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Why did you make Blueballs cry? :weeping:

What a win, too!!!!!!!!!! THEO WALCOTT!!!!!!!!! It wasn't beautiful football for the most part. But we got the job done today :thefinger

What if you found out that Mick Jagger sired you? What would you do?

I do like amatuerallure, exploitedcollegegirls and girlsdoporn because it's good stuff. Real, but not *********** or trying to make fun of the girl for doing porn. I wish these 3 sites would show the male face more because with these 3 sites the lead male's face is usually never shown on cam...

It's between Jane Burgess and SpexyAshleigh for me. I say that because these two show up in other threads and offer up opinions, smack, whatever they want. They're not just "all business all the time."

^ I think Jerry realizes he needs to win something and in order to do that he needs to find a real coach. If he hires Cowher and if the 'Boys win a SPB or two THEN JJ will come out with the "It was actually always ME" crap--basically the public sandbag/grab for glory that he did to Jimmy...

Re: Ejaculate inside a Woman VS Ejaculate from Masturbation. Which orgasm feels Bette Pussy beats hand.

I actually like him because of the foot fetish thing. I can't believe his wife is so thin, too. I assumed he went for fatties :dunno: I think he handled that sitch pretty well. Although, did he or his wife post the **** just for kicks? :dunno: I **** him as a Coach and enjoy rooting against...

There's going to be a quite a lot of turnover in the NFL this year. --San Francisco (Hello Jimmy Harbaugh :wave2:) --San Diego (bye bye NT) --Cincy (bye bye ML) --Tenn (bye bye JF) --NYG (bye bye TC) --Denver (hello Urban Meyer! :wave2:) --Houston (? Maybe Kubiak will be booted) --JVille...

^ Tea Party gatherings? They still happen? :facepalm: What goes on at one these days---a group wank over Palin vids? :dunno:

That precise question has stumped the greatest minds throughout the ages. It is a true riddle of the Sphinx. Or should I say Sphincter?

The only flaw I see is the pigtails. I **** them pretty much (although I like yanking them!). However you say "FUCKTASTIC" in Czech is what she is.

To be the man, ya gotta beat the man, ***. Ric Flair's trash talk is the key to my successful game picking strategy. There's another spot in my limo. Time to swing by the GTech campus and find another hottie who wants to feel the WOOOOOOOO! of the Stylin' and Profilin' Champ of the Bowl...

We sure do, Georges. You would break out the cognac and sing "La Marseillaise" together, and then watch Fox News..... :facepalm: :clap: :georges:

:facepalm: You deserve a banning for your ignorance!!!! :facepalm: You must watch these youtube clips immediately! No posting until you do! iy-LQH8N6Ug yjW9UXoKU2s&feature=related wtf1FrYNOJo&feature=related Start this one at the 12sec mark. All of these clips will paint the portrait of THE...

^ If you go to her official blog, you can click on her "Find Me" page and then click on her MFC link...and that will take you to her profile on that site at which point you can (Rate and Admire her--of course!) and add her as a friend which basically makes her a favorite so that whenever you...

^ Keyser Soze says, "Well played, homey."

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Oh my god...I'm seriously euphoric! I haven't felt this high since the last time I got laid! :glugglug:

^ New tit job scene. (Off to the store....)

Take it to the bank. Straight cash, homey :glugglug:

Fixed! Titsrocky Balboa---the Eye of the Tiger, baby! (**** that's a huge photo :o)

Well, it looks like there will be Stylin' and Profilin' in the Limo tonight afterall!! :thefinger I gotsta find some FIU coeds and "thank them" personally :yesyes: :boobies::rubbel:

Seriously, that was fucking awesome. Love the shout out to my Boise St Broncos too! FIU is now Nature Rock country and my....8th favorite team now!!! :thefinger

If you dance with the devil...you get the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! So says the Undefeated Nature Rock :thefinger :thefinger

yessssssssssssssssssss woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WTF???????? We almost screwed it right at the end!

Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****. It looks like he's out when the ball crosses to me...I think he's out

Hoook and laddder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my gooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a game...man, just when I'm about to post a huge WOO...this game changes! That sack ****** me!

FIU is shite :facepalm: The streak is stopping tonight. No stylin' and profilin' in the limo tonight :weeping:

The Nature Rock has now started to watch this game. Fortune is about to turn back in the Nature Rock's favor :yesyes: :thefinger WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Woooooooooooooo :shocked:

I've had Mrs. Maildude's ass in the back of my limo..WOOOOOO!!...soon, it will be time to add more asses to the Nature Rock's hititlist...WOOOOO!!!

That pic was fucking perfect!!

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Petra, gorgeous one, I think it is I (and others like me) who is the guest. OCSMs are Royalty. I get angry when an OCSM doesn't have a political view that I have, but other than that, whatever they want to...

^ I'm not convinced they explain anything to anyone ahead of time. It'd be nice if the chicks went on the web and researched a scene a head of time. But I doubt most do. The established pornstars that do/did their scenes with Meatholes should have known ahead of time what they were about. I...

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^ Ahrite. Your ass has been added to the Nature Rock's list, now. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

^ Keep it up, sexxy. That ass of yours is at the top of the Nature Rock's list...

I wouldn't mind if the Meatholes crew were rounded up, tossed in jail and their **** burned. I wouldn't miss it. I like watching rough sex and deepthroating but they aren't at all about fucking. They're about ***********. Fuck that and fuck them.

Oh, the haters are out in *****. :thefinger The Nature Rock is taking down names and will be taking a whole lotta ass in about 28 games...

The first scene she appeared in was a brief scene at the Sydney Airport bar with Jack, and it was pretty hot. Good flirting. She was upfront and seemed to give off a, "Come fuck me on the plane, Jack" type vibe. I agree though. Her character really went downhill fast on the show. I wasn't sad...

Oranjeboom and Leffe. Both rank ****, and I drain-poured them both. :facepalm: Totally agree about Hamm's and Olympia. I'd also throw Rolling Rock in with them. Not too fond of Shiner Bock either.

Getting "snowed in"--is that a new euphemism for takin' it up the bum?

There are demons that walk this earth, and they can not be stopped by mortal men. Clay Matthews is a FUCKING DEMON on the field. WHERE WAS THIS **** WHEN HE WAS AT SC!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

It would be an epic hand-to-hand battle between these two...but, Bourne is basically cloak-n-dagger while Westen could actually rescue me by simply walking in and talking his way to my release.... Plus, Burn Notice>Bourne films

I'd tear into Betty White's snatch like a homeless bum finding a loaf of bread...