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I said picture duhhh. :P

Can you post a picture of my future husband? :D

Some of the guys were changing the song lyrics last night to "well were all in the mood for a blow job and you got us feeling alright" and my first thought was "I bet those guys have a freeones account" lol I spent my actual 21st in Harrogate England visiting a friend and since the ********...

Okay so let me rephrase the question lol What did you do for the first birthday that you were able to legally ***** at?

So yesterday was my friends 21st birthday and from what I remember it was a pretty awesome time. We went to a few bars drank a few too many shots and sang a few too many karaoke songs. My highlight of the night was when I got the whole bar to start singing along to - Piano Man. It was pretty...

Let them do as they please.. If we ever took the real rules of marriage and made them mandatory, like "the no divorce" rule, we would have a lot more dead people.

I feel like this is definitely a photo shopped picture.. :dunno:

Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af I was a nanny three times a week for a 13 year old when I was 20.. He was perfectly capable of staying home by himself but his *** started having problems with him sneaking out and what not.. But I never once...

"Did you get dressed in the dark?" "The only thing you could be a model for would be dog food." :D

Not even those of us that enjoy giving bjs would want to do it for 2 freaking hours!

This makes me so sad :( First of all if there are eyewitnesses who are saying that he wasn't resisting then he probably wasn't resisting.. I mean why would random strangers lie about that? Second of all, even if he WAS resisting arrest there's still no need for SIX freaking cops to ******...

LOL that was great!

Agree! I love that movie so much. :clap:

If I choose to live forever does that mean I get to have that really sexy vampire from True ***** bite my neck to give me immortality? :D

Oh wow! Those are pretty awesome ideas! I really like the drawers :)

ihwzG5-W8tE ♥ ♥ ♥ Face looks jaded Clothes are faded Keep walking on my friend ♥ ♥ ♥

Fake jewelry that falls apart within hours of buying it. :mad: Liars. How expensive it is to live comfortably..

This is sad for his ****** but at least it didn't say amiright? :dunno:

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Very cool. :clap: but seriously.. what is with those atrocious hats?? :facepalm:

Thank you! :)

Move. On. She. Is. Using. You. You haven't figured this out by now? :dunno:

Oh geez... Last night = Never Again! :o

M I wish! I was at a gay bari and all the guys were not straight! Such a fucking waste of drunkness :(

Um I'm sho fucking ***** right now it's unreal : o

Question for you legs men out there.. in order for a pair of legs to be considered "nice" what would you say the qualifications would be? Like do they have to be long legs? Or just shaped right?

If I could live anywhere money not an issue, it would San Clemente, California. It is my most favorite place in the world. Expensive--Yes Shitty Govt--Yes Over crowded--Yes 100% worth dealing with all the negatives for the amazingness that is Southern California? --YES!!

:clap::clap: Verrrrrry good! Nice job Alisa :)

Thanks guys! I have two other stories posted here and I'm working on another right now. :)

The Best Deception--Dashboard Confessional

lol aww is your dog potty trained? and I don't ***** ****, like at all.

This is what you do, go up to her, run your hands across her shoulders and say, "Oh, these are shoulder blades, I thought they were angel wings ;) " :rofl2::rofl2: K well that might not be the best thing to do, but in all honesty if a guy makes me laugh and is smiling (I'm a sucker for a guy...

Shitty lol I feel sooo dehydrated "/ How's your morning? :)

Lol I love you guys! :D

Bleary-eyed, he rolled over and peered through the darkness at the dim red numbers on the alarm clock. It was 4:11am. Something woke him out of a deep *****. "Mmmmmm," came the sound from the other side of the bed. He took in the sight of Nikki's chestnut brown tresses spilling over the pillow...

Not true. I used to **** my husband up with a blow job almost every morning.. I didn't stop doing that until about a week before we separated lol :clap: Indeed! Hey now mister! :ban:

Thanks guys! I'm glad you liked it :)

I'm heading to bed but let me know what you think about it :)

I just posted one :)

Finals are next week and I haven't studied really at all. I should probably get on top of that. Well I'm babysitting for the Smiths' tonight so I can just bring my biology book over there and then once I get Brandy into bed I can hopefully get some studying done. I wonder if Chris is going to...

Thanks :) I really enjoy writing & I've toyed with different careers in my mind that deal with writing but I'm still on the fence about what I ultimately want to do. I'm glad you liked my story! :D

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

I really liked the ending! Great job! :)

Oh boy, I read this while waiting at the social security office and it had me squirming in my seat! Probably should've waited until I got home to read this story :o Very very good :)

Frogs :o I even have dreams that thousands of giant frogs hold me under water and drown me "/

You can't be serious?? Most black men don't say "white women won't date me cause I'm black but I won't date black women cause their crazy." Just like most white men don't say, "I don't think spanish girls want to date me cause I'm white but I won't date white girls cause their all dumb."...

Even when it's cloudy, rainy, foggy, and overcast here it's still like 90 degrees and humid.. (unless it's in the winter of course.)

I prefer to be cold rather than hot.. I can't stand humidity either. I can't wait for winter :D

This ^^ Shaving our legs is already a freakin hassle! I grew up (or rather started shaving) in a time when bare was the only "acceptable" option, so now its just routine for me to shave completely.. But I can't begin to explain how much of a pain it is! Don't even get me started on those of us...

Gerard Butler! Or Johnny Depp! Oh oh oh andddd Bradley Cooper! :D (female wise it would be Mila Kunis 100%)