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  1. Funkwerkz

    The Mt Rushmore of Freeones users (or: your favorite freeones users)

    Picking up just four people from a very colourful community is really hard. Let me try. Senob44 Dick van Cock Negator Maleonetwo Aaaah, that's pretty hard and challenging.
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    Word Association TWO

    Source Unlimited.
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    This or That

    Definitely tattoo. Lamborghini or Ferrari?
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    Post a random song lyric

    Funkerman - Speed Up Try to keep up with me 'Cause I can give you some All the loving you need I give you such a rush Baby step up your game Keep up with my pace Girl I know that you want it Don't hesitate I want you behind my bedroom doors Ready or not, we're about to speed up I'm lovin' you...
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    Which websites do you visit most often

    Freeones, Worldsex, Hotmail, Yahoo mail, Facebook, Comicartcommunity.com/gallery, Turkish news sites.
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    Sig problem?

    Ok, gotta make a new one with the appropriate sizes.
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    Sig problem?

    Can you see my sig. under my post? I think i have a problem.
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    Rate the signature above you

    Shame on me! I see. My sig is http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/6/24/f_sig1m_cee15db.png.
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    Rate the signature above you

    lol I made that via ms paint, dude. :)
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    Rate the signature above you

    Not a big fan of heels but this is good. 7/10
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    What's your first language ?

    Turkish (Türkçe). :) FreeOnes, internette bir numara! Kızların en güzeli, en seksisi FreeOnes'ta. Türkiye'den selamlar.
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    Hadron Collider.. A real 'Half-Life' in the making?

    That CERN stuff is really too risky. Some scientists say, a tiny gate will be opened for the time travel. My comment is, if that gate gets opened, we will face dangers from both past and future. It's also said that a black hole will be formed if the energy that comes after the experiement is...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Last Sunday night on TNT, On Her Majesty's Secret Service. George Lazenby and Diana Rigg rocked.
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    Which animated female would you fuck?

    Let's go to DC Comics and pick up 3 ladies who are Wonder Woman (Donna Troy is preferred): Brunette Goddess, Maxima: The Redhead Bomb, Supergirl/Powergirl: Superb Busty Blonde. Zatanna, Hawkgirl, Black Canary, Batgirl, Harley Quinn, Vixxen, Catwoman and Poison Ivy do have wild cards. :D...
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    if you were president of your country for one day, what would you (really) do?

    Press the red ignition button of nukes! Yeah!!! Oh crap, Turkey doesn't have nukes. I would .... +Stop EU negotiations. +Leave NATO. +Enter Shanghai Economic Union. +Be an ally of Russian Federation. +Screw Iran's nuke program. +Withdraw all privatisations. =Make Totally Evil Country for the...
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    Official NHL thread 2007-2008

    I want Toronto Maple Leafs smash others to the hard ice. Go big Maple Power! :D
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    Euro 2008 Semifinals Thursday Match

    I support Russia against Spain.
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    Favourite Hungary Pornstar

    Mines are Dorothy Black, Rita Faltoyano, Sandra Shine. Others are Brigitta Bulgari, Krisztina Sereny, Peaches, Tiffany Rousso, Zsuzsa Tanczos and Zafira.
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    I got laid last night (warning: novel length)

    Wonderful, dude! :D Arrange her roommate for me! ;)
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    Give Ejaculation Tips

    I use vaseline and massage oil mostly. Nivea after-shave balsam for sensitive skin is a really cool lubricant. Yeah, same stuff for face and cock. :D Here is a picture:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417x4SGmGOL._SL500_AA280_.jpg Don't use too much of that, the 0 in my sig is the enough...
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    Pele has been robbed...

    This is nothing! :D After WC 1970, Brazil got Jules Rimet Cup in their museum forever. Burglars stole it, melted it and sold that gold. Next, Fifa World Cup will be stolen too. :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_of_the_Jules_Rimet_Trophy
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    Okay, so I went out to a bar tonight

    Dude, you think about the life too much. Live your life! Don't waste your time with guessing what's next (do that a little), just enjoy the moment and please don't look blue and trashy, have a smile and well dressed > self confidence! Message boards are social places. So, you have some social...
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    How would you spend an afternoon with me?

    When we met, we decide what to do, together. :)
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    British Pornstars / English, Scottish, Irish Models / Babes from UK / United Kingdom Girls

    Re: Favorite British Babe? Definitely Katie Price!
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    moving to another country...

