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Kaley Cuoco is probably the best I got.

It's subjective. What I think is extremely beautiful you may think is dog balls. And you put the caveat of, "natural" in there, but what difference does it make if her hair color comes out of a bottle or that shes wearing colored contacts? Why do you have so many conditions for beauty? If you...

Nice, it's Gaston, can't wait till Trump meets the same fate. :rofl:

Democrats just ousted a GOP asshole in a state Trump won by 30 points.

Pecan Sandies or E. L. Fudge, coffee or milk. In a pinch, just about any other cookie will do.

Yeah, you can have her. That's the thing with beauty, it's subjective, I wouldn't give her the time of day.

You must have learned to ignore the smell of man ass right in your mouth in prison. The good news is, Cheeto Benito and a hefty portion of his administration is going to get to duplicate your experience.

Ugh. Hard Pass. I'm not particularly picky, but damn, really?

TrumpTards definitely voted for human ****.

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:rofl: I avoid beans because they give me copious amounts of gas, but as long as I don't eat onion with them, it's only gas and not projectile ass. My wife bitches (my wife bitches about everything) that we don't eat beans enough so for the last three days of October I made sure we had beans at...

Fagot ass Lindsey Graham still talking ****, eh? Zero surprise there.

Every state has **** holes, but every red state is a **** hole.

Texas Monthly roasted O'Rourke pretty good, nothing of value was lost, just like when Tundra Tulsi eventually drops the fuck out. https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/beto-orourke-calls-it-quits/ Beto O’Rourke Calls It Quits When Beto left Texas, he lost his way.

The Dick is laughing so hard he's ******, and it's gotten really hard to tell that he's laughing.

Whataburger. If you live in Texas, most Texans act like whataburger is the holy grail, but I've never been impressed. I'll agree with what D-rock said above, that better be one fantastic damn sandwich, and besides a local sandwich shop that makes fantastic sandwiches, every deli I've been to...

You know all about masturbating to the depraved TrumpTard fantasy of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being ******** *****.

Impeachment- Perilously Imminent

Naughty Alysha has a track record of being hot and dirty, and even at a Global Rank (https://www.freeones.com/html/n_links/stats_Naughty_Alysha.php) currently @267, is still underrated.

Extreme beauty will require substantial wealth for a regular fella to have a shot, but chunky chicks are a dime a dozen, and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference if you did manage to get your dick wet in a, "really pretty" hole. :cmon: C'mon, *** you really gonna put some arbitrary idea...

Hillary Clinton says she believes that the Russians have "got their eye on somebody who's currently in the Democratic primary and are ******** her to be the third-party candidate." Tulsi Gabbard replied: "Это мусор. Я не общался ни с кем из России." #TundraTulsi

^^ Fried Fucking Chicken

It's a lot and the hits just keep coming. Probably take the weekend to recover, but who knows what that's gonna bring!

Ambassador William Taylor burned Trump to the ground. https://www.vox.com/2019/10/22/20927322/taylor-impeachment-testimony-ukraine-quid-trump

Would tongue smash, then smash. https://www.*******.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cbcaf68884f4

(((..((((((((((((((((() He is good. I enjoy his work on the twitter.

My favorite photo of Cheeto Benito, oozing with clueless confidence. :rofl:

Dolphin Boner like-

I'm guessing it was that AceNippleLicker fella, kinda disappointing, could'a been someone more intriguing. :rofl2:

Please read the text of the 1st Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a...

Cummings found what Gowdy could not?

Porn isn't a topic that comes up very often in casual conversation with people face-to-face, at least not in my experience. What are your expectations of going public with your love of porn? I would advise against it, not because there's anything wrong with it, but because of the reasons you...

15 Euros should be enough to get you pretty much anything you want off any of those menus. Just for sheer mass quantity, I'd go for 5 McDonald's double cheeseburgers, 2 orders of large fries, and a large *****. OR you could go for a large double quarter pounder with cheese meal, add an extra...

Wisconsin jury awards $450,000 in Sandy Hook defamation case https://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-jury-awards-450-000-115356698.html Conspiracy Theorists can burn in Hell.

I suspect dude Dan's not a newbie.

People still do this? Some fools never learn.

I'm sorry Supa, but assari's cake made me laugh out loud.

I would probably pull different babes on different days, but today- Amy Reid Jenaveve Jolie Nikki Dial Africa Sexxx Faith Adams

I don't have any complaints about *******. Other sites I like to check out include indexxx.com, it's good for looking up more on some babes. & IAFD.

I hain't smoked ********* in a long time, probably back around 2005/2006. I'd smoke if it were legal, but there's currently too much drama around it to fuck with; don't have a source I trust, get caught with it and they fuck your life up, etc.

I like women.

Doh! https://www.*******.com/

I suspect eric might belong to some sort of satanic Illuminati cult.

This is a fun little project. Interesting beginning note, the signature is six hundred sixty six pixels wide. Signature of The Devil? Had to been in a plane flying above 900,000 feet to make a signature that size. **After a little digging around on the Dark Web I managed to find this, must be...

Anything anal is repulsive on principle, not to say you shouldn't enjoy it if that floats your boat, but I'll pass.