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  1. maildude

    Which band/artist deserves a Guitar Hero game?

    Reggie Mantle
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    Buying a hearse

    I think the new Cadillacs look kinda like a hearse.
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    Is it the height of in-humanity?

    Thank goodness the rational still greatly outnumber the irrational.
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    Laura Harring

    My type for sure. http://img182.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57646_Laura_Harring_Set3_01_123_470lo.jpg http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57819_Laura_Harring_Set3_24_123_139lo.jpg http://img5.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57151_Laura_Harring_Set1_12_123_345lo.jpg
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    Buying a house.

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    Knight Rider has fallen on hard times

    I wanna see it parked at the beach, being ignored by a bunch of twenty-something bikini models.
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    Most in here can't handle the truth.

    Selective ****. This type of information is dubious. Much of it is fictitious. I don't feel like pointing out the fallacies in these videos. I don't have the time or the patience. I only pray that you attain the intellect and sensibility to see these glaring errors in fact.
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    No Tebow Time for Kim Kardashian

    KK is gorgeous. So what? I wouldn't want to be within 10 miles of her. She's a phony and a materialistic tramp. More kudos for Big Tim.
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    U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter

    Just when you let your guard down, you get dumped on with 20 inches of snow in March.
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    Buying a *****.

    "Ed! Where did you get those fucking apples? You stole those fucking apples from Mr. Greeley's tree, didn't you?" "Nooooo, Wilbur. I found them." "Where, Ed? Where the fuck did you find them?" "Underneath Mr. Greeley's tree."
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    Most of you in here consider me to be an old man. That's understandable.

    I am old. But I am going to change my name here to Wizard Of Wor. My avatar will be changed to a blobby blue character. And I will support Mitt Romney in all my dealings.
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    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    Ha! The Moonisians will never allow it. Just like when Puerto Rico voted against it during the Zadoz Administration.
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    lurkingdirk is a ******

    gEIZr-BrYbY
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    observe how you feel just before you go to *****

    Bullshit. 1) Define "sexually immoral." 2) Why look upon any woman as I would my ******, then quantify "sex" as possibly "immoral?" 3) What do those other quotes have to do with sex? 4) Should I be thinking about my ****** or ****** while I am "being fruitful and multiplying?" 5) Every...
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    Pretty cool illusion

    He never looked better.
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    How to **** up your wife!

    Just buying an alarm clock has fewer circumstances.
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    Feds Shutdown Top File-Sharing Site, Megaupload Today

    Has anyone brought up the point that to many "*******" uploaders, file-sharing sites are the only means of acquiring certain vids/etc. that are no longer available for purchase? Yeah, I know... "It's still *******" But how do we know that if these no-longer-available things were available, these...
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    The Official "Goodbye Petra" Thread

    I don't know where you're going from here, but how could you improve on this? :facepalm:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    1A2eet1bttY
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    Best billboard placement?

    He's hiding in those bushes. With a stripper.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    :surprise::surprise::surprise:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Explain that decision to me...:facepalm:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Not if they don't stop rushing only three and then giving up a quick pass.
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    plasmatwa vs stdiva

    I'll have lasagna.
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    Newt Takes sout Carolina

    First Texas, then Montana...now Carolina.
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    2012 AVN Award Winner

    Elegant Angel. Hmmm....
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    2011/2012 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Road win. The Bears are quirky...beating top teams marginally, and now losing two straight against ranked teams. Drew has put together a big team with some consistency on the boards, but not skilled effectively in man-to-man D. In Mizzou's case, they want to make a point before next season's SEC...
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    Joe P just ****** away

    It's official now. RIP. A great football coach. A great legacy.
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    The 80s music thread

    Re: I loved the 1980's. The music was FUCKING AWESOME. Whatcha got?Play it! OBt-nirXQDE
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    Taylor Swift

    Re: So who thinks this naked Taylor Swift pic is real? Read this. It's funny: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/taylor-swifts-team-considering-legal-action-over-alleged-nude-photo-report-says/2011/10/31/gIQAhRClZM_blog.html
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    2011/2012 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Not a bad blowout win. Followed up by another blowout of Nebraska. If anything ***** the Bucks, it'll be injuries or youth.
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    Are things a little slow around here?

    People come and go. Many of the tried-and-true who were here when I started are gone. They really brought substance to the Boards here. Anybody can get on here and tell us all how they like to jerk off to Jessica Alba. But the folks who could type something funny about Alba--or at least start a...
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    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    Seems the absence of a lot of the more personality-laden past members has created a void where fun once lived.
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    Blues singer Etta James dies at 73 after a battle with leukaemia

    Great blues voice. Just downloaded a bunch of her stuff. Yet another great one passes...
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    Spartacus: ***** And Sand/Gods Of The Arena

    Re: Spartacus: ***** And Sand/Gods Of The Arena/Vengeance Watching the premiere of Vengeance right now on Starz On Demand. Must be some kinda advanced special or something. Turns out the gladiators--led by Spartacus, played well so far by Liam McIntyre,--are tearing ass all over Capua. This is...
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    HAPPY 90th BETTY WHITE

    ...good thing that link don't work...
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    Cruise ship sinks.

    ^^ He'll go to his grave a coward.
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    HAPPY 90th BETTY WHITE

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    Muhammad Ali is 70 today

    eqMk-AuTDZE
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    Oh Maley...

    kxRX6LXDpWs
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    Tanks

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    New telescope array will capture the first-ever photograph of a black hole

    The final result should prove interesting.
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    The Saddest Videogame Character Deaths

    Mr. PowWow. The Create-A-Wrestler wrestler I created in WWE X. After the game kept freezing, I got pissed off and threw it against the wall, where it shattered into a hundred pieces. Sad. So sad.
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    Newly released Commodore 64. Yes, you read that correctly.

    Alright!! Zork in upgrade status!!
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Pornstar / Face Keeping with the OP's original wording of this thread question, thus considering ONLY TRUE PORN STARS, here are a few that are/were gorgeous but you don't hear mentioned often: Jeanette Littledove Meggan Malone/Powers Gisele Prodo/Gucci Roxanne Blaze Inga Redere...
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    Beyond Beautiful

    Nope. Similar, but my girl is part Asian.
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    Amazing card trick. Can you figure it out?

    Sorry. I folded after the flop.
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    Eerie Sounds Captured in the Woods - Alberta, Canada

    1) It's repeating and regular 2) This means something....this is important.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Good news! The Pats are covering the spread!
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