I like this one
(To the tune of "Dirty Old Town")
"Oh he plays left mid,
And he plays left back,
Even centre half,
And he does not slack,
He's our prodigal *** and he hates the Huns,
He's Charlie mulgrew,
He's Charlie mulgrew,
Ooohhhhh, Ooohhhh."
Heard it at the sheep game today
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