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  1. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    They can be the dude with the camera, just not the guy who actually hands over the money.
  2. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    I'm really struggling to see this 'bullshit' that needs cut.
  3. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    It's as much a huge secret as commissioning a painting by an artist you like or getting a guest speaker at a private function. It's not some huge treason or anything, just someone wanting to make their own film and hiring known talent to do so.
  4. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    The right to know? It's not some huge secret if someone shoots a private film, but you seem to make it out like someone's being betrayed by it.
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    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    What you're saying is sort of like saying I could go into the street with a dodgy 'tache and pretend I'm in a cop movie, because with Hollywood there's no point in actually filming it. I think it'd be a cool achievement, something to show your buddies at a party or maybe a good present for...
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    What are your origins ? Where do your ancestors come from ?

    My ******'s side of the ****** has been in the country for untold generations, while I can trace my Italian ancestry back to just my grandad. Then again, European ancestry is easier as we're mostly just natives.
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    Trial in ****** death, 'Faith Healing'

    Why won't these idiots realise that God, for want of a better term, can be seen as having given us medicine? If they're creationists, then He created these things to be discovered for our benefits. If they're not, then it could still be argued that medicine isn't just a coincidence. Yet, rather...
  8. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    I don't see why not.
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    16 Porn Stars test posative for HIV.

    Yeah, from reading that there appears only to be a male and a female porn star diagnosed, with six more people, an undisclosed number of whom may be porn stars, pending tests. Still, it the woman would have had to get it from somewhere and that somewhere may have been someone else in the...
  10. Jeep!

    Shooting Private Videos With Pornstars

    Hey, I'm, uh, here to fix your narrative arc. With my giant plot device.
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    Robots that lure and digest insects and mice.

    I have one of those sonic things too, but it's starting to die and it's no longer working at a pitch only ******* can hear. It's a bastard to hear it but it still keeps the mice away.
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    Transformer 2 Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the year?

    Saw it Friday, it's really good.
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    Robots that lure and digest insects and mice.

    I want one. I figure if I get friendly with it now, I can figure out how to **** it.
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    Suppose you get to spend a night with the girl of your dreams, but...

    I dunno, I never heard of anyone ODing on dick. Fucking hilarious coroner's report if they did though.
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    Who would you rather have sex with?

    Necks do not get 'too long'! :tongue:
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    Suppose you get to suck a cock...

    It's a new economic stimulus plan.
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    Choice

    Example?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Limozeen - "Brain ******"
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    Michael Jackson -> 1958-2009

    He means the O2 Arena shows in England, not 2002.
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    So, I just lost my virginity...

    Apart from being a milestone, the first time really doesn't mean anything. I've always maintained that there's only two fucks worth remembering in your life - the best one and the most recent one, and ideally they should be one and the same. I found that I had a great confidence boost after my...
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    How do some older women still stay hot?

    Agreed. Milfs are a natural thing and proof that, despite all the spiders, nature gets **** done.
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    Have to take a dam road test friday!

    Well, yes. I am Irish after all. :P
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    Have to take a dam road test friday!

    Um, yes. Yes, it takes an idiot to find humour in these things.
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    Have to take a dam road test friday!

    This comes from someone who forgot to close the bracket and add a full-stop. Yes, I'm a pedant.
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    Have to take a dam road test friday!

    Have you considered fire-bombing as a viable alternative to rescheduling?
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    Cum See my New....

    Wonderful set of equipment. The gym stuff. I meant the gym stuff.
  27. Jeep!

    The Last Pornstar You Fell Head Over Heels In Love With?

    I have a major thing for Brandi Edwards this past while.
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    Which hollywood babe you love to have sex with ?

    Heather Graham, or Marlee Matlin.
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    Suppose you get to spend a night with the girl of your dreams, but...

    Provided he doesn't get it in my beard, I'd go down on Christian Bale or Kevin Bacon, for a night with Brandi Edwards or Charlotte Gainsbourg.
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    Iron Maiden or Van Halen

    "Seventh *** of a Seventh ***" or "Brave New World". Anyone says "Number of the *****", I challenge them to a fight. :P
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    Suppose you get to spend a night with the girl of your dreams, but...

    Does he have to come in my mouth or can I finish him by hand?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Caught "The Hangover" on friday. Pleasantly surprised with how funny it was. I'd recommend it.
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    Creepy pillows???

    But they're so small! It's like little midget legs!
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    No you can see why Papa Smurf Drinks!

    I want one. Are they house-trained?
  35. Jeep!

    How can I test if my *** is gay

    Priceless.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    They Might Be Giants - "Experimental Film"
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    Week-long heatwave set to hit UK

    The average summer temperature in Ireland is 15 degrees celsius, almost half of this heatwave. I'll probably end up in just my boxers for most of the week.
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    'Boring' porn stars

    Could just be me, but I prefer that. I don't watch porn for the whole experience, just for the girl, and guys who get in the way of that, through obtrusive positioning or too much charisma, that's off-putting for me.
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    Transformer 2 Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the year?

    No no no. Man, "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" proved to me that he's a great actor. But in all honesty, he's the best thing about these new films (...and Megan Fox, I know...), and he's not really the best voice-actor there is. He's one of those expressive actors who needs to use their face...
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    Week-long heatwave set to hit UK

    84.2 degrees farenheit. Hopefully this wave will hit over in Ireland, every time barbeque weather kicks in I find myself busy with something so I can't get my meat on, and this time around I have a whole free week. Also, yes, I just said "get my meat on". Do with it as you will.
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    Oxi-Clean guy Billy Mays Dead

    I figure it's like that guy who leaves the club 5 minutes before last call so he can get a taxi before the rush. Only, you know, with dying.
  42. Jeep!

    Transformer 2 Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the year?

    I like Hugo. I'm just comparing the two films, really.
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    Transformer 2 Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the year?

    I'd consider Hugo Weaving the biggest 'name actor' in the live-action films, and Orson Welles the biggest in the 1986 one.
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    a serious question..

    Is this cause she don't like the **** quite the same?
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    the worlds ugliest dog

    Damn, I was expecting a picture of my momma.
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    Transformer 2 Best movie of the summer? Best movie of the year?

    Actually, D-rock, Zack Snyder is pretty much what you're describing. His film adaptations of "300" and "Watchmen" were pretty much like watching the comics on screen. They were perfect, and made a lot of money back. Also, Gunslingingbird, the Constructicons appeared quite regularly in the...
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    Scofflaws-Post Here

    You *******. I like to ***** in public. I don't mean brown-paper-bag style, either, I mean a highball of White Russian with ice while I buy the morning paper.
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    as a man, have you ever been fisted?

    Make sure she trims her nails first and you're golden.
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    Have you ever talked negativly about a dead person.

    I think a good example of this is Jade Goody (don't know if anyone outside of Ireland or the UK would know who she is though). When she was alive, she was vilified as the ignorant, loud-mouth racist she is, but when she fell ill, all the prejudice and racism was forgotten and she became a media...
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    What are your origins ? Where do your ancestors come from ?

    Three-quarters Irish, but my grandfather on my ******'s side is Italian, from Casalattico. My full name is entirely Italian, so people tend to assume I'm more than just a quarter. Basically, I can cook like a demon but I tend to ***** the **** I'm meant to be cooking with.
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