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I'm content just downloading movies here at my place and watching them without spending money. However, there are 2 movies that I probably will go and see are Terminator: Salvation and Transformers 2.

I can't stand Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld, or Will Farrell. I mean I'd rather have surgery while awake than listen to or see any of those guys. That's how bad my hatred is for them.

Same here. I dl'ed it and watched it. Not bad at all. I still like the first one best though, but it's good to see Vin Diesel back in FaF4.

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant!!! :rofl2:

Georges, that's a little harsh don't you think? I mean it was an accident and it's a priest of all things! I don't know why he was driving, but that's another issue.

Damn, you beat me to it. I was gonna say a portable glory hole. Close enough. Hey Brit, next time, draw a smiley face or something funny on the bag. I mean, if I was the guy getting a blowjob, and I saw a funny face on the bag, I'd be laughing so hard! (pun intended)

LOL every single time there's a thread like this, you always say something that cracks me up! My favorite girl's names: Jessica Sheyla (I want my future ******** named that) Julie

Does any one remember "Lisa"? A few years ago she said she was dying and got busted. Just a little reminder that a scam is possible, but highly unlikely with Hannah. Assuming Hannah's being sincere, which sounds like it to me: Even though we've never met, talked or done anything face to face...

Same here!

A buddy of mine, before he died, had a colostomy bag, i.e. a **** bag since he was born disfigured. He had no intestines and what was in that bag was pure, ufiltered ****. I had to change that once and that almost made me ****. That is the worst thing I've ever smelled.

I bet he couldn't rise to the occasion......:dunno: :ban:

If the Easter Bunny did exist, my *** probably shot him during one of his hunting trips.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/video/19145239/index.html I don't know where this happened. After he returned the money, he's charged with aggravated robbery, even though he returned every single penny!

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/19150082/detail.html This happened right down the road from me. Since the police are ******* people, why not clergy?

You know, I read those tips and my boss, who got transferred is the exact same way. For example, last night I got not 1, but 2 written warnings about my drawer being short on cash. I told her I wasn't the only one using it and she said "stop with the bullshit." She showed me papers that she...

That's why I watch porn on my computer with my headphones on!!

To add a quote from "The Devil's Advocate": "Free will...it is a bitch."

Guns 'N Roses- Don't Cry

I pray to whatever higher power that he's NOT on the cover!! I know that sounds strange coming from a Steelers fanatic, but every person that's been on the cover has had his career go down the toilet!!! I hope it's anyone but a Steeler!

My current one: http://img172.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc438&image=40613_1211745777929__122_438lo.jpg These 3 are next in line http://img259.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc132&image=40377_O_123_132lo.jpg...

I don't recall Dal-ass becoming "America's Team". How many Dallas jerseys or anything related to Dallas do you see at games or around the country? Not many. On the other hand, you see Steelers stuff EVERYWHERE!!! After the steel mills went down, a lot of people left here but took the love of the...

Um actually we have 6, not 4. Learn to count. I like the Packers and know that if you count the pre-Super Bowl era, they have the most. But since the Super Bowl began, the STEELERS, get the name right, have the most. You must be Cryboys fan.

Here's a good quote from Steven Hyde from That 70's Show: "While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were...

I'm doing fine. Relaxing, trying not to think about work. Hope things are well over there in jolly old England!

Fuck yeah!!! I **** those Cryboys!! Who ever said they were "America's Team"? Last time I checked, in ANY Steelers game, especially away, you will find someone wearing a Steelers jersey and/or waving a Terrible Towel. I mean Steelers fans are EVERYWHERE!!!! The Cryboys wish they had the fan base...

Hello MinD!!! Hope things are well. I'm enjoying a day off today!

Yeah you get the free pass. I had to give away my "Die In A Fire" award to someone and you just missed it. It's all good though. My anger has ******. :glugglug:

Yes I would fight for a girl. I'd even lay down my life if that girl was my wife or fiance or someone very close to me. I would not **** anyone though.

Oh Blasphemy!!!!!!! You must die in a fire you heathen!!!! :thefinger

My response to that ******:

Sure, that's what they all say!!

Actually some college students did find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

From the link: "She left notes saying she had to send her *** to heaven, and herself to hell." Further proof that religion is the most dangerous idea/group/entity. I'll bet you that if she wasn't a religious nut, I'd say the chances of her doing something like that would be less, although not...

New England Patriots Baltimore Ravens Cleveland Browns Cincinnati Bengals

"Day or so had ****** when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So...

I have a couple friends at work who want a copy of "Wolverine". I think they'll give a few bucks for it. But if they gave me money for it, and I'm always saying to them don't pay for movies when you can it for free, that would be going against my own principles!

Likewise!!! I don't be some bad man's boyfriend.

My cunt of a boss is finally gone!!!

That is one of my goals in life. I think I found the actor who would be the stunt cock. All I need is an actress and a few crew members. I've said it before, but I just want to be in a room full of people and say "Passion, I want to see some passion here!"

Even though I'm against ******** towards women, this is one "woman" that I'd love to get my hands on just for 5 minutes. I promise you she'd be in more pain than she could ever imagine. After I got done with her, if her husband thought she had it bad, his would be 10x worse. The person I feel...

"Superstition created all the gods and angels, all the devils and ghosts, all the witches, demons and goblins, gave us all the augurs, soothsayers and prophets, filled the heavens with signs and wonders, broke the chain of cause and effect, and wrote the history of man in miracles and lies."...

To me, mainstream porn is boring as hell. It's all been done before and in all the videos the girls have the same expressions and positions. The same goes for the guys. I still say the best porn is amateur/homemade. It's all fresh and original.

That is the funniest thing I've read all week!!! :rofl:

Frankly, I don't give a damn. I have no interest in other countries problems.

Agreed!!

Hank Williams, Jr.- A Country Boy Can Survive Probably the most badass county song ever!

It's hard for me say this, but if it was Baltimore vs. NE for the AFC title, I'd root for Baltimore, simply because they're a clean team and they're good, real good, even though they are the scum of the Earth. No offense to people from Baltimore here. Been there before and it's a cool city...

It makes sense to me. I mean those guys are all alone out there and can get away with it easier than most people can.

You know all these shootings reminds me of a George Carlin line. In it he says and I quote: "Why is it that the evil voices in people's heads always tell them to go out and **** someone? How come they never say, 'go take a **** on the salad bar at Wendy's.'"

I know. I just copied your list and changed the ones to the Steelers. Any game that has the Patriots in I will always root for the other team no matter who is in it.