    Dude, think twice! Istanbul is huge Kreuzberg!:D Istanbul stinks, Anatolia is the best, there are many Germans living in Antalya, Bodrum, Marmaris and Kusadasi permanently. :glugglug: Mild climate there and a lot of Russian and Ukrainian chicks in summers. :cool:
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    moving to another country...

    Canada (except Quebec) or UK or USA. Other than Turkish, i only know English, so i have to move to an English speaking country.
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    This weekend in Germany.

    This morning (June 21st) in Germany! :D:D:D
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    This weekend in Germany.

    Tonight, whole world is gonna be like this. :D Crescent-star!
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    This weekend in Germany.

    Good job, my folks! ;):thumbsup:
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    Beijing '08 - What'll you watch?

    Track & field. I hope i can catch some games on tv. Time difference is huge.
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    Babes Euro Cup 2008 Quarter-finals

    Some babes' teams were eliminated! lol
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    Sandra Shine or $3000

    Definitely Sandra Shine! That night would be remarkable forever. $3,000 is too little. :D
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    what's your preferred Apocalypse?

    -Overnight extinction of mankind from Earth. -Double Chernobyl expolsion. -A tiny malfunction in both Russia's and America's early missile warning systems, then get a global blow job. -A super infecting virus from Africa. -A chain of super natural disasters. -Sun goes nuts and overheats the...
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    Favorite Quotes

    When i play PES 2008 with friends, i say "No pain, no gain." to them and when i have the ball, i yell like "No pain, no pain." to my virtual players. :D My most favouite quote and my life philosophy is "You cannot lose anything that you don't already have/own.". "Obis non sufficit." is "World...
  35. Funkwerkz

    Chopper

    Dude, Eric Bana or Eric Banner or Bruce Banner :D?! Which one? I'm confused. :S :p
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    spyware producer...

    Ad-Aware, AVG, Browser Hijack Retaliator, RegistryBooster. Do not scan in normal mode. Scanning in safe mode gives better solutions. And after you saw the scan results that show where the spyware is, like "C:\Documents..........." or "C:\Windows\System32\...". Open those locations in your pc and...
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    In 2050 your lover may be a robot

    Great!!! In 2050, i can upgrade my lover, modify her implants and tune her entire look! :) "Pimp Your Mate" LOL But i'll be 67 in 2050, bad!!! :( I should start anti-aging by now. She won't complain and have a headache, but she will have malfunction, overheating and overriding and that...
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    What country are you from?

    Living in Istanbul, Turkey. I'm one in 15 million.
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    Who is you favorite out of these 10 pornstars.

    Czech-o-slovakia Power: Kyla Cole & Veronica Zemanova together, the ultimate tie ever for me.
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    Whats your type of Nurse

    Sponge Bath Betty! Wonderful healing factor. Don't get jealous Wolverine! :D
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    How Do You Picture The FreeOnes?

    The paradise island in the cyberworld, full of chicks and cool people (including myself :D).
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    What Scares You?

    Heights, uncertainty and being stalked.
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    how many files in your mp3 collection?

    Around 1000. Limewire sucks sometimes. I have youtube downloaders. :D
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    To shave or not to shave? Post pics.

    Both shaved and trimmed but i like Kyla Cole type of trim more.
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    Election 2008

    Re: Barack McCain or John Obama? Whoever is elected, we will get super-screwed. Both have extremist policies in some ways and can make WW3 easily. It's like McCain will have the iron fist ready to smash the entire globe and Obama will have the invisible hand to control the whole world. God...
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    Your Area Lets see a Pic

    My neighbourhood from Google Earth (red dot is my room :D): http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6316/mards8.jpg My neighbourhood (red circle) in Istanbul map (note that Eminönü is the city centre): http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8607/istanbulmapregions1eh7.jpg Taksim Square (heart of the...
  47. Funkwerkz

    Your first porn!

    Krista Allen's Emmanuelle in Space!!! Not really porn but still the hottest thing i've seen. For internet, worldsex.com which also introduces me freeones.com, since 2003 (i hope it does not violete the rules). I've never had porn mags.
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    June 6th 1944. D-Day +63 years

    There are some German people who must be blamed forever! They are Hitler, Goebels and the founder of "Absolute Solution"! German army did what was ordered. Maleonetwo is proud because his grandfathers fought for their country. Good or bad, fascist or democratic, svastika or three stripes...
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    Mysterious and Stealty Woman Evicted From Mans Closet !

    A new and stealth type of geisha?! lol Now, that's innovative, priceless Japanese innovation!
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    London or New York - Which Is The World's Premier City?

    Before WW2, it was London "good old imperial days". After WW2 and Cold War, it became New York City.
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