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Wow! I never knew that. Gotta tell Becks about that!

I think I would call myself, "HLRT". Stands for, "Horrible Like the Rest of Them"....

LOL Ronald is one bad dude. He's actually done more time than the hamburglar: assault and battery will send you up the river longer than petty theft.

I'm not sure I would trust a robot with my unit. Even if it WAS a ****-robot...

That's a damn good prank! Would take a lot of work though.

REALLY?!?!? You think so? :rofl:

"Sorry, thought I was responding to another read. Will someone be my bestfriend?" Well I don't know about "best" friend, but I would be honored to have any Freeones veteran such as yourself as a friend. :thumbsup:

But it has plenty to do with religion that you take the Bible as the "word of God".

:rofl: Nice smiley find! But I never knew Martha's Vineyard was quite so small!

I love that when people think you're a Neo ****. Some old man I didn't even know actually asked me that one time! I told him, "What do you think?" But then I laughed and said no. :1orglaugh

I can't help but love that one for its ridiculousness. I love when the girl says, "You'd be a really nice catch for somebody!" What the fuck kind of ******** says that to her ******? The whole premise kind of reminds me of "Parent Trap". lol

Well, I've never been on a porn set, but I have seen photos from behind the scenes. It struck me as being very much like a non-porno movie or TV-show set. A LOT of people behind the scenes. You have to be willing to fuck in front of quite a crowd!

Oh, miniD! I'm so sorry that he hurt you. :( I'm glad you're not with him anymore. Guys who beat women **** me off a lot. It is an extremely shameful thing to do. :mad:

I couldn't help but think of that case myself when reading this article. To be fair, I am not sure that the Ramsey girl being in pageants and living such a lifestyle had anything to do with her death, since we still do not know everything about that. On the other hand, it might have...

^ & ^^ I agree definitely. If Iraq and our own puppet leaders (in addition to the populace) want us out, there is no reason to be there any longer, aside from Bush and the Saudis own personal agendas. Bush is trying to protect our interest in oil at all costs when IMO he should instead be...

Welcome back legzy!!

I think it's all part of dirty talk. I like when the women do this. Yes, I realize that this thread was at least somewhat tongue-in-cheek....

They are each very hot, but I still have to vote for Jana as my favorite of the three. But I do have a new favorite in Karina Hart. :thumbsup: Thanks Prof!

I would recommend you spend your anniversary on a trip to the beach, and find a nice secluded spot, and spend all day there, into the evening. Then retire to a nice hotel room for the night. ;)

Sounds like he was quite the man. I had never heard of him before, but your description does him great justice. :hatsoff: RIP Dr. DeBakey.

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If you don't mind me saying so, you're a handsome guy, Funkwerkz. :hatsoff:

Hmmm, I wonder who put those tags on this thread? Someone's gonna get a warning....

And it's where? :dunno: :confused: By the way, after reading more of this discussion, I feel I should clarify my beliefs. As stated above, I DO believe in God. But I also believe in evolution not creationism.

Exactly. For me too. fizzmaster's dick is the only one for me. :yummie:

Well, I gotta get serious sometimes, and when it comes to relationships, and how I feel about Becks, I gotta shoot the straight ****. It's an amazing thing to think about it. The first 5 years of my sexual life, I was fortunate enough to be with well, 30 or so girls. For the past seven, going...

I believe in God. My specific belief is that He created the world, set it in motion, but does not intervene. I also believe he may provide for some sort of afterlife, but my feelings are mixed on whether I believe that or not.

I would say go for it. I have dated many co-workers in the past and it never caused me any problems. If anything, it earned me the respect of my male co-workers. Up until I met Becks, I always played the field and there wasn't a job where I didn't date at least one co-worker in fact. Of course...

I don't ever get aroused thinking about my exes, but I think about them from time to time when a memory is triggered. Sexually, I'm basically lucky, because Becks is more fun in bed than my exes had been. She's a real screamer and easy to please. But the most important part is, I feel warm and...

Bodie once pulled a "William Tell" and knocked an apple off of my head with a ******** shot!

I have to go with black hair, for the same reasons as squallumz and gsb.

Wow, your tits are always so beautiful Chica! Thanks for posting the pics! You look great decked out in your patriotic outfit! ;)

I would kiss the girl right after cumming in her mouth, and also right after eating her out, as long as she is OK with it. If she's not OK with it, I would be a little disappointed, but respect her wishes.

^ Wow! You guys are right. I would let her beat me to a pulp! Gina Carano is hot too, though. I first saw her on American Gladiators as "Crush".

Shhhh.... I think I just may have won!

Chill man! Fresno was just saying that as a joke. And if you think this is *just* a porn forum, dive into the Talk section and take a look at the things we discuss.

Nothing wrong with that! I've only had the opportunity once to do a little breastfeeding (aside from *******), but loved it!

You should go! They're in first last time I checked even though their record isn't so hot. The Mets won again today, their seventh in a row, defeating Colorado 2-1 on a Damion Easley 8th-inning solo HR. But I forgot the game was on TV and missed it! :( With the Phillies winning their third in...

Those pants look like they're just about ready to fall down!

Kitty porn is the best! Now, would that be considered interracial?

Becks has all her ****** in Wisconsin, plus the rents out there cost less than half what they do in Jersey. So, approximately at the end of this month, we're making the move. :)

I agree with what you're saying here. I think if they are going to enforce a law that you can't expose your ass or underwear, then they MUST follow the letter of the law. If an untucked shirt covers the ass or underwear, the police have no right to harass or charge that person. I feel it is a...

More than ever, I am glad I am moving. Granted I'll still be in the US, but housing and cost of living is much cheaper in Wisconsin than New Jersey.

I was actually born on the Isle of Man. (British Crown Dependency) Being as how there are no women there, we had to make do. :eek:

I suppose being a spider or slug on a nipple is even better than being a fly on the wall!

I agree with extremeb, this was just hilarious! :rofl2: I call strange guy jacking off in the corner, watching the proceedings.... That's about the best I can get at this point...got to the thread late...

DVC!!! You should have made this a poll where you can choose more than one option! I don't shave, but trim my pubes. I shave my neck, chin and upper lip and sculpt my sideburns. (They come down almost to the corners of my mouth.) I usually shave my head extremely close (totally bald) every time...

Well Fox's claims may or may not be true. I personally believe him, but you don't have to. The important thing to know is that virtually any woman can squirt, though some are more suceptible to it than others. Myself, I don't always aim to make a girl squirt, sometimes I'm not in the mood for...

From a "sagger" himself. That statement is why this policing is so smart and will likely become an effective form of profiling to legally get criminals off the streets. I feel if someone is showing their underwear or ass in public, that it is reasonable to cite them for it. It is disrespectful...

I like the crispy chicken sandwich at wendys. 99 cents. Becks still likes Mcdonalds but we just get hamburgers or sometimes a 99 cent double cheeseburger. We never buy anything expensive or any drinks because they're all rip-offs.