatloaf and mashed potatoes. I did NOT rotate the meatloaf, as the microwave "spins." BUT, I did peel back the plastic covering, stir the taters, and re-cover.
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    Prime Time Teasers Playoffs

    Abigail Ratchford for me. Cuz I like her beaver .. pelt. :LOL:
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Nice; nipple-sighting at 11:00! And .. my goodness! That engorged hood and labia .. reminds me of a worm ******* (Mothra?)! Whatever this woman was up to, she decided to see for herself JUST how wet she was – so she dipped her middle finger into her honey pot and came away with a filament of grool.
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    Phil Mickelson and them Saudis..

    Yeesh - open mouth, insert foot!! https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/2022/02/22/phil-mickelson-apologizes-loses-sponsor-take-time-off/6900530001/ Oh, and BTW - didn't something like A DOZEN Saudi's finance and/or participate in 9/11 bombings?! o_O
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    6-year-old brings loaded *** to school to ‘shoot zombies,’ South Carolina police say

    I grew up in CT. My Uncle was a Teacher. This was in the 1970s. He heard a student had a *** one day while conducting classes. He walked out / resigned. He ended up working for a big insurance systems company, and became its President / CEO. So, it worked out for him.
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    With Audio Books Being In Existence For Some Time Why Do People Still Do Their Own Reeding When There's Someone Available To Do It For You?

    So .. if Dino bought Playboy back in the day - he OBVIOUSLY did NOT but it "for the articles!" :LOL:
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Inner Beauty for me.. Because .. her "inside" is beautiful! 😉
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    World-Class Nudes: Playoffs!

    Bring on the meat curtains! 😛
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    A Grool-ish Start to Your Day

    Woo-hoo! Lesbians with toy-play! Me-thinks one is lying down and grabbing her ankles with her hands. The other one is perhaps kissing her, or involved in some tit-play. Regardless, she is definitely using a ridged dildo on her girlfriend’s pussy. And she’s enjoying her partner’s reaction to her...
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    [NEEDS ID] Big tit Asian

    Stunning! Kimino Natsu
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